Hey! First Royal Pains story…damn. Lots of milestones today, huh? xD Listen, I hope I don't offend anyone…because if I do, then GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS, HO!

…my fuckin' fanfiction…

ANYWAY! :D

So! Uh…this is basically a compilation of a bunch of cute moments, like the memo says. Or, it SHOULD say that. But, also, it may be my twist of an episode or something I felt like making you guys read. :D

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN. WHICH MAKES ME SAD.

Warnings: slash, incest, mentions of sex, foul language, uh…I'll let you know if there's anything more.

Hank Lawson stood in the kitchen. Leaning against the counter, he read that day's newspaper while waiting for his morning coffee to be done. A small smile graced his lips that morning, mostly because he was free that day, as far as he knew.

Soon, the beeping noise signaling that the coffee was done sounded. Hank put his newspaper down, grasped a mug from the cabinet, and poured the dark liquid into the mug.

He sighed contently, sitting down at the table. He sipped at his coffee. He let out a long breath through his nose, leaning back in his chair. He appreciated the mornings when it was this quiet, almost silent, before his brother had awoken. It wasn't that he hated noise. No, he had grown up in a city – he was used to noise, if he didn't like it. However, he certainly did love the mellow of seven forty-two a.m.

"Hey, Hank!"

Never mind.

Hank looked up from his paper. "Yeah, Evan?" He replied, seeing his younger brother standing in the doorway, a nonchalant expression on the younger sibling's face.

"Stop sleeping with women."

The older of the two sighed, rolling his eyes. "Evan, how many times do I have to tell you?" He was about to go off into another lecture to attempt to teach his brother his reasoning, but he was interrupted.

"Yeah, yeah. I know. You can't say no to Emily and Jill, because you've already slept with them, and if you denied, they'd know something was up and then somehow figure out. But you're stretching my heart strings." Evan had sat down during his speech, and grabbed Hank's hands. His face hadn't changed. "I want to be the only one you fuck, Henry."

Hank hesitated. He looked into his brother's eyes, seeing that they were their normal electric blue. He heard the blunt, almost joking tone of Evan's voice, but saw the tears welling up in the bottom of his eyes. The older gulped. Evan was serious.

Evan was barely ever serious.

Hank looked down at their hands. He realized that Evan's were shaking slightly. "I'm sorry, Ev…"

Silence.

"I never want to hurt you. I really don't."

"Then don't."

"But…"

"Shut up."

Suddenly, their lips were touching. Hank felt the usual feeling of kissing rise up his throat, a feeling he only got when his lips were brushing with Evan's. Evan was suddenly in Hank's lap. Hank was only paying attention to their lips, so when he felt his brother's weight on him, his eyes burst open.

"Wait." He panted, breaking away. "We can't do this. Divya might come in and see us."

Evan sighed, his hands sliding to cup Hank's face. "Right. Sorry." And with that, the younger sibling was gone.

Hank sighed, leaning back in his chair again. As much as he loved his brother, in more than one way, he hated the fact that he had such feelings for him. It was wrong. It was sick.

It was real.

Henry smiled, looking at the door. He'd make it up to Evan tonight.

So…didn't come out like I planned…but I hope you liked it! Oh, by the way, I'll tell you if the chapter's, like, M rated…in case I want to make a PWP for some reason. xD

I AM AN ODD PERSON.

MAKE A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT.

Yeah!

So, anyway…rate, review, love, my darlings!