I REMEMBER CARTMAN
Parody of "I Remember Larry" by Weird Al Yankovic
Written by Philip Moore
Say, do you of that fat kid Cartman next door
He always tries to be this big clown
Like when he took a pic of Kenny with his butt in his facehole
And people saw it all over town
But two people came to town with a severe case
Of having a pair of buttcheeks for a face
They wanted to bring ol' Kenny back home with them
CHORUS
Boy, what a nutcase, what a stupid, stupid guy
I'll never forget about Cartman, no matter how I try
Say, do you remember when Kyle needed a new kidney
And Cartman was the one who matched best
As you might've guessed, the guy refused and to make sure of it
He put on a protective vest
All the times he ripped Kyle for being a Jew
And the time that he purchased some other kid's pubes
But then he got his revenge
He killed his parents dead
CHORUS
About that time he shoved food up his ass, man, that's that was really sublime
And then when the crap came out his mouth, I had quite a laugh that time
All the folk in South Park thought Eric Cartman changed his ways when
His best friend Kenny died
So he, Stan and Kyle built a ladder up to the heavens
They failed, but they sure as hell tried
But it turned out that all they wanted to get
Was a lottery ticket that they said
Was gonna give a huge candy shopping spree at the mall
CHORUS
CHORUS
I remember Cartman
I remember Cartman
I remember Cartman
I remember Cartman
Gotta remember, remember, remember
Gotta remember, remember, remember
Gotta remember, remember, remember
Gotta remember, remember, remember
Cartman...
Parody of "I Remember Larry" by Weird Al Yankovic
Written by Philip Moore
Say, do you of that fat kid Cartman next door
He always tries to be this big clown
Like when he took a pic of Kenny with his butt in his facehole
And people saw it all over town
But two people came to town with a severe case
Of having a pair of buttcheeks for a face
They wanted to bring ol' Kenny back home with them
CHORUS
Boy, what a nutcase, what a stupid, stupid guy
I'll never forget about Cartman, no matter how I try
Say, do you remember when Kyle needed a new kidney
And Cartman was the one who matched best
As you might've guessed, the guy refused and to make sure of it
He put on a protective vest
All the times he ripped Kyle for being a Jew
And the time that he purchased some other kid's pubes
But then he got his revenge
He killed his parents dead
CHORUS
About that time he shoved food up his ass, man, that's that was really sublime
And then when the crap came out his mouth, I had quite a laugh that time
All the folk in South Park thought Eric Cartman changed his ways when
His best friend Kenny died
So he, Stan and Kyle built a ladder up to the heavens
They failed, but they sure as hell tried
But it turned out that all they wanted to get
Was a lottery ticket that they said
Was gonna give a huge candy shopping spree at the mall
CHORUS
CHORUS
I remember Cartman
I remember Cartman
I remember Cartman
I remember Cartman
Gotta remember, remember, remember
Gotta remember, remember, remember
Gotta remember, remember, remember
Gotta remember, remember, remember
Cartman...