Title: Nickelodeon
Rating: PG-13
Category: Mulder/Spender, Humour, Slash...
Author: Sage Da freek
Description: Spenders night job
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Nickelodeon- noun; Entertainment costing only five cents or a nickel.
(Scene opens in the bathroom of a rundown bar in Washington. One stall is closed, two feet can be seen below and part of a business suit through a hole midway up the door.)
Spender: Blowjob five cents.
Man in Plaid: Fuck off queer!
Spender: Sigh, I'm just having no luck tonight. That's the fifth one this hour.
Spender: Blowjob five cents
Fat Man: Nono blowmo homo!
Spender: Blowjob five cents!
Mulder: sure
Mulder: How much for the whole night?
Spender: One nickel.
Mulder: WOW! Nickelodeon!
Mulder: Spender?
Spender: Mulder?
Mulder: Spender, I knew it was you! I know those lips anywhere.
Spender: Your place or mine?
Mulder: Mine, your place smells like cigarette smoke.
Spender: Good your place smells like Scully, and you know how much fun it was when she thought I was.... um...you...
END
Authors note: OK OK, I know that was bad. I DON'T support this relationship, it just sounds funny and besides, the voices told me to write it. I had nothing to do with the idea.
Rating: PG-13
Category: Mulder/Spender, Humour, Slash...
Author: Sage Da freek
Description: Spenders night job
()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
Nickelodeon- noun; Entertainment costing only five cents or a nickel.
(Scene opens in the bathroom of a rundown bar in Washington. One stall is closed, two feet can be seen below and part of a business suit through a hole midway up the door.)
Spender: Blowjob five cents.
Man in Plaid: Fuck off queer!
Spender: Sigh, I'm just having no luck tonight. That's the fifth one this hour.
Spender: Blowjob five cents
Fat Man: Nono blowmo homo!
Spender: Blowjob five cents!
Mulder: sure
Mulder: How much for the whole night?
Spender: One nickel.
Mulder: WOW! Nickelodeon!
Mulder: Spender?
Spender: Mulder?
Mulder: Spender, I knew it was you! I know those lips anywhere.
Spender: Your place or mine?
Mulder: Mine, your place smells like cigarette smoke.
Spender: Good your place smells like Scully, and you know how much fun it was when she thought I was.... um...you...
END
Authors note: OK OK, I know that was bad. I DON'T support this relationship, it just sounds funny and besides, the voices told me to write it. I had nothing to do with the idea.