Operation: OH SHIT! Phase 1: The Green-Haired Antichrist (and I don't mean C.C.!)

By: Senorita Lucha 777

Summary: Zero and Mimori had somehow landed themselves in hot water. What will they do about this? Find out in this story!

Author's Note: OMG, I'm so excited on my debut! This story is the first of what would be many phases of the operation until it's over!

Disclaimer: I don't own Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, it belongs to the minds of two Japanese geniuses Goro Taniguchi(he also directed s-CRY–ed!) and Ichirou Ohkouchi, Pizza Hut, or any of the characters (i.e.:C.C.), Mimori Kiryu, or s-CRY-ed (that also directed by

Taniguchi-sama!) I also don't own any Cheese-kun merchandise that appears in this story!

This story is dedicated to Kiki Hayashi, who has written Slices of C.C. (Applauds her!)And to Rumiglion-sama, who has written Code Geass: Contact (applauds him!)

Enjoy!

BTW, I almost forgot to do this: Italics thoughts

Prologue: Prelude to a Scandalous Flame

One night, in the boy's dorm at Ashford Academy (a.k.a Lelouch and Nunnally's current home because of Marianne's friendship with the Ashford family)...

An angelic looking woman was sitting on a couch in the living room (A/N: let's just assume that the dorm has a living room). She was known as C.C., who has the looks of an angel, but has the devil-may-care attitude when it comes down to her favorite brand of pizza, Pizza Hut. She was taking another bite out of her slice, seeing as she was banned from her "master's" bedroom for this night only due to an argument between the two of them earlier that weekend...

Flashback#1

"C.C., how many times I have to tell you're not supposed to be eating that pizza on my bed," commanded her "master", as he was glaring at her with his majestic purple eyes.

"Why not?" stoically responded the lime-green haired pizza-eater as she bit into her slice.

"Last time this happened, my previous date broke up with me before I even had a chance to get laid, complaining about the bed reeking of cheese!" retorted Lelouch.

"So, what's wrong with that?" inquired C.C., remaining oblivious to the ramifications of sexual relations on a bed smelling of food hinted in his sentence as she took another bite from her slice of pizza.

"People can't have sex on a bed reeking of cheese! That'll attract mice, and no one wants to fuck, knowing that there will be a mouse passing by every, like what, 15 frickin' seconds?!" yelled the ex-member of the Britannian royal family.

"But..."

Before she can get another word in, he said this...:

"C.C., I, LELOUCH VI BRITANNIA, DO HEREBY BAN YOU FROM MY ROOM UNTIL TUESDAY!!"

Back to the present(Monday)

She was sighing, looking in every channel for anything to watch. She did heard of a show that talked about current rumors, yet, out of consideration, she didn't watch it, due to the fact that it was on way past his bedtime and she didn't want to wake him.

Now is my chance...

It piqued her interest for quite a while now. So, she tuned to the channel it was on, and...

" Live from the good ol' Empire of Britannia, it's Revealing Rumors with your host, Diethard Ried!" as a dirty-blonde haired man comes out to a thunderously applauding crowd.

"Thank you, thank you! Our first rumors on tonight's show is the popular one about Mimori Kiryu, the current heiress to the Kiryu family fortune, who skipped seven years of school to graduate from graduate school at the tender age of 11, who is rumored to have an affair with Zero, the infamous masked ringleader of the terrorist organization, known as the Order of the Black Knights..."

Meanwhile in Lelouch's Bedroom...

Behind the door, moans of pleasure and ecstasy can be heard...

"OH ZERO, ZERO. YES, YES. OH ZERO! YOU'RE BETTER THAN RYUHO!" a young woman, in her late teens, with long midnight black hair pooled on either side of her neck, can be heard yelling the aforementioned phrase during her orgasm, induced by her masked lover, who constantly thrusts into her, until he, too, reaches climaxes with her. (A/N: UH-OH!)

Unbeknownst to them, on Lelouch's desk, overlooking the naked couple in bed was a Cheese-kun statue with an unusual-looking jewel on its belly, resembling that of a camera's lens (A/N: Wait a sec. That's no jewel! OH DEAR!)

Back to the living room...

"Sheesh. Those two have been going at it for a really long time now," C.C. told herself as she keeps looking at her Cheese-kun wristwatch she earned through purchasing a certain amount of Pizza Hut pizza (and boy was it worth it!)

"If you have any proof, including recorded phone conversations, videos of them together, or any clues that proves this rumor as fact, please call us at: 1-555-RUMORS X, or email us at: affairbtwMimori&, or send it to..."

But before C.C. can hear the mailing address, she fell asleep (A/N: must be the Itis!)

5 minutes later...

She woke up just in time to hear the following:

"Remember, the cut off date for any proof is this Thursday. The winner with the most consistent proof gets not only their evidence shown on TV this coming Friday's 4 hour special, uncut and uncensored, they also get their one wish granted, courtesy of the Emperor himself!" announced the host.

Excellent...

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