Disclaimer: The characters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer are not mine, they are owned by Joss Whedon. I only borrowed them for my writing pleasure. The plot however is mine, as is this DISCLAIMER!! I hope you enjoy the fic and please review!!! ttyl :)
Smile,
~Liz aka Sprite~
Buffy, the Pregnant Slayer
Dedicated to my extrememely loving and caring, wonderfully sweet and fantastic best friend, Chelsea. I love you and this story is for you. Enjoy lol it should be good for a laugh, it's soo pathetic lol. :)
Toilet Bowl Conversations:
Buffy, the vampire slayer, woke up that morning with a horrible head ache and stomach pains to match. A hand gently reached across her as she opened her eyes, and began to softly massage the pain in her stomach. She started to feel better, before she sat up.
"Morning Luv," a voice casually said to her. Buffy turned and smiled at the "man" next to her. It wasn't very accurate to say he was a man. It was more true to say vampire, or undead. Spike gave his love a very sexy grin and she smiled back.
"Good morning Spike, my darling. How are you?" Spike responded positively.
"I'm fine Ducks, and how are you feeling this morning? You started groaning and clutching your stomach a bit ago. Is everything all right?" Spike's concern warmed Buffy's heart.
"I'm all right except I need to use the bathroom right now!" Buffy bolted out of the bed holding her stomach and ran to the bathroom in Spike's crypt. Spike jumped out of the bed after her to find her conversing with the toilet. Spike held Buffy's hair out of her eyes and rubbed her back in soothing circles while she emptied the contents of last night's dinner. After she was finished heaving, Spike wiped her face and mouth with a cold washcloth while putting his hand on her forehead to check for a temperature.
"Well, no fever. You sure you're feeling all right?" Buffy stood up slowly, her body aching and the room spinning before her. Buffy grasped her boyfriend's arm for support where she was standing.
"I was feeling fine, then out of no where I just needed to hurl. Now, the room's spinning and I'm dizzy. And, I feel achy all over. I need to sit down I think." Without another word, Spike picked up his girlfriend and carried her to the bed. Spike was beginning to feel worried, this was the second time this week Buffy had woken up and then thrown up very suddenly.
"Luv, I think you need to go to the doctor. He can help you and tell you what's wrong. Okay?" Buffy scooted away on the bed and curled up against the backboard, pulling up the vanilla and sage sheets around her.
"No, no hospitals, I hate hospitals. My cousin Lydia died in a hospital and I was right there. (AN: I know her cousin was Cecilia or something like that, but I decided to change it and it's my fic so no flames for that please.) I, I couldn't call for a nurse or a doctor or anything and she screamed and I just stood there watching, paralyzed to do anything. Plus I hate the way they smell. I'm not going to a hospital." Tears were flowing down Buffy's cheeks by now and Spike felt bad for even mentioning it.
"All right Pet, no hospitals, but what do you think it is? Some strange bug going around?" Buffy shook her head.
"I have no idea," but she was lying through her teeth. She did have an idea and prayed that it wasn't the cause of her mysterious "disease."
TBC If I get some reviews (positive are always nice lol). I promise this story gets funnier and cuter later! Please tell me what you think ttyl :)
~Sprite~
Smile,
~Liz aka Sprite~
Buffy, the Pregnant Slayer
Dedicated to my extrememely loving and caring, wonderfully sweet and fantastic best friend, Chelsea. I love you and this story is for you. Enjoy lol it should be good for a laugh, it's soo pathetic lol. :)
Toilet Bowl Conversations:
Buffy, the vampire slayer, woke up that morning with a horrible head ache and stomach pains to match. A hand gently reached across her as she opened her eyes, and began to softly massage the pain in her stomach. She started to feel better, before she sat up.
"Morning Luv," a voice casually said to her. Buffy turned and smiled at the "man" next to her. It wasn't very accurate to say he was a man. It was more true to say vampire, or undead. Spike gave his love a very sexy grin and she smiled back.
"Good morning Spike, my darling. How are you?" Spike responded positively.
"I'm fine Ducks, and how are you feeling this morning? You started groaning and clutching your stomach a bit ago. Is everything all right?" Spike's concern warmed Buffy's heart.
"I'm all right except I need to use the bathroom right now!" Buffy bolted out of the bed holding her stomach and ran to the bathroom in Spike's crypt. Spike jumped out of the bed after her to find her conversing with the toilet. Spike held Buffy's hair out of her eyes and rubbed her back in soothing circles while she emptied the contents of last night's dinner. After she was finished heaving, Spike wiped her face and mouth with a cold washcloth while putting his hand on her forehead to check for a temperature.
"Well, no fever. You sure you're feeling all right?" Buffy stood up slowly, her body aching and the room spinning before her. Buffy grasped her boyfriend's arm for support where she was standing.
"I was feeling fine, then out of no where I just needed to hurl. Now, the room's spinning and I'm dizzy. And, I feel achy all over. I need to sit down I think." Without another word, Spike picked up his girlfriend and carried her to the bed. Spike was beginning to feel worried, this was the second time this week Buffy had woken up and then thrown up very suddenly.
"Luv, I think you need to go to the doctor. He can help you and tell you what's wrong. Okay?" Buffy scooted away on the bed and curled up against the backboard, pulling up the vanilla and sage sheets around her.
"No, no hospitals, I hate hospitals. My cousin Lydia died in a hospital and I was right there. (AN: I know her cousin was Cecilia or something like that, but I decided to change it and it's my fic so no flames for that please.) I, I couldn't call for a nurse or a doctor or anything and she screamed and I just stood there watching, paralyzed to do anything. Plus I hate the way they smell. I'm not going to a hospital." Tears were flowing down Buffy's cheeks by now and Spike felt bad for even mentioning it.
"All right Pet, no hospitals, but what do you think it is? Some strange bug going around?" Buffy shook her head.
"I have no idea," but she was lying through her teeth. She did have an idea and prayed that it wasn't the cause of her mysterious "disease."
TBC If I get some reviews (positive are always nice lol). I promise this story gets funnier and cuter later! Please tell me what you think ttyl :)
~Sprite~