Xenosaga: I Like Ducks

Author's Note: I'm telling you now, I didn't think of this title. I was like, "Hey, I wanna do a story about Xenosaga, but I don't know what point of view I want it to be." So my friend Liz is all, "I like Jr.! And ducks!" So that's how the subtitle was created. Since I am so like, unknown and stuff, I am the person who made "Awakening". crickets chirping Yes, I know you don't know what the hell I'm talking about. It's in Final Fantasy VII. Please, if you could, leave a review and just tell me what's wrong with me. Because apparently something is wrong. I don't know what exactly, but I assume something is. Okay, I'm talking too much, so let me just go on with the story, since this is what you came here for.

Summary: Xenosaga Episode I through Jr./Rubedo's eyes. Known to be all cracked out and shit. And yes, warning for language in case you haven't noticed. Probably some for sarcasm, too.

Disclaimer: I don't own Xenosaga, okay? Namco does. If I did, then Wilhelm wouldn't need the Compass of Order and Chaos. He'd be already all psychic and shit. And he would totally go fuck chaos everyday. Because I am a yaoi fangirl and proud of it. But this isn't about chaos or Wilhelm; it's about Jr. So let's just go on with this. And oh, this story has absolutely nothing to do with ducks. I thought I would just save you the trouble.

"And the wind howled horribly around her…"

"Little Master, you should really stop reading books! They're so ancient!" Mary giggled in her little hick voice, and smiled. "Can't you see that data is way more modern and convenient?"

"Books are the shit! You should read more of them, Mary! They're good for you."

"When I need to, I'll download them."

Jr. was in his A.G.W.S., scanning for what he was looking for; the remains of the Woglinde. "Find anything yet, Mary?"

"Uh, that's a no, Little Master!" She laughed, and exited the Durandal in her A.G.W.S. "But, we can look some more!"

They looked and searched until Jr. found something on his scanner. "Hey, I think I found something. Hey, this isn't nothing." He saw the Woglinde, and proceeded. When he got inside, it seemed as if someone had been waiting for him; a group of Auto-Techs.

"Goddamn Auto-Techs! Mary, retreat to the Durandal. I've got them."

"You sure, Little Master?"

"Yeah, I'm positive. Now go!"

Mary retreated back to the Durandal, leaving Jr. to fend for himself. He was completely surrounded by Auto-Techs. He shot them all down, with his beam guns. In an attempt to be comical, he posed and taunted them. But they assailed him, and he had to do a counter-attack to save him before his A.G.W.S. ran out of FHP. As soon as they were all destroyed, he escaped slightly before U-TIC came and blew up the Woglinde.

"Ah, so they're trying to get rid of the evidence, eh?" He flew up to the Durandal, and ran up to the bridge from the hangar. "Status, Shelley!"

"It would seem as if the mothership is destroying the evidence, as if cleaning up from its child." She always spoke in a monotonous tone, and was always so serious.

"Alright, let's go get 'em! And while we're there, you should probably relax or something."

"…I like ducks, if that means anything." Shelley blushed as she revealed her new found like. "They go quack, like Mary."

"Hey, that's not funny!" Mary frowned and stuck her tongue out at her. "I'm going with you, Little Master. Since someone apparently thinks I'm a duck or something."

"Hey, I didn't mean it like that." Shelley sighed, and looked over at Little Master. "The enemy is retreating. What shall we do?"

"Let's give them a little nudge." The ship used its tip to ram into the side of the ship, creating an entrance. "C'mon, let's go show 'em what happens when they mess with us!"

I'm sorry, I wasn't really planning to mention ducks in the story. But Liz was all, "You should go mention ducks." and I'm like, "No, 'cause it doesn't even fit in Xenosaga! Do they even have ducks in the future?" and she's like, "Apparently they do now!" So now the future 2,000 some years in the future in 4016 or whenever this game takes place, there are still ducks. It's a miracle or something. Whoo! And also, I found out what the subtitles of each game is. I'll mention them in the next chapter, whenever that is.

But you know what, I really wouldn't mind if you just clicked that button and reviewed so I know how this is! I mean, I see every one else getting reviews and then I'm just getting dissed out with none. I feel all alone and stuff. I'm gonna go hang out in my little emo corner again, because no one will probably review. Yes, I am very pessimistic. Please, help me out here with some reviews so I won't lose my writing inspiration and then end up writing something short like the third chapter of Awakeneing. Okay, love ya!

Mango