A/N - A story of the Strawhat Crew's rise in strength
Luffy brought his fist back for the most epic of punches; it went back and back and back...and did not return. It continued to stretch. It stretched past raftel, over the red line, over it again, and came right around the world to punch Luffy in his face.
Zoro wanted to try it too. He sent a Tatsumaki slice all the way around the world. And just as it came around again, he realised his mistake. He was sliced through the back with his own attack. He died.
Robin wanted to do it too. Then she realised that her power didn't really work that way and sat on the floor, sobbing into her knees- well, a pair of kees she bloomed out of the ground.
Franky wanted to try too. So he prepared Sunny for the coup de burst of its life. Using 100 times the cola it normally took, the ship practically exploded with the force, shooting into the sky. It soared around the world twice and yet landed in the place it had started with an almighty crash into the sea. Franky considered his dream complete - in a way - and began crying into a pair of knees robin bloomed out of the ground for him.
Brook wanted to join in and try. He whipped out his violin and began to play as hard as he could with all of his soul. His music spread across the entire globe. Everyone in the world ever heard it. Pirates, Marines; Blackbeard, Akainu. Everyone dropped to their knees and started to cry, hugging the closest available person. Enemies became friends. Little babes stopped crying. Dying mothers regained their strength. Zoro came back to life. The world was one big globe of euphoria.
Sanji wanted to try it too, though he didn't think he could ever top that. Instead he kicked a ball. It sailed around the world and came back to them before falling into a pit. Everyone applauded and named the game 'Golf', and Sanji was awarded a medal by the newly joyful and loving marines via Brook's music. Sanji was happy.
Nami wanted to try too. She raised her staff to the sky- then froze. How was she to send weather around the world...when weather already circulated the world? She hung her head in disappointment. Robin bloomed some knees and offered Nami them to cry into. She did. And it got a little yuri-ish for a moment.
Usopp didn't want to try. He just bluffed his way into making people believe that he could shoot a pellet all the way around the world. But when someone talked him into actually doing it, he fired the shot perfectly. Except instead of flying around the world, it hit Yasopp in the face. He picked it up and smelled it. "Banchina...It smells like...our son!" So he set out in the direction that the pellet had come from and finally found Usopp. They had a touching reunion which was not sad because Brook's music made everyone happy.
Chopper wondered what he could make go around the world. He couldn't think of anything until he realised- HE didn't make things go around the world. The WORLD went around HIM. HE was the center of everything. The world, the universe...everything. With newfound strength in himself he resolved to use this information to make Luffy the pirate king (except it wasn't needed because Brook's music made Blackbeard and every other minor villain step down from aiming for pirate king, making the journey useless really. But they continued it until the end just to see what the void century was all about. Robin realised it was her time to shine and stopped crying into a pair of knees. When they reached Raftel, she found the Rio Poneglyph. Upon it read simply "The Will of K". Everyone was confused and upset.)
A/N - Special K that is.
It's slimming.