"Oh, I just thought I would have seen him by now," Misty frowned at the old man, rubbing her arm. Castelia City and still no sign of Ash.
"Maybe he took a different route to the Elite 4 and battled our painter boy in the forest." The old man lifted a finger, trying to make a suggestion.
"HE IS SO GOD DAMN IDIOT!" MISTY YELLED, REMINISCING ABOUT HER BIKE. Why did I capitalize out of dialogue whoops lmao. Okay she was so mad, her animators made one frame of her hair red instead of orange. She shoved the old man to the ground with profound anger.
"I hope the gods of Unova damn you to Entralink." The poor dude grumbled, shaking his cane at Misty who was already walking off.
"Onward to the desert!" Misty appeared magically on screen with an ancient Egyptian cameo, well-prepared for angry Darminitan. "Why do they caLl them Darminitan? They're not even tan.."
"Shut up! Why do they call them Togetic if they don't even have clocks?" A Pokemon Ranger chomped on 5 Rawst Berries at once, holding out a Pokeball. "I challenge you."
"Tick tock on the clock.. no.. the party don't.. stop.." Misty struggled a karaoke, throwing out her Golduck. "Use Psychic!"
Misty accidentally. Pokemon Ranger has fainted! Ranger whited out! Ranger scurried to the nearest Pokemon Centre..! Then Misty shrugged it off, returned her Pokemon and yawned, back in her normal Misty clothes.
"EFWAGRTBA."
Misty gasped! "You hear that?" She spoke to herself with fright. "Sounds like machines!"
Misty was a loon cuz one time at the gym her sisters tried to drown her and all that water went straight to her brain. No one knew that though so yeah. Ash won't be expecting her loony, fruit cake self later on.
"EFWAGRTBA! EFWAGRTBA! EFWAGRTBA!" A giant purple bug ran into a hut in the desert and sent the very depths of hell upon the sad villagers inside.
Misty gasped and kept gasping til she couldn't suck in any more air. The purple insect charged toward the soulless ginger, tackled her and licked the back of her calves for some odd reason.
"H-hey!" Misty shouted as she sat up on her elbows, looking at the Pokemon. SHe kicked it and a loud clang echoed from its body. This one was made of ALUMINUM how cute! Heh. "What kind of Pokemon are you? Are you loyal through and through?"
Genesect sat up, buzzed and sat in confusion. "EFWAGRTBA?"
"You..." Misty whipped out Dexter. She stole Ash's old Pokedex cuz Dexter and Misty shared a very close bond. One time Misty licked Dexter's battery and he go t very hot, then Misty rubbed him all over her suspenders. Don't know why.
"Genesect, a Bug Pokemon.." Dexter rambled on and Misty seemed to be the only one to making sense of his hot and cute narrative speech.
"So you're a legendary, a very retarded legendary." Misty nodded and pushed herself up.
Genesect got angered and humped her suspenders before twirling off. "Ah-hew!"
Misty's mouth gurgled and started foaming. "EF...W..AG..ERTBA!"
Misty looked like she was in pain. Her suspenders turned into Genesects and before she kenw it, her skin turned purple and she felt herself mutate. Misty looked helplessly to the ground and it was Genesecty. She looked to the sky and it was GENESECT! Everything was EFWAGERTBA.