Me: Just a little thing that some of the guys in my physics class and I came up with. Well mainly the ideas. Wrote it at my schools house athletics carnival. A few friends helped me out with what I could add to it. Enjoy.
Goku: I'm hungry.
Disclaimer: Nope don't own DBZ. Damn.
It was a warm summers evening in Antarctica... Wait, Antarctica? Since when was it warm in Antarctica? There's nothing but ice and snow, maybe a few rocks. Perhaps it's just a warm day for Antarctica, warm but still extremely cold. Anyway, we go to our main character, blowing up a...BLOWING UP?! Surely that's Vegeta. What? No. It can't be, can it? Goku is the cause of this destruction? Something must be out of whack here.
Let's see, Vegeta's in the GR training, Trunks and Goten are planning their next prank, Gohan is at school (hehehe nerd. Not that I can really talk), Piccolo is on the Look Out meditating, Bulma and Chichi are chatting about stuff, and the others are training. Where's Dende? If the strongest warrior on the planet is blowing shit up, it's safe to say everyone on Earth is fucked.
Why is Goku blowing up towns you ask? Let's just say that a fusion between a pink blob monster who can turn people into candy and a Saiyan that can eat as much, if not more, than an entire army is not such a good combo. Their appetite just combines and well, they could eat all the food in the world and possibly even more. So here we are with the fusion of Goku and Majin Buu, who incidentally looks like Goku, rampaging all over the Earth because he's hungry.
Town after town, destroyed. Plate after plate, eaten. That line to the check in station up in Other World must be pretty long by now. Why are the Z-warriors not doing anything?! They're dead... Why are they dead?! That crazy fusion got to them already? Yup, Earth is doomed. All this in under half an hour, never let these two fuse again.
Aaannnd now they've blown up the planet. Crap, they're going to Other World. One more minute. It must be a miracle, they have unfused. Goku is getting whacked with the frying pan and Buu? He's just being scolded by mister Satan. Let's just hope that they have learnt not to fuse with each other. Thank Kami for the Namekian dragonballs.
A/N: Strange ending huh? Hope you enjoyed it though.