Prologue

Naruto and Sasuke lost to Kaguya Otsutsuki, and a mischievous god is sending them to an alternate dimension that is almost identical for round two. I know it's super original.

Naruto won't be as much of a dumb ass and Sasuke will refer to him as dumb ass not loser.

This is my first fic please bear with me. They will curse, and maybe lemons in the far future if I make it that far.

His body was crumbling to ash, and as his head crumbled everything went black.

He woke up in a larg room littered with stuffed animals, with baby blue walls and a bed with puppy blankets on the floor next to it Then naruto heard the voice of a child say "Sup".

Naruto said "I feel short, and who are you?"

"I'm god, and really 'I feel short'. You just died and the first thing you notice is your height? Sasuke's right you are stupid".

Naruto frowned for a second then laughing said "Good one kid. Now can you tell me where I am?"

Slightly annoyed he replied "I am god and I will explain everything when Sasuke gets here."

"Why would Sasuke come to a place like this?"

"Cause you died on him and he can't seal the Otsutsuki bitch by himself ."

"Language lil guy."

"I AM EONS OLDER THAN YOU I CAN END YOU WITH A THOUGHT. GIVE ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE."

"Crap!" a pissed Sasuke yelled as he fell through the ceiling.

"Hey" Naruto said casually.

"Hey? You die and leave me to fight that dimension hopping bitch and you say hey?" Sasuke said absolutely livid

"Don't curse in front of children. This child already said the B word." Naruto replied.

"I'M NOT A CHILD YOU DAMN SIMPLETON. I AM GOD AND I DEMAND YOUR RESPECT." god yelled now thoroughly ticked off.

Sasuke paused for a second then cracked up and said "God is a little runt with a temper problem?"

That was it god was done with this crap. He yelled "Freeze" Sasuke and Naruto were frozen. "Now that you adolescent dumb asses have shut up I can explain what is going to happen to you. You get a second chance at life starting from the time you became Shinobi. Your bodies and abilities will be set back ,and because you were dumb enough to piss off a god your Biju will be removed and the eyes you got from your brother will be taken your Sharingan will reset. However I do have a heart Naruto you might be worried about being a runt again, don't worry I'll make you taller and change your clothes to black. Any questions?"

"..."

"Oh sorry I forgot. Release."

Naruto started to say "But I liked oran"

"Shut up that's not important. So we won't have a village, money, or any way of supporting ourselves." Sasuke stated.

"I'll give you a letter of introduction that you can give to the Hokage. Peace ." god replied.

There was a flash of light and Sasuke and Naruto were about three miles away from Konoha.

"Damn it" Sasuke said.

"What's wrong?" Naruto asked.

Getting increasingly frustrated Sasuke said "What's wrong? Were weak children now with no money and no family. All we have is a letter of introduction that's SUPPOSEDLY FROM GOD."

"We're gonna figure this out" Naruto replied stubbornly "let's start by jogging to the village cause our bodies are weak and we'll figure it out from their.

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Well how was it constructive criticism would be nice.