"I'm so hella glad that the Phoenix King got locked up," Aang yawned, stretching out on Firelord Zuko's bed.
"I still love him," Zuko murmured through gritted teeth, looking sad and emo as per usual.
Mai broke up with him, like, just the other day. Triggered, Zuko cut himself upon the wrists and tied a noose, planning on ending himself the very next day. However, the avatar's little friend Momo found the noose first and hung himself. Y-yeah... Well, Momo didn't die though. He wasn't very hefty like his pet friend, Appa, who found Momo and kept him safe and secure within his own paws.
Like the little teen girl that was Aang's mentality, he wrapped himself up in red and black blankets. "So... I was thinking, do you think Katara and I will ever get married one day?!"
"No. Ty Lee turned the Kyoshi Warriors, Suki AND your beloved little girl toy into lesbians." Everything Zuko said came out unhumorous and blunt, so if that was a joke, Aang didn't find it very funny. "Even Sokka's heart shattered into pieces."
Aang frowned and blew Zuko's face with Airbender air. Katara must have been going through that bisexual emo phase everyone in the world went through. And, quite honestly, it was annoying. "Take me Zuko!"
The gothic emo lord dude tilted his head and felt puzzled. "And just what in the world does that effing mean?"
Aang bent his neck backward and showed Zuko his double chin. "Oh I think you know."
Zuko's eyes widened. "No! You're dumb and disgusting! There aren't any privacy locks and I am most certainly not g-g-gay!"
Twinkle Toes leapt to the ground and earth bended the rock beneath them to keep the door shut. "Okay Zuko, sex or reject."
"Reject!" The emo screamed, coughing up fire in nervousness. Trying to bust down the rock with lightning he conjured up from no where, he found himself helpless.
When the 12 year old boy backed Zuko up against the wall, Aang grinned. "Remember how I saved the world? Your kingdom? You owe me around about 666 anals. I only want one. Is that so hard to ask for?!"
"Erm..." Zuko only could take off his robe as Aang undressed himself. Soon after, Aang hopped onto Zuko's limpy, bouncin' his loosy goosy up and down.
"Wow, I feel so gay!" Exclaimed an Aang, wondering why he didn't just take Ty Lee's advice about homosexuality.
"Y-you need to be banished!" Zuko closed his eyes and slid down the wall, only to find himself being let up.
"I wish Katara had a penguin," Aang burped and leapt off, grabbing his tunic and jumping out the window butt naked.
Zuko cried and held his blue balls in sadness.