A/N: This is just a test story, I am not going to make it into an official one if it doesn't get positive views or any views at all. Please, feel free to tell me if you want me to continue this in the reviewer's section.

"Marisa… don't just stay at another person's house just because you want to get some warmth…" a female, if not young, voice muttered out in an irate manner. Her eyes, a deep shade of brown with a hint of black in them glared annoyingly at her guest. Guest is not the correct term to describe Marisa, she's more like an uninvited guest if one would say.

"Aw don't be like that Reimu, you can't let a girl freeze out there can you, ze?" said person is Marisa, she is by no means similar to the other girl Reimu. One could say that they are both the perfect embodiment of both water and oil, both can never ever mix. But they are the two incident solvers of Gensokyo, one would wonder how they put up with each other's attitude.

Reimu shivered, even under the cover of a warm kotatsu, it is still cold. It's winter in Gensokyo, and thankfully, it's not because of a certain ghost decided to steal spring away or because of a certain snow woman decided to make it snow forcibly. It is all an act of nature, the simplicity of beauty itself.

Reimu is a very famous person, everyone in Gensokyo knows her. From the decent population of humans to the majority population of Youkais… there's none that does not know her. If one were to know her, then one would also know her extremely short temper. It's not like she gets mad easily, she gets annoyed easily. And if she's annoyed, she won't hesitate to express it.

Marisa however, is an easy going person. She's easy going, yet brash and wild when needs to be… Okay, she is brash and wild most of the time. But if she has a day off or two, she would hit the forest to relax by gathering mushrooms or just doing what she's doing. Bugging Reimu and mooching off her poor little soul.

The girl dressed in red and white groaned, hugging her frame. "Maaah… it's so cold… hey, don't you have some fire spells that could warm me up or something?" she asked the witch, not bothering to look at her. She's freezing cold, it's almost like the kotatsu is no use. She rests her head on the wooden surface of the kotatsu, trying to get some heat to her head.

Marisa, much to Reimu's annoyance, is doing the same thing as her. she is resting her head on the kotatsu's wooden surface, trying to absorb as much heat as she can. But even in her state, she managed to answer the other girl. "Some of the fire spells that I know will only burn you shrine to dust, but I'm sure that you can warm yourself up just fine. Or too fine."

Reimu sighed. "Useless witch…" muttered the shrine maiden under hear breath. Even if Marisa heard it, Reimu doesn't care. Both are too cold to argue anyway. "Maybe we should go to hell, bet it's all warm and cozy down there."

"Warm, cozy and moist. Might be a good idea if you're willing to sweat like a pig in the slaughter." The black white witch said her opinion. "Besides, ain't it better to just light the stove or something? This table ain't working…"

"Nah, too lazy. You do it."

"No you do it."

"Nah, you do it."

"No, you do it."

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"Sigh…" both sighed simultaneously, feeling tired just by arguing a few words. "I hate the cold." Both muttered at the same time again. "Sigh…"… and sighs at the same time, again.

Marisa thought that the Scarlet Devil Mansion would be a great choice, bet it's all warm and cozy there. The vampire brat sure is lucky, having a huge mansion, maids at her disposal, warm clothing, cool library, awesome spell cards… if she could steal everything, she knows who she'll be stealing from first. But it's too bad that she's only limited to what she could carry right now.

Reimu just sits there as blank as paper. She just did not know what to do. She's too lazy to get out, she got no food, she got no money and she got no nosy Youkai to deal with. It's at times like these where she hopes that a Youkai is courageous and dumb enough to start an incident. She'll show the poor little miserable sod a beating, take her money as payment, and have a warm cup of tea with some rice crackers.

But sadly, that ain't happening.

Both girls are just in a dilemma of not having anything to do. Some Youkais sure have it easy, they all hibernate when certain season comes. Yuuka hibernates every winter, so she doesn't have to put up with all the cold and stuff. And it's not like her flowers would die anyway. If only humans hibernate too, which will be extremely convenient for both Reimu and Marisa. Just think of all the hour, days, weeks of sleep that they could get… yeah, that's the life.

But sadly, they're stuck with whatever live they're having right now.

Being labeled as a thief, something that only irked Marisa slightly, is actually fine. Sure, she steals. Sure, she got people on her hide whenever she does that. And sure, she'll beat the crap out of anyone who tries to steal back from her. But will she return all the junk that she borrowed? Yep. She'll die anyway, after all she's only human. She isn't a Youkai, so there's no wrong in borrowing things that she'll eventually return, right?

As the Hakurei Miko, Reimu should be getting all the good rep she deserves. But that does not seem possible when the miko is a lazy, unmotivated and short tempered girl with no intention in doing what she's supposed to be doing. The way she works might be different from her ancestors, but that doesn't mean that she's neglecting her job. Seriously, people these days don't know the difference between lazy and trying to do something in the easiest possible way.

The two girls are still in their own little thoughts, they failed to notice what is approaching outside.

"Ugh… Where… am I…?"

Azure eyes snapped open, greeted by the sight of a cloudy sky. The pair of eyes blinked, seeing small white flakes coming down from the sky. "It's… It's snowing…?" weird, Konoha does not snow. The owner of said eyes tried to push his body up from the ground, he managed with difficulty. As soon as he is on his feet, he dropped to a knee, feeling a sharp pain on his shoulders. Looks like things just doesn't heal as fast as he thought.

He is dressed only in a t-shirt with an orange jacket over it, the jacket provides him with suitable warmth for the cold climate that he's in. His stature isn't that tall, a standard height for most adolescent. His face clearly shows his age, still with the slight amount of baby fat present but his built, however, is not normal.

Normally, teenagers of his age should be so well built. It's like he'd just gone through a professional body building training. Even with the thickness of the jacket he's wearing, his muscles made the jacket tighter, letting people see the obvious emphasize on his well-built body. The boy's hair is the perfect embodiment of a mane, wild and untamed. People suggested for him to cut his hair shorter, seeing that it will only hinder him in his line of work. But hey, he's still alive and kicking.

The boy looked around, but he's unable to see clearly due to the small blizzard hindering his vision. The blonde covers his eyes with his hands, trying on not to get hindered by the blizzard. The cold is getting unbearable and he's starting to lose feeling of his legs. He'll need to find shelter and make fire quick, or else he'll die from hypothermia, which is one of the lamest way to die there is.

And it's not like he can die anyway. He can't die, not until he kills his target.

"Shit…" the boy cursed, still within the blizzard's unforgiving climate. "I can't fucking see…" he started to made his way up ahead, making do with the situation. He is low on chakra, seeing that he had just used them all before he got here. Speaking of here, where this place anyway? And was he unconscious? The only place where there's blizzard is Snow Country, but it's not possible for him to just get transported here from a fight.

He continues to prowl through the thick snow, enduring the cold and pain. With heavy steps, he made his way through the trees, ending at a clearing. The clearing is covered in snow, and the blizzard is even harsher here. The blonde haired boy gritted his teeth, he really needs to get shelter fast or else he'll really die from a freaking cold. He channeled whatever chakra he had left to his feet, allowing him to travel faster in the snow.

He runs, run as fast as he can, trying to get out of the blizzard. He just hopes that he's not going deeper into this freaking storm, that'll suck donkey balls. His feet are starting to feel numb, real numb. Whose idea is it to not let ninjas wear socks? He'll beat the shit out of the fella if he met him. Trudging through the snow, he's like a walking snow prowler. His chakra enhanced feet makes him lighter and able to maneuver easily in the snow.

He had been running for a while now, and still no sign of this blizzard stopping. It's either finding a place to rest, or people. The former is always better, since what good is a person if they're suffering from what he's suffering right now? He stepped for another four meters, and as he was about to make his next step, he noticed that there's nothing for him to step on. The boy's alarm went off, but his body could not react fast enough. He just literally stepped into a huge drop, and now he's falling like a bird frozen in mid air.

"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

He fell down the drop, it's a high one, and his body is restricted due to the numbness. He can't move his arms as freely as he wants them to, and his legs are useless by now. As he continues to fall down to his impending doom, he was fortunately, if not too fortunate, saved by a tree. His back hits the top tip of the tree, and he swear that he got something stuck to his back. He fell down the tree, crashing to branches and other shorter trees. It's ridiculous, and he's glad that no one he knows is here is to watch him fall comically down from a tree.

"OOF!" He landed roughly, face first, to the snow. It's not the face that bothers him, but it's the stick and splinters that he got all over his back. He got a medium wooden branch pierced his back, thankfully his spine was not hit and it did not pierce as deep as much to call it fatal. "Kuh…! Just… fucking… great…" struggling to his feet, the boy muster up all his will to ignore the piercing pain that he's feeling.

With the pain, cold and numbness, his movements are getting hindered greatly. He is forced to drag his left leg since it's completely numb. Screw it about finding shelter, he needs to make do with the environment. But with what? This is another clearing, there's not much but withered trees and such around here. The boy looked around, looking for an ideal place to rest. Thankfully, the blizzard is not as wild as it is up there. After doing a quick survey, he found a large tree but there's nothing he could do in this state. With his mind and body troubled and hindered, he is forced to move forward again.

With an undying will to survive, the boy drags his way out of the blizzard. He came to see a large stair leading up to a hill. "Stairs, people!" he immediately concluded. He ran up the stairs, not wasting any time. He could feel the anticipation rising in his chest, he'll be able to get help right away. After climbing up the stairs, he ends up in this courtyard like place, there's this building in front of him. He looked back, seeing a red Torii gate placed in display. This is a shrine. The boy shook his head, it's no matter if it's a shrine or a morgue. As long as there're people, he's safe.

He did what any person in his position would do, he dashed straight for the door, not giving a flying fuck on whoever lives there.

So he reached the door, slides it open and launched himself inside.

"Kyaaaa!"

…Well, at least he found someone.

Later…

"Urgh… the hell am I…?"

"Oh, you're awake."

"Wakey, wakey ze!"

Waking up, with his feet and other body parts losing their numbness, his eyes opened groggily. Slowly, he began to feel conscious again, and his vision is rebooted. When his eyes are fully open, his vision is filled with a brown wooden ceiling of a house and two faces of women that he had never seen before in his entire life. Like any other reasonable person, he was surprised and instinctively pushes himself away from the two women.

"Holy fucking hell! Two bitches from hell decided to haunt me when I'm dead!" The boy, who appears to be younger than the two women, yelled out in a sudden surprise. The cursing and profanities he used seemed to have irked one of the two girls, while the other just laughed at his reaction. "Stay back! I ain't old enough for tits and tats!" he used his arms defensively, causing different reaction from the two women.

"Hahahaha! This boy's funny ze!" the girl with the funny hat began rolling her body on floor, taking whatever space that was left in the small living room. Her laughter is purely from amusement, and she seemed to have not taken any offense from the boy's cursing.

The same can't be said for the other girl though, the one who's showing her armpits brazenly. On her expression is an expression of someone who's restraining her anger by a hair's breadth. Her face is twitching so much that it could transform any moment. This goes unnoticed by the two blondes, but unfortunately for the boy, he noticed.

"…So, you guys are not going to molest me…?"

"LIKE HELL WE WILL!" The red and white wearing girl could not contain her suppressed anger anymore. She burst out, like a bubble filled with hot air. Her face all red, and it's not due to embarrassment mind you. She's clearly been holding off her rage button like a mad person. "You, tell us who you are or else I'll dump you outside in the cold!"

The boy rises up from the covers, stretching his limbs to get them working again. He then sits down again, scratching the back of his head without a single care in the world. However, he still answers the girl. "Uzumaki Naruto, the most badass person you'll ever find in the whole motherfucking world." He introduced with no bit of shame. His thumb is jabbed to his chest, and his lips stretched to a smirk.

"Ooh! Ooh! Super cool introduction, me next!" all heads turned towards the black and white wearing girl. The blonde female gives a thumbs up, her lips stretched to a smirk that could rival her fellow blonde. "Kirisame Marisa da ze, an Ordinary Witch of Gensokyo." Her manner of introduction is the same as the boy's but a little bit less cocky.

"And I'm Hakurei Reimu, an OWNER of this shrine." The girl gave the boy a sharp glare, and she emphasized the word 'owner' to let the boy know that he's inside her property.

But unfortunately, her introduction didn't get much reaction from the boy. "Psh, yeah right." he scoffed, but believing what Reimu said. "Anyway, now that we're all aware of each other's name… could you two please tell me where the fuck I'm at right now?" the boy asked with honest confusion in his tone. Though his face might show that he doesn't have a single thing to care about, he really needs his question answered.

It seems like his question managed to calm Reimu down. Said shrine maiden sighed, placing a hand on her forehead. "Not another one…" she uttered as if it is a catastrophe.

The other girl, who calls herself a witch or Marisa just as she had introduced herself as, grins. "Wow, you outsiders sure like Gensokyo, whatcha do over at your home, huh?"

"What's wrong?" Naruto asked further, wanting to know why they're normal with people barging through their doors. "You peeps are okay with people rushing in your shrines or something?"

"No, we're not okay. What we're okay with is when people like you starting to act polite for a second." Her heated glare has no effect or whatsoever to Naruto. "So, what's your story? What do you want to know?" she raised her hands, before letting the boy answer. "No, let me answer it for you. You are transported here by a hole filled with eyes and you want to return home, correct?"

"Nope and yes, I didn't get transported here from a freaky hole filled with eyes. But I'm sure as hell about wanting to return though." Shrugged the blonde haired boy. At his answer, he noticed the look of surprise on the girls' face. "What, is it normal for you people to have people transported here through a hole filled with eyes?"

The look of surprise vanished out of Reimu's face, replaced with a serious one. "Unfortunately, yes. You outsiders, the term that we made for people like you, have been popping in Gensokyo lately. There're too many of you for comfort. I swear, if that gap hag is awake right now, I'll force her to send each and every one of you home in a sin sack…"

"Welp, there's nothing you can do about getting Yukari to wake up. It's not like we know where she lives anyway, she's like… the most mysterious person in Gensokyo, not even Nazrin could find her." Marisa joined the conversation casually. "So shorty, tell us your story?"

"Fine…" the boy in orange shrugged, it's not like they'll take advantage of him anyway. "Okay, so before I came here, I was being chased. These mask men, they're bad, real bad. They've been chasing after my ass for about a week, and I've been avoiding for so long. But due to me being awesome and shit, I managed to send their bodies back home in a body bag. But, I was also careless." At this point, he's speaking in a stressed manner. "They had their leader with them, that fucking war hawk Danzo. Old bitch was old, but he's smart. Evil too. I swear if there's anything more corrupted than a politician in acid, it's Danzo."

"So, uh… anyway, I fought him. It was too easy, I mean, I know the man isn't as good as he was when he was younger, but that bastard is full of dirty little secrets. I pushed him to a point where he must reveal those little secrets of him. Taken by surprise, he managed to hit me with this illusion shit. I remembered getting angry, so fucking angry… and people know that, when I'm angry, shit started to get real. Long story short, he somehow managed to send me here using a jutsu, fucking bastard used a dimensional transportation technique, if I'm correct, to send me here." The boy settled in the information while breathing. "Whatever forbidden technique that he used, it's a strong one. I don't know if it's permanent or not."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa…" Marisa stood from her seat. "So what you're saying is that you, a person who's being chased by a shady organization led by this mad old man was send here by the same old man using a dimensional transportation technique?" her voice is in disbelief.

"Yup, what? Is it really that strange?" Naruto looked at her weirdly.

"Of course it is!" the witch stressed out. "Look here guy, people who could use those kinds of… things are usually very powerful people around here. Hell this gap hag we were talking about just now also uses a form of dimensional transportation thingy." She revealed. "She just made a gap appeared in the air and when she enters them, she could be anywhere in the part of the world just like that."

Naruto has to admit, this gap hag is pretty awesome. "Wow, this hag you're talking about is awesome." He said with a smile, feeling the want to meet whoever this old lady is. When he thinks deeper, he should probably be searching for whoever this hag is. If she can be in any parts of the world just by stepping into a gap in the air, then she could most likely send him back to Konoha. The thought of not hitting that bastard Danzo in the face is uncomfortable, he can't wait to do just that.

"Okay." Naruto started. "Now that you two sugars know a little about me, it's time for me to know a little about you. So tell me, what the heck is this place?"

Instead of Marisa who speaks, it's Reimu. Maybe it's because she felt left out in the conversation. "I'm going to be short and crude about this. Basically, Gensokyo is a place where monster like creatures live." She said, not expecting him to get what she meant.

"Okay."

"Righ- wait what?" Reimu did a double take. "Okay? Just like that?" she can't believe this boy. First he barged into her door with Cirno level of coldness and now he's fine when hearing that this place is filled with monsters?

"Sure, monsters are normal right? By monsters you meant people who need their asses handed to them in the worst possible ways, right?"

Reimu slumped down, feeling strangely relieved that the boy did not get what she meant. Even if she's relieved, she is annoyed at the same time. "No… look, these 'monsters' are Youkai. Though most look human, they aren't. We're both humans just in case you're wondering." Reimu is obviously referring to both her and Marisa. "They're strong, each are unique and you're spot on right about them being people who needed their asses handed to them. But only the ones who decided to act… daringly."

Naruto was hit by realization. "Ah… so what you're telling me is that this place is a Youkai infested worm hole and that these Youkais caused problem every now and then?"

"If you put it that way…"

Naruto looked pissed for a second. "You expect me to fucking believe that?!" he stands suddenly. "I'm gonna go outside and find me some Youkais, then I'll believe what you said." He leaves the room without saying any excuses, acting rude definitely.

"Oi, don't just go out there you idiot, you'll die!" But Reimu's yelling fell on deaf ears. The boy was already halfway across the courtyard. Then she saw him jumping down the hill instead of using the stairs to climb down. "That idiot!" she zoomed away from the door, following the orange wearing blonde.

"Oh! This is getting interesting ze, better see how this turns out." Marisa said excitingly. She grabbed a nearby wooden pole which is actually a broom if one were to look carefully. She did what any other person would find silly. She placed the broom right underneath, so that she's 'riding' it. This might look silly if not for the fact that she had just took off to the skies, following after her partner.

With Naruto…

"Here Youkai, Youkai, Youkai! Come out now, don't be shy, I know it's cold but I'm sure that you want to attack a helpless and defenseless human like me, right?" mocking, taunting or straight up talking shit about his enemies had done a great job to provoke them for Naruto. One thing he knew, is that people tends to get dumber when they're angry. But since what he's looking for is a Youkai, he's not sure if that fact is useful or not.

He looked around, currently surrounded by the winter's forest and snow. "As expected, there's nothing here. Guess that armpit showing miko was lying after all… what kind of shit she was smoking anyway?" he turned to leave, until he felt a menacing presence from behind him. He is sensitive to killing intent, and the stronger it is, the more he's able to feel them. And the one he's feeling right now is definitely strong. "Okay, whoever you are come out now or I'll drag your ass all the way here with my own arms."

He was not answered, only the cold and chilling wind blowing pass through him. With narrowed eyes, Naruto focused his vision on where he felt the presence before. It was right beneath the trees, the snow is too thick for him to see so fighting will be a little hard. "Come out shit stain, I promise I won't be too rough on ya." His taunting caused more activity to happen around him. The sound of trees rustling from behind him and the sound of wooden branches cracking as if they're being stepped on are the constant noise he's hearing. He is limited only to his auditory sensor, the wind and snow are getting too harsh for him to see.

"Idioot! Don't just barge away like that you could've-" Reimu, who had just arrived on the scene, was planning to shout at the boy for doing something stupid. But she was silence by the boy.

"Shhh! Don't fucking speak, I got something after me." Reimu took note of the serious tone he's using. She too looked around, after a while, she felt a familiar presence approaching closer. "Say, are these Youkais… neutral?" Naruto asked in a hushed tone. They might be attacked any moment, but knowing the enemy is better than anything else.

"Some are, most are not dumb enough to attack without announcing their names." Reimu answer.

"Holy hell that's dumb."

Rustling could be heard even more, this time the source came only from one direction. Both male and female prepared for anything to rise up and attack them, Naruto focused his mind and eyes on the direction, his hands inching for the pouch that he had on his back. Reimu materialized three needles, holding them each in the gap of her fingers. Naruto's eyes widen. "HERE IT COMES!"

"ROOOOOOAAAH!" big, fluffy and ugly just emerged charging through the trees. Reimu flies to safety, while Naruto skillfully dodges to the sidelines. Bringing himself back to his feet, he got a good look on whatever this creature is. The creature is brown, dirty, in color. It is as large as a bear, but it isn't a bear. It's a wild boar from the looks of it, but the fact that this wild boar is the same size of a bear amazes Naruto. There's something different about this boar, Reimu could already notice that. She looked, analyzing the boar further.

"Watch out!" she screamed, warning Naruto of the incoming danger. The blonde did not have to be warned, he was already anticipating an attack of some sort from the boar. The boar charges right at the blonde with great speed, but it is like snail for Naruto. He faced opponents, who are humans, much faster than the speed the boar is using. If he were to compare the boar's speed to a ninja, let's just say that it would insult whoever it is that he's comparing the boar's speed with.

With agile and skillful skill, Naruto jumped high in the sky, everything slows down for him, he could see the exposed back of the boar. Flicking his wrist, a kunai materialized from the hidden mechanism that was installed from his right sleeve. He landed on the boar's back while jamming the kunai using the force of the force. It caused a rather painful reaction from the boar. The boar screeched, it began trashing, planning to get the shinobi out of its back. It's like a mad bull instead of a boar, trying to get Naruto off from its back.

But Naruto maintained a strong grip on the boar, he used whatever strength he had in his body to hold on to the boar. He kept on stabbing the boar repeatedly with the kunai, it came to a point where he's forced to use chakra to enhance the kunai to make it sharper. "Suck on this piggy!" he jammed the kunai straight to the boar's skull, emitting a pained squeal from the boar. The boar twists and turns, finally launching the orange wearing blonde from its back. Naruto is holding into a bloodied kunai, the blood quickly staining the white sheet of snow covering the land. He crashed to a tree, so he's bot feeling to well if he were to talk about his back.

Naruto brought himself to his feet, popping his neck while massaging his back. But he did not have the luxury to keep on tending to his aching body parts. The boar came rushing towards him, this time faster than before. Naruto only had little time to react, but he managed to avoid on getting squished to paste. He landed on a nearby tree branch, gasping and panting. "It's not dead? The fuck it's made of?" he was suddenly hit in the back of his head, courtesy of Reimu. "OW!"

"You idiot! Don't you know that what you were doing before could be considered as suicide?! You could've become mocha right away!" Reimu did not hesitate to scream her hearts out. "Look, that boar is possessed, and the only way of getting the evil spirit that possesses it is by exorcising it, so step back and let me do the work." The girl told him off before rushing off deal with the spirit possessed boar. She rushes down, swooping like a bird to its prey.

"She's flying…?" was the only thing that's in Naruto's mind when he saw Reimu zooming straight for the boar with great speed. "Holy shit she is flying!" he could not believe his eyes. This is the first time he saw someone fly without the use of chakra, and even if she had, he's not sure if she's able to use it for flying. He saw Reimu making these two red and white orbs appear beside her, floating next to her. What blew his mind is that those orbs are shooting glowing purple needles out from them. The ugly swine is barraged with needles, but they all shatter on impact. It's almost as if they're too brittle to cause any damage. But what's this? The boar is getting pushed back by the attack that Reimu's using.

"Tch… this spirit is a stubborn one…" Reimu pulled out an ofuda from her sleeves, she swooshed closer towards the boar, but limited only to a little space since the forest she's fighting in is quite narrow. When she gets to a suitable distance, she launched the ofuda at the boar, it attached itself on the boar's forehead. Reimu made a strange gesture with her fingers. "Hakurei exorcism method: Holy Bindings!" the ofuda glows a vibrant gold color, it spreads throughout the boar's body, enveloping it in paper ofudas entirely. It looks like a paper model of giant wild boar instead of a boar. The beast ceased moving, Reimu sighed in relief. That could've ended worse.

She floats down the air, touching ground once more. She looked at the talisman covered boar, patting it. She noticed that a person is approaching her, and that person is none other than Naruto. Naruto walked slowly towards the miko, whistling. "Damn… that's one badass stuff you got there… is this how you people deal with shit around here?"

"More or less. But usually, it's not animals who does this kind of things. Evil spirits either possess them since they have a very weak mind." Reimu explained briefly. "You believe me now?" she looked at the boy.

Naruto raised his hands. "Okay calm your panties woman, sure, I believe you. But still… shit like this is too much for me to take." He said honestly. Seeing a giant wild boar is not normal itself, let alone going head to head with a possessed boar. "So… how does the spirit get out from these things?"

"They don't. I'm just restricting their movements completely, if this doesn't work well then I'm really exorcising it." The girl huffed, crossing her arms. "What were you going to do anyway? I doubt that a person like you could do anything aside from jumping out from harm's way."

"Okay, congrats you've pissed me off." He grabbed the girl by the collar, glaring into her eyes. Both are glaring into each other, not liking each other's attitude one bit. "You want to go a round to find out what I can do? I'll gladly hand your little ass over to you upside down when I'm done with you." The boy threatened in anger. Reimu managed to slap his hands away, stepping away from the male.

"Hmph, even if you were able to do anything, I doubt that you'll stop that boar."

"Okay, that's it." He was about to step forward, until a deep growl stopped him right away. Both his and Reimu's eyes are glued to the paper covered boar who is shaking as if it were about it were about to burst. Unfortunately, it did not burst. Instead, it is finally free from the talismans. It roars, before charging aimlessly. If one were to notice, there is a black haze clouding the boar's eyes, the stage of possession has increased it seems… both Reimu and Naruto managed to get to safety, the former flies to the sky while the latter jumped to a nearby branch.

"The fuck bitch, I thought that those papers are more than enough to hold this shit?" Naruto voiced out his thoughts in annoyance. "If you can't fucking handle this, then let me." He jumped down, charging for the boar.

"Wait, stop it you fool!"

"I ain't gonna let some half assed shrine bitch do all the ass kicking around here." Naruto said loudly, yes, Reimu managed to hear him. He extends his hands, spreading them spread eagle. The area of the fight has been increased to the boar's trashing before, it cleared some trees away, making the space for fighting larger. This is now his win, calling it a win would be too underclassed.

He owns this place.

"Uzumaki: Kusari." Chains. Chains from pure red energy wrapped themselves around Naruto's right and left hand. The chains are wrapped around his arms, in a manner that would be painful to most but not to him. Red energy is leaking out of his body, soon, more chains started to appear like tentacles from his back, protruding as if they're ready to strike at any moment. "You've escaped papers before, let's see how you'll escape my chains!" he extends his arms forward and instantly, the chains began extending themselves towards the boar as it has a mind of its own. The sharp edge and end of the chains are like small daggers, being able to pierce the boar effectively in the guts.

What's more, the chains are strong enough to lift the boar to the air. Naruto used his strength to pull his chains back, bringing the boar along with him. "RAAAAAAAAAH!" he released a loud and determined scream. With this, the boar is pulled towards the boy, Naruto then uses the force and momentum to bring the boar up high in the sky. The chains can extend themselves, so he doesn't have to worry on getting tangled or something. "Take this! Uzumaki chain arts: Falling Glutton!" then Naruto dropping his entire body to the ground, pulling the mid-air boar down to the ground. What happen next hurts the boar, definitely. The animal was sent crashing to the ground with chains stuck through its body, leaving a huge crater for it to be in.

Naruto huffed, his chest heaving in and out. He sensed no further movements from the boar, telling him that it's dead. "Disappear." With a simple order, the chain breaks into red shards as if they were glass. The shards did not stay long, they were soon buried in the snow. Naruto looked upwards, facing a shock faced Reimu right in the face with a large cocky grin on his face. "How's that? Still think that I'm useless?"

Reimu was about to answer, but a third party joined in. "Waaaatch oouuut!" a blur of black and white soared into scene, stopping. Marisa looked around, noticed the casualties. "Wow…" she whistled. "What the hell did that boar did to you two?" she looked at the boy who is standing over the fallen boar. "Hey shorty, you know what happened?"

"Yeah!" Naruto shouted in reply. "I kick ass."

A/N: That will be it. Since this is a test story, I won't be updating it unless I get positive reviews from you guys. And just to mind you, this version of Naruto will be wild and unrestrained throughout the entire thing. So expect a lot of cursing or what not.

And a very, very important notice: this story, should it be approved by you readers, will be replacing 'Walking the stairs once more'. I have lose all interest in continuing that story, so instead of deleting it, I've decided to replace it with this one. Though I won't promise you any high quality material when it comes to this type of story.

Anyway, please let me know if you want me to continue this or not. If you don't, please tell me in the reviewers' section. If you do want me to continue, please tell me too. That's all for tonight folks, hope you have a nice day/night!

See ya!