Is this some sort of a joke?!

Disclaimer: I don't own it. Some parts will be vaguely similiar to some of DaemonicKitten's stories. Some of her stories were a muse for some of the scenes. I only own Ashlynn and Katherine.

Warning: Rated 'T' for mostly language. I am not a fan of profanity, but sometimes the scenes just call for the 'F' word or something.

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(Ashlynn's POV)

I sighed as I turned on my computer, the fans kicked in noisily as they were the only source from stopping the dead silence. I quickly logged onto my account and drummed my fingers against the desk waiting for it to load. I stared at the computer in ennui. As the home page came up, I quickly logged on to fanfiction. I absolutely loved transformers, I had every single piece of merchandise that could be imagined, from posters to books and action figures. I even had a necklace for the fake shard of the allspark!

As I browsed through the fanfics that had been updated, my thoughts began to wonder and then I suddenly remembered I had forgotten to get something for Katherine's birthday and it was this Friday! I rushed out of my room so fast that I knocked over the chair in my panic mode. I grabbed my keys and purse, then locked the apartment door. I bolted out of the complex as soon as I could, put the car into gear and then drove off onto the street.

As I saw the mall pull up, I eased into the parking lot and found myself a vacant parking space. I got out of the car and walked in, I began to meander around some stores looking for things Kat' would like. Suddenly a transformers comic book caught my eye, "Kat' would love this" I mused. Just like me, Katherine was an avid Trans-fan. Taking it to the counter, I pulled out the cash and paid for it, before taking the bag and whatever change there was left.

I made my way out of the mall and was pretty soon driving back to my apartment. As I stopped at a red light, I noticed a police cruiser zoom by, it went by to fast for me to identify the make and what it looked like. What I failed to notice was that my fake allspark shard was glowing.

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As I was fumbling with my apartment door's lock, I wondered if Bay was going to bring Sunstreaker in the fourth movie. I mean, it sure as hell would be cool if he did, seeing that the twins were my most favorite characters in all of transformers. Plus there were many other fans besides me who wanted Sunstreaker in the movies.

As I entered my room, I found my computer in power-saving mode. I shook the mouse a little to wake it up, as the screen came on I found something that said fanfiction didn't exist. "What the heck? How's that possible? Let me call Kat' and see if the same thing is up with her."

I grabbed my phone and called Kat'.

"Yellow?"

"Hey Kat', it's me Ashlynn." I said.

"Oh, hey 'lynn! What's up?'

"I think something's wrong with my computer, can you check on your computer if fanfiction is up?" I ask.

"Sure! Just a sec..."

"Thanks." I replied. I could hear her turning her computer on.

A few minutes later she came back on the phone,"Ok. So I checked fanfiction on my computer..."

"Uh huh." I say, edging for her to continue.

"...and it says fanfiction does not exist ."

"Oh..."

"Yeah..."

"...Must be a glitch in the system." I say.

"Yeah, that too..." Kat' replies back. We both knew it was not normal for that to happen, in fact it was highly unlikely, very unusual to say the least. We had read countless fanfictions to suspect what had happened.

"Oh hey! I just remembered. Do you still have my posters and comics from Botcon?"

"Oh yeah! I forgot to give them to you. Hang on, let me see if I have them."

" 'k."

"Oh, um 'lynn?"

"Yeah?" I ask.

"Just checking if you were still on the line."

"Ok...Did you find them?"

"About that...you see...here's the problem. I had them in my room, on the shelves ok?'

"Yeah..."

"So well...I can't find them."

"What? But didn't you say the stuff was on your shelf."

"That's the problem, it's all gone. My shelf is empty, I even checked my closet. It's not there, none of my transformers stuff is...then again, it could be a prank."

"How's that possible?"

"I don't know. How 'bout I come over to your house and let's try to figure out what's wrong. Two heads are better than one."

"Alright, hurry up. This doesn't seem like a prank to me."

I hung up the phone and sighed, somehow, I wish this was a prank. I started to pace back and forth in my room waiting for Kat' to come. Fifteen minutes later, I heard a knock on my door.

I opened the door and let Kat' in. She sat down on the bed and said, "We only searched up fanfiction right? Why don't you try searching for transformers? Or Optimus Prime?"

"Good idea." I say and get right to work.

A half and hour later I look up and say, "Nothing. I typed in transformers, Optimus Prime, Team Prime, Age of Extinction...No luck, I can't find anything."

Kat' groans and says, "This is not fair. Why us? Why? What did we ever do to deserve this?"

"Wait! We've only tried transformers, not the events."

"So?"

"I'm searching up the battle in Mission City."

A few minutes later I turn around and say, "Kat' come here, isn't that the guy who plays Galloway?"

Kat' comes up behind me and asks, "What the heck? Why the hell is he acting like he is actually some kind of government official?" "And isn't this the year 2014?"

"Yeah?" I ask.

"So, why does your computer say 2008?" Kat's asks.

"I don't know." I give off an exasperated sigh. "I feel like my head is about to explode from this stuff. I don't know about you but I'm gonna take a break...and some burgers." I get up from my chair, and grab my purse before heading out. Kat' followed me and stumbled down the stairs.

We drove to Bob's Burgers in silence, each lost in our own thoughts. We entered the fast food venue, told the person at the register what we wanted and sat down in our seats.

" Do you think that the Autobots and Decepticons are real? I mean that guy who played Galloway just acted like his character, and it didn't seem like he was faking." Kat' asked.

"I don't know. I just don't know."

We glanced out the window and saw a police cruiser zoom by, going too fast for both of us to notice the make. What we failed to notice (again), however, was that two men who had just entered the restuarant had caught little snip-bits of our conversation and froze when they heard the words, 'autobot, decepticon, and Galloway.' Currently, they were making their way towards our table.

"Excuse me?"

"Yes?" I ask, still glancing out the window.

"How do you know the term-"

"Oh my god! Look 'lynn, it's Josh Duhamel!"

"What?!" I say as I turn around.

"My name is not Josh, it's Major William Lennox." He replied.

"Dude, in case you haven't noticed, you're not on set. So you can stop acting like your character."

Ignoring my comment, Lennox pressed on, "How do you know of the Autobots and Decepticons?"

"Uh, who doesn't?" Kat' asked, clearly confused with this.

"This is a classified government secret, no one is supposed to know."

"It's a movie, you play a role in the movie and you're saying it's a classified secret?" I ask.

"If you'd listen-"

"Oh wait, I get it. You're pulling a prank on us. Ok, 'fess up. How much extra is Michael Bay paying for this?"

"Look-"

"-And I bet that guy next to you, who looks like he can bench-press a car is just here for intimidation, just to make the prank look more realistic to make me think I'm hallucinating. Well guess what, you can't fool me. I'm nobody's fool, so you can go tell Bay to shove his prank up his aft." And with that said I dragged Kat' out of the restaurant before he could say anything else.

"Wait up!"

As I noticed Lennox behind me, I sped up, with Kat' following suit.

"Stop!" He yelled.

That's it, "Don't you dare follow us. I will call the cops on you for harassment if you do not leave us alone. I am already having a headache without you adding on to it, thank you very much."

Kat' and I got into my car and I sped away. I didn't want to think about this, it was too much. I didn't know what to make of this. Questions popped up in my head, "How did this happen? Was that really Lennox? Are we really in the world of transformers?" For the first time in my life I was stumped.

A/N: Stupid plot bunnies kept on popping up in my head! And it wouldn't go away till I posted this, thought I might as well experiment with a bit romance. So this is going to be a future Sideswipe/OC/Sunstreaker, and a Jazz/OC. Sorry if there are some mistakes with commas and everything, I'm still working on them.

Please tell me if I should continue.

As always,

R+R

Until next time...