Hi I'm Lililolipop but you guys can call me lollipop or just Lil or Lilly. This is my first fanfiction and I'm totes nervous so pleeeeease tell me if I make any mistakes (but I probably won't make any mistakes because I will check it fifteen times before I show it to you guys) and don't think its rude to tell me, actually it will be a big compliment. Now be good or I'll... HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH. So be NICE. Ahem sorry, sometimes I get a lil' bit Craaaaazy~. Anyways on to le STOREH.
Ballinasloe, Ireland
It was a normal Night for Sandy, Y'know bringing Dreams, Killing Nightmares the normal stuff. That is until he came across a lil big bunny, "Hiya." The Grey Bunny with Brown Markings said. To which Sandy waved awkwardly and turned away slowly. 'Wait I thought Bunny was the last of his kind'. He turned ever so slowly back to where he last saw the 'Gargantuan' Bunny Rabbit. To his surprise the rabbit was gone.
'I must be imagining things'. Sandy thought, he shook his head. 'I'm getting too old for this'.
He suddenly had a sneaking suspicion that someone was watching him so turned his head and almost fell off his cloud with Surprise. The Rabbit was staring right in his face with his Gargantuan lilac eyes. "Hiya, I'm Walnut and I'm a Rabbit with a SPARKLY BAG!" Walnut shouted and randomly started doing the gagnam style.
Sandy stared at the insane Rabbit and tapped his cloud twice, a slither of dream sand floated to the warren to send a message to the only inhabitant.
IMALINEBREAKFEARME
The Warren, Australia
Bunny was asleep, dreaming about a rabbit, and oh boy she was the most gorgeous rabbit he'd ever seen, and when her lips were mere millimetres away from his he was unceremoniously slapped in the face with a fish.
"Oi what do you think your-..." He said right before a tendril of Golden Sand wrapped around his ankle and dragged him through the plain, he dug his (Lil: VERY) short claws into the ground but (Lil: Of course) it didn't do anything but make tiny holes in the ground.
They say all you could hear was Bunny screaming "AAAAAAW HEEEEEEELL NOOOOOOOOO."
IMALINEBREAKFEARME
Ballinasloe, Ireland
Sandy was officially freaked out. The rabbit was actually FLYING AROUND -Don't ask how, let's just say that Walnut gas was magical flying rainbow dust, who knew? (Lil: I knew :D. Bunny: STOP CUTTING THE READERS OFF! Lil: Sozz :b) - WEARING A CIRCUS AFRO, DOING THE MACARANA TO THE SONG *I LIKE TO MOVE IT, AFRO CIRCUS* WHILE EATING WAFFLES FROM HIS SILVER BAG!
Suddenly Sandy felt a tap on his shoulder, he turned around, just in time to become face to face with an upside-down, peeved looking Bunnymund.
"Care to explain why I was dragged from me warren just to be hung upside-down." Said Bunny with just a hint of sarcasm. Sandy gave him an apologetic smile and snapped his fingers and Bunny was unceremoniously thrown on to the dreamsand cloud.
"Thanks alot mate. Now what is it you dragged me here for that you couldn't have dragged Jack here for?" Bunny said while pinching the bridge of his nose.
Sandy made various images above his head like an afro, a shiny bag, a rabbit, a waffle and a Popsicle. To which Bunny raised a fuzzy eyebrow. "Huh?" Sandy rolled his eyes and pointed at an object behind Bunny.
Bunny's nose twitched and he turned around ever so slowly only to come face to face with a pooka. Bunny's jaw dropped at the sight and he did the only thing a manly pooka would do at the time... he fainted.
"Guess wha." Sandy was knocked out of his debate about should he be shocked or amused, by Walnut. Sandy made a question mark above his head. "I shoved a Crayola marker up my nose and now I smell pennies." Then he too fainted. 'Now I have to drag both of their fuzzy butts to the pole'. He thought. Then it hit him. 'How am I supposed to drag them to pole?'
'Sand, of course duh'. Sandy silently face palmed.
IMALINEBREAKFEARME
North Pole, Antarctica
Jack was on his way to the Pole, spring was almost here and y'know what that means? Hmm? No? Ok I'll tells ya. It means... VACATION! Whooooo yeah all right. Uh huh oh yeah uhuh uhuh oh yeah. (Bunny: You're rambling again. Lil: Says the guy who fainted. Bunny: That doesn't make sense in this conversation. o_o. Lil: Oooooh Mr fancy words, yes it does make sense, I'm the author.) and there was a guardian meeting so yeah. He was going to the pole. ANYWAYS...
On his way there he met Tooth and Baby Tooth. Here's their conversation. (Bunny: Now whose Mr Fancy words. Lil: Ok first of all it would be Ms Fancy words. Bunny: Sure it would ;D. Lil: *Epic nosebleed but wipes it away with her sleeve.* Shuddup.)
"You think anything interesting happened?" Tooth asked Jack, who was lounging in the air with his staff between his legs. Baby Tooth was resting on his chest, cloud watching.
"Nothing interesting ever happens Tooth. It's always the same thing every month. The only reason I go is to see what type of dip they put out with the chips." Baby Tooth rolled her eyes at Jack's latest comment.
Tooth rolled her eyes at the comment too. "Hey what's that?" she asked and pointed at an object behind Jack. (Lil: What is with People and pointing at objects today? Bunny: Shut up.)
Jack craned his neck to get a better view of what she was pointing at and what he saw could've made him shoot milk out of his nose... Y'know if he wasn't lactose intolerant.
Sandy was dragging two furry objects behind his Battle Plane. Tooth's brow furrowed. "What are those things?"
"I don't know, but what's fun without a bit of curiosity thrown in, hmm?" Jack said while inching closer to the plane and all the while Tooth was following him.
"Jack didnt you ever hear the saying curiosity killed the cat. Because I sure did and I think that this would be the perfect time to revise it." Jack and Baby Tooth raised their eyebrows at Tooth.
"Oh that's right you don't revise stuff."
"And don't you forget it" Jack gave her one of his award winning smiles and a wink. Tooth would have died right then and there if it wasn't for her immortality.
So not knowing the horrors that would unfold before them they set out on their long jurney to Sandy's plane.
IMALINEBREAKFEARME
Bunny: Horrors Lil? Really? Guess what? If they can see Sandy, it's not a long Jurn-
Lil: *Hits Bunny in the back of the head with a frying pan* Guess what? If someone hits you in the back of the head with a frying pan… their pissed.
EVERYBODY BOW DOWN TO YOUR RESPECTED QUEEN
MWAHAHAHAHA… Sorry please R&R.
I told you Before and ill tell you again I get a little bit Craaaazy~ ...sometimes.
Sozz Please Review.
