Introduction

My name is Jake Wayne. Yeah thee Wayne as in related to Bruce Wayne (a.k.a Batman) I'm only ten an already I'm a trouble maker. Uncle bat thinks Flash is a bad influence, ok sure we got into a few joy-rides and made some stuff explode but he's a laid back guy and my all time role model. I have a lot to tell you but for now this is my introduction and I want to tell it right.

I know I'm incredibly lucky to be related to Batman the hero of the day, the savor of Gotham city, the big bad wolf so on and so forth. I want to be just like him when I'm older which Uncle Bat doesn't feel too happy about. I mean sure I snuck into his office and found the bat cave, and maybe I shouldn't have put on robins suit and touched uncle Bats utility belt causing one of the gadgets to blow a hole through his massive um….

Computer ( like I said before I'm a trouble maker) I know that's not the smartest thing I ever did and boy was Uncle Bat pissed when he saw his large and expensive computer with a hole the size of a cannon ball blast in the middle of the screen.

"WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!???" he shouted in furry as he stood in front of his computer. Alfred walked in did a whistle, and looked at me I on the other hand had a side story

"It was their when I walked in" I said hastily (I know lame excuse) Uncle Bat just glared at me and said

"so you didn't blow a whole through this computer screen? It some how magically exploded and made THIS HOLE?!" he asked

"If you put it that way it almost sounds like it's my fault. I mean I'm not pointing any fingers but uh…. Who puts a computer in front of a utility belt? I'm just saying." I gave a shrug and he said nothing for a while and turned around staring at nothing in particular. Then he let out a long tired sigh and said

"your grounded"

My mouth hung open and I looked at Alfred he avoided my gaze and started to dust

"No Fair!?" I shouted at my Uncle still in the Robin suit (I have to say I look good in tights)

" you can't do that? You have no proof!" I shouted

Alfred spoke "he is right Bruce you don't have any proof"

My uncle turned to Alfred and Alfred began to whistle again and continued to dust things as if he said nothing to begin with

"I own this house and you go my rules Robin!" he shouted then stopped

"Robin?" I repeated confused

"Never mind just sweep the floor…" Uncle Bat said in a very low whisper as he walked over to the table and fiddled with his belt.

Yeah Robin used to work with my Uncle until he ran off to make this gay teem called Teen Titians some fruity super kid thing organization. (really Teen titian?!!) I mean this Robin kid had it made a big house to live in, his school being paid for extra and he left?

Anyway besides that I have many enemies (ok well Batman's enemies but they are my enemies too) I don't have special super powers. Like Superman, Wonder Women, (My future wife…) Green lantern ( he's annoying) and so on blah blah blah.

Now that you know a little about me and my habit of getting into trouble, My into is done and I hope you enjoyed it because I'll will be grounded a lot and so will Flash.