Hi everyone! Originally, I wrote this fic in Russian, but decided to post it there, in English. Hope you'll like it 3
Awkward Moments in Hogwarts Castle
That awkward moment, when Ginny tells Harry that she's not naturally ginger.
That awkward moment, when Snape slips on his own robe.
That awkward moment, when it turns out, that Dumbledore wears a false beard.
That awkward moment, when Harry suddenly realizes that broom is such an obvious phallic symbol.
That awkward moment, when the Sorting Hat sorts Harry in Slytherin.
That awkward moment, when professor Trelawney predicts Harry that everything will be alright.
That awkward moment, when it turns out, that Draco dyes his hair.
That awkward moment, when prefessor Quirell's turban falls off his head.
That awkward moment, when Draco makes a slip in speaking and says, "My Potter will hear about this!"
M'gonna write (I mean, translate) some more later!
Reviews are love!