Me: This will be awkward! This is an interview fic! With who? Doctor Hannibal Lecter himself of course! If you want me to ask him a particular question then put that in the review! Take it away doctor!
The GD: Miss Amber wants it to be clear that she only owns herself and that this is just for funnn…and if you dare to even speak a word against her ideas then I will come over for dinner.
Me: With that said, shall we begin?
The GD: I believe so…
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Me: Hiya! Amber90 here! So then everyone say hello to Doctor Lecter! And how are you today doctor?
The GD: I am doing very well actually! Thank you for inviting me!
Me: Well you are very welcome! So then! The fans will no doubt have some questions for you. And I myself have some questions if you do not mind?
The GD: No I would not mind at all. Go ahead.
Me: Have you read the fanfictions written by us authors?
The GD: I have read some here and there. I really am enjoying lovinghannibal, sherilovinglecter, Twisted Love Stories, and pissynovelist. They tend to impress me the most!
Me: They are pretty epic! What did you think of Anthony Hopkins portrayal of you?
The GD: I thought that he did a wonderful job. He got my voice just right too…
Me: Is there a particular movie in our world that you enjoy?
The GD: I like V for Vendetta oddly. It just has so many levels of government morals to it. And it is very entertaining!
Me: Hugo Weaving is pretty epic! So I have here a question from Grymmarie: If you could go back in time would you save your younger-self and sister?
The GD: Good question! Yes I most certainly would have and I would have killed those Nazi's in unspeakable ways…
Me: Uh-oh! I am curious! Have you read my fanfics at all?
The GD: I have, I like A Myriad of Lives and Reunited Siblings best because the plots are quite different from other fics.
Me: Why thank you! Are you and Clarice a couple now?
The GD: Oh yes we certainly are! In fact we have a son due in a few months!
Me: You must be super excited!
The GD: Most definitely!
Me: Random Question Time! What is your favorite color?
The GD: Red!
Me: Interesting! What do yo-
Random Voice: GET IN HERE! LUNCH IS ALMOST READY!
Me: Crud! Give me five minutes mom I am almost done with the chapter!
The GD: That would be Miss Amber's mother! She will randomly yell sometimes during the interview!
Me: Alrighty then! What do you do when you are not killing people?
The GD: Well I just mainly: go sightseeing, read, play the piano, and of course meet new people!
Me: Would you care to tell them how we met up?
The GD: Well I met Miss Amber at a museum in America I will not tell where! We both happened to be in the section about Native Americans. And Miss Amber is in fact a quarter Native American on her father's side!
Me: It is true! Well I have here three very interesting questions from Twisted Love Stories! First one: Did you feel as though there was competition with Jack Crawford in regards to who would finally win Clarice?
The GD: Well I actually knew that he wanted her, I could tell. There was definitely competition and how could there not have been? She was a young student trying to impress her mentor and also trying to keep her feelings for me hidden.
Me: Well he sure didn't score any darn brownie points! Second question from our friend! Did you think of Clarice often during the ten years following your escape from Memphis?
The GD: Oh yes I most certainly did. I fell in love with her from the very moment we met and well when you love someone they are always in your thoughts.
Me: Awwwwww! Third question! How did you know Inspector Pazzi was conspiring with Mason Verger?
The GD: Well I actually realized it when he made that phone call to the lawyer at the payphone I was in fact nearby and my hearing is pretty advanced. I was not really surprised you can recognize a backstabber just by their manners!
Me: I agree! Alright I believe that this chapter is wrapped up! I will ask you to please come again doctor!
The GD: Oh I will! And I will bring Clarice next time too! If you would be alright with that?
Me: Oh please do! The fans would go crazy! Well then see you guys next chapter!
The GD: See you then! No `flaming' as you call it!
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A.N: REVIEW! You liked it and you know it!