A/N: can't sleep because of too much thinking on the Just Another Color Story i'm doing... then this thing kept on getting inside my head so i decided to type some parts of it.... i tried a different approach in my writing...it's really short... and i also think it's confusing..

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans

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Good morning ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to: Why You Should Buy This Titan!

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For today's Titan in auction: BEAST BOY!!!!

*nearby curtain rises to reveal Beast Boy*

Best Boy: *bowing* Thank You! Thank you! *does flying kisses*

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Okay…! Now, for the 5 reasons why you should buy this titan! *ahem*

Reason number one: He can turn into any animal! He's not just a superhero folks, he's also an all-around pet!

Beast Boy: *starts changing into different animals*

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Reason number two: He's perfectly potty trained! Right Titans?? *camera zooms to the front seats where the other West Titans are*

Robin: Uh….

Starfire: You see….

Cyborg: Define what you mean by potty train…

Raven: Because Beast Boy has a different idea of what a potty is.

Beast Boy: Hey!!!!

*lone applause comes from the audience*

Let's just take that as a yes… now, for Reason number three: his pointy ears!!

Beast Boy: *starts moving his ears* The ladies just love the ears.

*strong applause*

Raven: Little children love your ears.

Cyborg: That's coz he looks like an elf!

Beast Boy: I do not!!

Speaking of elves, this brings us to Reason number four: he's travel size!

Beast Boy: Hey!! I'm not that small!

Other Titans: *snickers*

Cyborg: Yes you are. You can actually fit in a baby's high stool.

Beast Boy: *stomps out of stage for a while and quickly comes back after a minute or two*

Cyborg: Where did that boy go to?

Robin: I don't know.

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Let's now go to Reason number five: his… hot bod…???

Beast Boy: Oh, yeah!! *begins flexing his "muscles"*

*stage crew comes near and whispers something to host*

Uh-huh….uh-huh… Thanks Scarat.*ahem* there's been a mistake folks. The "hot bod" isn't reason number five. The real reason number five is: his grass stain color!

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Beast Boy: Wait! My hot bod isn't a mistake! It's a gift!

*host totally ignores Beast Boy and comes near other Titans*

So, why do you think the grass stain color is appealing..?

Robin: We actually don't find—

*Host glares at the masked boy*

Robin: We… can't find any reasons not to find it appealing..! hehe.. *gulp* it's…adorable on him… hehe

Starfire: Indeed! His refreshing color reminds us all of the wonderful nature that surrounds us!! *Pink and flowery atmosphere starts to form around her*

Cyborg: Yeah… what Star said….

Raven: …. He's eco-friendly…

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There you have it folks! This is all the time we have for today's show. So start dialing those phones (and don't forget your credit cards) and you might just get a chance to take home today's Titan and also this complementary eco-bag with Beast Boy's grass stain color on it!

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Tune in next time to find out who's our next Titan on sale!

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Beast Boy: Hey wait! What about my hot bod!!!

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the eco-friendly thing came from one of my little brothers....

if you review this, you might get the chance to win today's Titan!!!

just joking... but if you want to say something, feel free to. i'm gonna go to sleep now.

see ya guys. =D