Short Introduction:
This is the Legendary PKMN series, created by me, now on . The original stories are still on deviantart, as well as artwork and my other drawings. However from now on, each time I submit a new chapter of lPKMN, it shall be submitted here as well!
For now, I will upload all the chapters I've posted thus far to Fanfiction, with about three chapters per day until I hit the current ones.
That said and done, enjoy the story!
A/N: for this chapter, I borrowed characters from my friend Musetry on dA because I promised him that I would put two of his characters into this series for one chapter.
"You're probably wondering why I asked you to come, Arceus." Began Giratina. He was, of course, in the Distortion World- the earth on the reverse plane of ours. The place where souls came after they had died, to be reincarnated to keep the cycle coming. He was turned around, giant and imposing, though gentle in nature. Like always, to make his travelling easier he had converted himself to Origin Forme. His black tentacles flickered slightly, subconsciously giving orders to the otherwise lifeless souls hovering above his head. He turned around and saw Arceus, the god of all Pokémon.
"...Uh..." Giratina said. "Arceus… why are you wearing…?"
Arceus looked normal, except she was wearing a white wedding dress, complete with a levitating bouquet and a veil over her head. She flipped the veil up nervously.
"UH…" She thought that Giratina had come to his senses and decided to propose to her. She was apparently wrong.
So much for being omniscient.
"That doesn't matter right now." Said Arceus calmly, as Giratina sweatdropped in confusion.
"Were you like… entertaining Trueman or something?" Giratina questioned.
"Uh… no…" Arceus said nervously. Changing the subject she said "He's fine by the way."
"It wasn't a problem?"
"Nah. Just a minor fluctuation within the seal is all. It was repaired rather quickly, and without either of us being seen doing it."
"The village?"
"They still have no clue as to what he is. And I'd very much like to keep it that way, for his sake and mine."
"How did a human like him get his powers anyway?" Giratina asked, he too fearful of what might happen.
"Who knows." Arceus said curtly. "Whatever the case, he needs to be kept a secret. I shouldn't bother telling you what might happen if otherwise…"
Giratina needed no telling. He had a pretty good idea as to what might happen.
"Now then, you were telling me why you called me here?" she asked him. Giratina blinked, and then remembered.
"Yeah. It's about… well it's… just look." He said. She walked while he floated, and in no time they reached a place familiar to Arceus in the Distortion World. It was a space with flat land, surrounded by trees that moved whenever you got near them. On the ground was a massive seal- approximately five times Giratina's own size in length. In the center it jutted out of the ground, the lines and symbols morphing upwards into a pure white sphere, surrounded by rotating blue symbols to protect it.
"This…" Arceus said simply. Suddenly, the soul within the seal blinked red and black. The god of all Pokémon narrowed her eyes.
"It's never done that before…" She mused.
"As you know already… this seal contains the soul of Asmodeus." Giratina said to her. Arceus nodded, continuing to watch the soul blink different colors, slowly. "We of course, cannot destroy the seal because this is even beyond our knowledge…" Giratina added, bringing Arceus up to speed as to what he had gathered.
"It's been weakening." Arceus blinked, then looked at Giratina wide eyed.
"What?"
"Yeah… some time ago, the seal suddenly let out a red beacon. When I investigated, I found that it was weakened somehow."
"Why…" Arceus wanted to know.
"I have no idea how it happened. All I know is that Asmodeus's seal is deteriorating. I estimate in about three years I'll be able to break it open."
"I see…" Arceus processed the information. "Perhaps then we can discover why Asmodeus sealed himself."
"I know. It makes no sense." Giratina said, narrowing his eyes. "Why on earth would he seal his own soul and prevent me from reincarnating him to his next life?"
"Maybe he wanted immortality." Arceus spoke up. "He did speak to me once of a way to live forever without the Immortality Gene."
"Using this?" Giratina was skeptical. "When souls get transferred in my realm, they lose everything other than their substance." Giratina explained to Arceus again. "They can't think. They can't move. They have no will until I send them into a newborn baby. The only thing they can do in this state is not be destroyed due to their infinite energy."
"Perplexing, isn't it?" Arceus said. She walked up into the seal. Just as she touched the red line, an angry red barrier repulsed her away from the massive seal. Arceus healed the small bruise and mused.
"Why did you do it, Asmodeus…?" she asked herself. "Why would you prevent yourself from being reincarnated…?"
"I have a theory." Giratina interrupted Arceus's train of thought. "I think he's waiting for revival."
"How? You said it yourself; souls cannot act or think without a host."
"Someone else."
This got Arceus's attention.
"We hardly know anything about this guy after all. He could be waiting until someone revives him again."
"Why would someone free him?" Arceus questioned.
"Asmodeus was cunning. He did after all, make this. The most powerful A- class seal in existence." Giratina continued. "And after all, Absolix was recently freed because he tricked Thief Weavile. Asmodeus may be doing the same thing."
"…perhaps." Arceus admitted.
"Well, either way we'll find out in three years time."
"…Very well... I'm going back to the Hall, thank you for your input.
Inform me of any new information on Asmodeus's seal, Giratina."
-Legendary PKMN Arc Two: "Zero"-
Chapter Fifteen: A Brigade of Pain
It had been five days since the fight with Supreme Queen Helix and the Four stars. Abridged version- Deoxy's mom (Helix) came to earth with the Four Stars (Adenine, Thymine, Cytosine and General Guanine) in order to retrieve her daughter (Deoxys) however she also came to destroy God (Arceus) and along the way fought all of them (Darkrai, Cresselia and the rest) making stupid references and jokes (CHUCK NORRIS) and in the end she left and declared Deoxys not to be her daughter.
Helix presumably went back to Ribos, since nothing had been heard of her since. Arceus restored Destiny City back to its original state with her godlike powers. Life had returned to normal.
Well you know. As normal as it gets in this crappy story.
Anyway, we're going to skip the part where Cresselia's gloats about random things…
Cresselia: "HEY!"
-and we are going straight to the plot!
THE PLOT
A bus stopped on the outskirts of the city. It had come all the way from Titan City, to the west of Destiny City. The blue bus let out a mechanical hiss, and the doors opened. Out of it stepped only two Pokemon- a male Sneasel and a female Froslass.
"This is the place…?" Asked the Froslass in a quiet voice.
"Yes… Destiny City…" Sneasel hissed in an angry voice. "He'll be here… somewhere…
…and he is going to PAY."
OH SNAP! NOT MINOR CHARACTERS FROM ANOTHER STORY!
"What?" Darkrai was confused.
"What do you mean what?" Arceus, his mother asked. Darkrai blinked.
"The narrator… the narrator said… something about… oh never mind." Darkrai shrugged it off.
"What a minute… WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?" His mom, the god of all Pokémon demanded angrily. "School starts in ten seconds! How do you expect to get there young man!" She scolded.
Darkrai calmly summoned a Dark Void the size of himself. He leapt into it, and teleported right down to first period.
Arceus blinked.
"…oh…" was all she had to say. Palkia suddenly flew down from the previous floor, with papers in his hand.
"The reports." He said. Arceus turned her head around.
"How do things look?"
"Not good. As you expected." Palkia grimaced. His purple and white hand flipped to one particular sheet. "Crime rate has seen an unheard of increase of forty percent. About 27 new gangs have formed, according to sources." Palkia continued.
"Anything else?" Arceus asked. Palkia bit his lip.
"There is one thing…" He began. "There's a group I've kept my eye on… they call themselves 'Disorder 13'." Said Palkia.
"What about them?"
"They've defeated 45 new teams. In addition, they've caused more than half the total terrorist attacks last Tuesday."
"…keep an eye on them then." Arceus was well aware of the situation she was in now, since Absolix had spoken. New groups and gangs were forming every single day, making Pokémon and humans alike fearful. This one was probably just like the others, to be defeated in a matter of weeks by the police or another gang.
But still… to defeat forty five others…
"Mom…" Palkia wanted to say something.
"The world will not fall into anarchy." Arceus answered his question. "I'm still the God of this world. I'm doing everything within my power to combat these new threats. And yes, Absolix too…"
"Where do you think he is?"
"In another dimension no doubt. But you know how that works- finding irrational dimension coordinates takes months. Years in the case of him. And breaking into it would be even harder…"
"Yeah…"
"Giratina's working on it. He'll turn those years back into months." Arceus assured her son. She smiled, and told him that everything would work out in the end.
"Crime rates have been up forty percent…" The Froslass said, surprised. "Geeze… what is this world coming to Sneasel…?"
"Who cares." Was his blunt reply. "I just want to exact my revenge…"
"…wouldn't that contribute to the increasing crime rate…?" Froslass said logically.
"Who cares. Now help me find Tajiri High…"
"My Malispite Doom Sense are tingling." Malispite randomly said to everyone. "I have a horrible feeling that the author ran out of ideas, and is now using someone else's idea and is trying to make sure no one will notice…"
"Oh really?" Mercifond said, unsurprised. "Well that's okay. Maybe this one will be better than that movie he made last chapter."
"True." Malispite agreed, remembering the fight with the aliens. "They were tough though you have to give them credit. Our side almost lost…"
"Malispite… we DID lose. Helix would have killed us all if Arceus hadn't have shown up."
"…oh yeah…"
Gardevoir walked up to them, smiling and cheerful as ever. Gallade was or course, right by her side chatting away and declaring his love for her and his hatred for Darkrai many many times.
"What's new?"
"Oh you know. The author ran out of ideas again. According to Malispite's Doom Sense anyway."
"Oh?" Gardevoir paused. "How accurate is your Doom Sense, Malispite?"
"One hundred percent baby!" Malispite gave her a wide toothy grin. Gardevoir chuckled a bit.
"I'VE DONE IT!" A voice yelled loudly. All four turned, and saw Gliscor leap out of a trash can, doing a backflip in the process. He proudly held up a tube like device, very large and hollow with some blades attached to the bottom. A plug wire came out of it.
"I've invented a device that will make me become a millionaire!" He explained.
"Really? What is it?" Questioned Malispite.
"Wtach and learn!" Gliscor said. He placed an Oran Berry, a Pecha Berry, and a Custap Berry into the device. He then closed the gray lid, and turned it on. The blades activated, blending the three berries together into a delicious juicy pulp. When it was all liquid, he opened it, poured some into a cup and drank it.
"Like it!" He asked eagerly. All of them paused.
"Gliscor…" Gallade began. "That's a blender. It's already been invented.
"WHAT! Why do people keep stealing my ideas!" Gliscor shouted angrily. Suddenly, a funny feeling came over Gliscor.
"Huh…" He said. "…I just had the weirdest sense of Déjà-vu… anyway, where's Darkrai and Cresselia?"
"Well, since the narrator didn't let her gloat, she refused to be in this chapter." Mercifond explained. "Darkrai is… a bit more complicated…"
"…how so?" Gliscor was confused. Gardevoir and Gallade leaned in too, they strangely hadn't seen Darkrai all day.
"Well… Darkrai's a little down." Mercifond began. "From what I hear from Cresselia, he's angry with himself. Real angry."
"For what?" Gardevoir immediately asked.
"For almost getting us all killed when Helix attacked." Mercifond said simply. Gliscor shook his head in disbelief.
"He SAVED us!" The purple bat argued. "Darkrai beat General Guanine, and because of that gave us more time until his mom arrived!"
"That's not the way he sees it." Mercifond shook her head back. "The way he sees it, he failed to protect us. To him we were all saved by sheer luck- as Cresselia explained, he feels that he was unable to make sure all of us were safe. Especially Mewtwo…"
They all remembered what Mewtwo had done.
He had awoken from his coma just to save Deoxys. But Mewtwo was still physically and mentally injured from the fight with Absolix, so he actually used one of his serums to negate pain. He did it all to try and destroy the Supreme Queen of Ribos- Helix. Deoxys's own mother.
Mewtwo fought bravely. He used everything that he had, all the power he could muster. But it wasn't enough- Helix was simply too strong. One of the few class Five legends in existence- the Cardinal Direction of the West. Even using all his power, he only managed to put a dent in her armor.
According to Cresselia, Darkrai felt helpless that he wasn't able to do a thing to stop it. He felt helpless that his 'older brother' was so injured after the fight with Supreme Queen Helix. As a result, for the last four days Darkrai had been training nonstop with his karate instructor, Master Dunsparce. He still attended school, but in the ten minutes during passing period he warped himself over to Dunsparce and resumed training. He came home only to sleep.
"I actually saw him in second…" Mercifond said. "He looked like a wreck. "
"Can't really blame him…" Malispite uttered quietly. He felt Darkrai's emotions all too well- the feeling that you were unable to protect those you loved. Because of him, his own sister Mercifond had almost died…
"Malispite…" His sister began. "You should talk to him. You are one of his best friends after all."
"BEST FRIENDS! NO WAY!" He yelled angrily. Everyone sighed. "Besides. MEN don't talk about their feelings." He closed his eyes.
"Then how do you solve your problems!" Mercifond put her hands on her hips.
"We hit each other. Like men."
…
"…I'll talk to him then." Gardevoir volunteered after the silence.
"BUT GARDEVOIR!" Gallade protested, knowing full well that Darkrai would take advantage of her, tie her up, and do horrible things to her involving jello.
"I'll be fine Gallade." She smiled. "I've known Darkrai since childhood, I think I can make him feel better."
Gallade protested still, but then the bell for third period rang, so they all had to get to class anyway.
BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW…
TAJIRI HIGH- OUTSIDE
"I've found it…" A sinister voice said, his voice like claws scratching on a chalkboard, angry. "You will pay…!"
"Why are you being so dramatic…?" Froslass asked.
"Uh… I don't know…" Sneasel shrugged. "Anyway! Soon it will be time to get him Froslass! After school ends… we will ambush him and make Violet pay!"
BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW…
THE SECRET-
"DON'T SAY IT!" Agent Raptor yelled loudly. "Agent Blaze, they walking right into our trap…!" She eyed the Sneasel and Froslass, hiding behind a bush of Tajiri High.. "Soon, our plan will commence… and then…!"
"Why are you being so dramatic…?" Agent Blaze the Infernape asked.
"Uh… I don't know…" Agent raptor shrugged. "Anyway, soon it will be the time to get them Blaze! After school ends… we will ambush them and make them pay!"
BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW…
HALL OF ORIGIN
"I knew it…" A sinister voice said, his voice like claws scratching on a chalkboard, angry. "You will pay…!"
"Mom, why are you being so dramatic?" Dialga asked.
"Uh… I don't know…" Arceus shrugged. "Anyway, soon it will be time to get her Dialga! After school ends… we will ambush Kyogre and make her pay for stealing my Giratina sculpture!"
BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW…
CASCADE CITY
"I've got it…" A sinister voice said, his voice like claws scratching on a chalkboard, angry. "You will pay…!"
"Why are you being so dramatic?" A shadowed figure asked.
"Uh… I don't know…" Salamantra, also shadowed asked. "Anyway, soon it will be time to get him Brillareby-san! After school ends… we will ambush that electrician in order to get him to fix the power of Cascade City! Then we won't be in the shadows any longer!"
WHICH HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH-
The last bell of the day went off. Finally, all the Pokémon went home from their day at high school. Gardevoir levitated her books back to her locker, and psychokinetically slammed it shut. She took in a deep breath, then decidedly walked to the direction of the dojo. She would have to find Darkrai and convince him not to be so hard on himself, since Malispite wasn't going to do it.
Mercifond, Gliscor and Gallade waved her off, the former two holding back the latter from coming with her in order to protect her from Darkrai's 'evil wrath'. Soon, she had set off and the three exited out the front door.
"It's kinda lonely now…" Mercifond said, remembering how there used to be more of them in the group. Darkrai was training, Mewtwo was unconscious, Deoxys was with Mewtwo and Cresselia broke the fourth wall. They were the only three left since Gardevoir had gone to comfort her childhood friend.
"I agree." Gliscor nodded his bat like head. Down the white steps they went, entering the pavement.
"I MISS GARDEVOIR! I MUST GO TO HER!" Gallade screamed unhappily. But Gliscor and Mercifond restricted him, knowing that he would only make Darkrai's already saddening mood worse. Suddenly, Gliscor's deth sense went off.
"My deth senses are tingling…" Glioscor murmured.
"You mean like Malispite's doom sense?" Mercifond asked.
"No. My deth sense tingles whenever someone wants to kill someone else really badly. Do you two have the urge to kill something?"
"No…" Mercifond eyed Gliscor strangely.
"Darkrai, but not too badly." Gallade concurred. Gliscor cocked his head.
"Well then who could possibly have killing urges this-
"ICE SHARD!" A deadly shard of ice was launched from the bushes at Gliscor, who just barely dodged it.
"Hey! What did you do that for!" Gliscor said angrily.
"YOU DID SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO ME, THAT'S WHY!" Screamed someone from inside the bush.
"Gliscor!" Gallade scolded. "What did you do to this poor defenseless bush!"
"I don't know! I don't remember doing anything bad to a bush!" Gliscor responded.
"Oh for the love of crap…" the bush said, clearly annoyed. It shook a bit, and from it leapt a blue-grey colored Pokémon. It had one red ear tip, white claws, white feet, and yellow eyes. This was-
"SNEASEL!" Gliscor was unable to hide his surprise.
"Damn straight!" Sneasel shook his finger angrily at Gliscor. Behind Sneasel, the other observed, was a ghost type pokemon with purple lips, and all white body, and ice crystals growing from its forehead.
"I'm Froslass…" she introduced herself. "…I'm just here to be there when Sneasel's anger leads him into certain doom…" she said to the others.
"Anyway, now that introductions are out of the way… you ripped me off Violet!"
"What! How!" Gliscor rejected. He hated that nickname that Sneasel gave him.
"I shall dramatically flash back…" Sneasel closed his eyes.
FLASHBACK- PAIN BRIGADE CHAPTER TWO
Sneasel grinned. 700 Pok'e had fallen out of the sky. Initially promising Gliscor to split the profits sixty forty, he had gotten the much better deal at seventy percent. As Gliscor took off, Sneasel noticed that in his error he had left the other three hundred Pok'e. Sneasel picked it up without a second thought.
"Nice. Now I can go buy some fizzy soda." He grinned. Running quickly, he skid right next to a vending machine. He inserted two hundred and fifty Pok'e into the slot, and waited.
"ERROR." The machine beeped at him.
"What! He inserted another two hundred fifty.
"ERROR." The machine beeped again.
"What the hell you stupid vending machine! I put in five hundred Pok'e!"
"COINS UNRECOGNIZABLE." Whirred the soda device. Sneasel glance in his claw. He looked at them closely…
These weren't Pok'e.
They were fake Gliscor-made coins. It even had his head on the picture of it.
END FLASHBACK
"That violet colored scorpion bat thing stole ALL the profit from the blender scam! And now I shall wreck my revenge!"
"Is that true Gliscor…?" the white bat with pink stripes turned around and asked.
"Yep. I swapped them with my fakes as soon as we earned it. The sucker didn't suspect a thing 'till it was too late…!" Gliscor grinned, holding up some of his fake coins.
THAT'S RIGHT! FOR ONLY FIFTEEN EASY PAYMENTS OF SIXTY NINE SEVENTY NINE, YOU TOO CAN OWN GLISCORS COINS WHICH AREN'T WORTH ANYTHING! DON'T DELAY BUY TODAY!
"What the hell was that!" Sneasel questioned.
"Advertisement." Grinned Gliscor.
"Sneasel…" Spoke Froslass gently. "It's only a thousand Pok'e, can't you just let it go before your rage inevitably leads up to another mishap…?"
"Never!" Sneasel rushed at Gliscor, performing Ice Punch. Gliscor just barely dodged it by ducking left. Without a moment's hesitation, he sprang off his arms, did a back flip, and landed in a nearby trashcan.
"…" Sneasel said.
"…" Mercifond said.
"…" Froslass said.
"…" Gallade said.
"…why…?" Froslass just had to ask.
"Rumor has it that Gliscor has secretly built a series of underground tunnels, all connected by the school's trashcans…" Gallade said, appearing next to Froslass and Sneasel.
"Is that true…?" Sneasel asked.
"No one knows…" Gallade said mysteriously…
Sneasel, still determined to chase after Gliscor ran over to the trashcan he disappeared in. Without warning, the ground collapsed underneath him about ten feet down. Sneasel had fallen into a pitfall trap! Gallade and Mercifond looked at each other. Only two Pokemon performed pitfall traps in this story, and they were-
"AGENT BLAZE AND AGENT RAPTOR HAVE CAPTURED SNEASEL!" Agent Blaze shouted. Raptor smacked him upside the head.
"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SHOUTING THAT WE'RE SECRET AGENTS IN PUBLIC!"
"That it's bad and I shouldn't do it…" Agent Blaze moped.
"Damn straight! Anyway! We have captured the sneasel, we'll take him back to base now!" But as she spoke these words, Sneasel easily crawled out of the pitfall trap.
"Impossible!" Gallade exclaimed.
"How did he do it!" Mercifond asked aloud.
"Um DUH." Sneasel rolled his eyes. "I used my CLAWS." The Agents took a step back. Their opponent was more terrifying than they thought! To be able to get out of one of their traps so easily!
"What are you doing to my friend…?" Froslass said, getting in between the two agents and Sneasel. The Staraptor laughed.
"Classified information! You will never know!" Agent Raptor fluttered her wings.
"We're her to capture him because he's the main character of this story! If we take HIM out, the plot will be nullified!"
(INSERT AGENT RAPTOR INFLICTING A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN UPON AGENT BLAZE HERE)
"Main character…?" Gallade was confused.
"I thought Darkrai was the main character…?" Mercifond was equally confused. Nonetheless, the two secret agents, faster than Mercifond had thought possible, got up behind Sneasel and used their Duel Close Combat Attack. Froslass turned around, but Sneasel was no match fro two moves inflicting four times the damage onto his body. Sneasel fainted.
"Sneasel…!" Froslass yelled. She charged up a shadow Ball, but it was simply too late- the secret agents had taken off with Sneasel in their jeep. With a simple press of the gas pedal, they were five miles away before Froslass could charge up another Move.
"Holy...!" Mercifond said, not remembering the secret agents being THIS powerful.
"What happened!" Gallade was confused. "I blinked and now Sneasel and the secret agents are gone!"
"They took him…" Froslass said sadly. "They stole Sneasel… I have to get him back…!"
Froslass began walking(floating?). After a short bit, she stopped. She looked both directions, frantically, and that's when it hit her like a rock falling on her head. She had no idea where they had taken Sneasel. As she wallowed in doubt, shifting her eyes eagerly looking for a lead, Mercifond stepped forth and put her hand on Froslass's shoulder. Mercifond told her that she and Gallade would help.
"Really…?" Froslass asked.
"Sure. We're bored and have nothing better to do anyway, right Gallade?"
"GARDEVOOOIIIRRRRRR!" Gallade remembered that she was talking to Darkrai. Mercifons smacked him upside the head to make him calm down.
"But how are we going to finds him…?" Froslass questioned. In response, Mercifond flew over to the trashcan and yelled for Gliscor. The purple bat popped his head out.
"Is he gone…?" Gliscor eyed the area.
"Yes. The secret agents took him away." Gallade filled Gliscor in on the details.
"Good riddance."
"We're going to find him and we want you to help out."
"WHAT!" Gliscor said in disbelief. "Why the hell should I help HIM!"
"What did he do to you anyway to make you this mad at him!" Gallade asked Gliscor. Gliscor paused.
"My kind is very weak to ice Moves." Gliscor stated.
"So…?" Asked Mercifond and Gallade at the same time.
"He fired an Ice Beam at me."
"…that isn't a reason to be so upse-
"And then he fired another Ice Bam at me."
"Well it's still just-
"And then he fired another Ice Beam at me."
"…well…"
"And then he fired another Ice Beam at me."
"…"
"And then he fired an Ice PUNCH at me."
"…"
"And then he fired another Ice Beam at me."
"…okay… you've made your point…" Mercifond said. "But you still have to rescue him! For the sake of truth and justice! For solving the misdeeds of the secret agents! For the women who will swoon you if you succeed!" Mercifond ranted.
"…nah, doesn't interest me." Gliscor said simply. Mercifond smacked herself.
"…I'll give you twenty five Pok'e if you help us okay!"
Gliscor's eyes lit up in the Pok'e symbol. His interests were piqued, and he agreed without question to rescue Sneasel. But Froslass was still uncertain: how were they supposed to locate her friend? Gallade had no clue, but apparently Mercifond did.
"Gliscor, do you have your cell phone?"
"Yeah, why?" Gliscor pulled out his red cell phone.
"Then three… two… one…"
Gliscor's cell surprisingly beeped. He had just received a text message. Confused, he opened it and read the text.
DEAR AGENT PURPLE:
WE HAVE CAPTURED THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS CRAPPY STORY. REPORT TO OUT BASE IMMEDIATELY SO THAT WE CAN RECEIVE FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE SUPREME BOSS. OUR BASE IS LOCATED TO THE WEST OF DESTINY CITY; YOU WILL SEE A ROCK IN THE SHAPE OF A POKEBALL, GO TO IT AND SAY THE PASSWORD, AND IT WILL TELPORT YOU TO THE REAL LOCATION.
AGENT BLAZE
P.S. WE STALKED YOU TO GET YOUR CELL NUMBER.
P.S.S. AGENT RAPTOR JUST HIT ME AGAIN.
P.S.S.S. DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT WE'RE SECRET AGENTS.
"…well." Gliscor pursed his lips. Mercifond smiled, and pointed the other three to the west. They were going to liberate the Secret Agent's base to get back Sneasel!
BASE OF THE NORMAL POKEMON THAT HAVE NO ASSOCIATION WITH SECRECY
"Much better." Agent Raptor congratulated the narrator. Their mission to capture the main character of this story- Sneasel- had been a complete success. They had trapped Sneasel within a specially designed golden cage that shocked you when you touched it. Now, all they had to do was wait for agent Purple to come to their base since he was a part of their team too.
Currently, they were standing in a hall, and in this particular hall their boss's room lay. It was a simple gray colored door with the single word 'Boss' written on it. Unless you knew what it contained, you wouldn't think of it twice. But sitting in that room right now contained the supreme commander of all divisions of the Pokemon Organization Of Protection (otherwise known as POOP): Supreme commander-
"DON'T SAY HIS NAME!" Staraptor yelled. No one must know their boss's identity, not even his codename!
"Yeah! Even I never break that rule and tell them that the boss's name is agent-
(INSERT AGENT RAPTOR HITTINBG BLAZE UNTIL HE FALLS UNCONSCIOUS HERE)
Suddenly, a floating Ectostatica (known by humans as 'rotom') appeared down the hall. He spotted the agents, and flew over eagerly with his electricity tail streaming behind.
"Agent Raptor! Agent Blaze! You're back!" He greeted. This was agent Shocker, one of their friends in the organization. He was a powerful ally, his electrical powers were strong.
"Hello agent Shocker." Raptor greeted courteously. "What's new with you?"
"Oh you know…" the Rotom rolled his eyes. "Usual missions. It seems that since the return of Absolix, Pokémon have been haywire. Not to mention that destiny City was attacked by Helix. It's taking a lot to cover that up. The human population is getting nervous especially."
"Yes…" agent Raptor nodded, knowing full well things have gotten harder.
"By the way, agent Slicer gives you the usual death threat." Shocker continued.
"AGENT SLICER! I HATE THAT GUY!" Agent Blaze suddenly woke up at the mere mention of his name.
"Yeah, it's a pain to work with him." Said agent Shocker. "He says that he will cut you two up every soon. He also says your codename is uncool, agent Raptor."
"HOW DARE HE!" Raptor said angrily. The Ectostatica floated over to the golden cage. "What this and who's in it?"
"This is a cage designed to shock whoever touches it! Inside it is the main character of this story- Sneasel!"
"…really?" Said the Rotom, confused a bit. "I heard a report that the main character was a Noctrokuron…"
"Nope. The boss told us today that there was a Sneasel heading to town, and that he was the main character."
"Oh really? Said the Rotom. Well if it came from their boss, then it must be true. There was a moaning, and all three turned to see the Sneasel waking up. He yawned, opened his eyes frantically, and looked around. Angrily, he demanded to know where he was.
"Classified!" the ever secret agent Raptor fluttered her wings.
"You are in our secret base!" The ever loudmouthed agent Blaze pointed out.
Once again, Blaze was hit with an Aerial Ace.
"I'm busting out of here!" Sneasel powered up an Ice Punch attack. But as soon as his cold fist collided with the cage, bolts of electricity shot through his body. Sneasel dropped to his knees, smoking.
"Hah! That cage will shock you if you touch it!" agent Blaze smirked. He pointed to the side, and it was connected to a plug in at the side of the wall. Sneasel cursed, but got back up again anyway. He was not going to be defeated by a mere cage! He struck again with a Shadow Claw, but again he was repulsed by the cage's electricity.
"You can't do it, it's impossible." Agent Raptor said seriously. "Stop trying, we just need you to be out of the story is all."
"Never! I will find a way to break free!"
"And we're here to help!"
All three agents and Sneasel suspiciously turned to the end of the hallway. They saw something that shouldn't be there- a group of Pokemon that were not agents. Except of course-
"Agent Purple!" Raptor fluttered her wings. "What are you doing with all these others!"
"For the record I'm still not a secret agent…" Gliscor sweatdropped. "And for another thing, I'm sorry but we're taking Sneasel back!"
"Wait, you're saving me!" Now Sneasel was confused.
"Apparently… just don't question it we're coming!" Gliscor glided into the red carpeted hallway. Mercifond soon flew after, and Gallade charged with his elbows extended.
"Looks like you guys need an extra player…" Agent shocker grinned, seeing that it was three of theirs and two of them. "I'll help."
Shocker was the first to fight. He used the move Charge on himself, gathering the surrounding electricity, and then fired a massive Shock Wave that broke that glass of the building. It hit all sides in it circular pattern, Blaze and Raptor ducking to get out of its way. Unfortunately, Mercifond was hit.
"She'll be mine then." The Rotom zoomed after his new opponent. Agent Blaze and agent Raptor got into fighting stances.
"Blaze, take the cage and run. I'll deal with our unobedient agent…" Not bothering that Gallade had already passed her, Agent Blaze Flew up high, and then rammed Gliscor with the move Fly. The blow hit Gliscor, but he was unharmed. With an arm seeped in poison, he punched her in the gut with Poison Jab. Raptor flew back, hurt by the blow.
Agent Raptor was naturally shocked at Gliscor's power. She gathered herself and commented on it.
"Where did you learn how to do that?"
"You taught me, remember? At the second your opponent attacks, automatically perform a counterattack." Gliscor grinned. Agent Raptor grinned and cocked her head.
"Interesting."
"Remember the battle with the aliens? I have a higher power level than you now. You'll be defeated."
"Oh really?" Gliscor stopped smiling. He saw the look in her eye- the 'I know something you don't' look. Raptor fluttered her wings, then said
"What was your power level again…?"
"Four thousand EP." Gliscor grinned. "Probably a bit larger now though…"
"Ah." Agent Raptor said, eerily calm. "Then you think you can defeat me?"
"Without a doubt, my power level is about twice your own." Gliscor prepared another Move- his arms became seeped in poison again.
"Ah." Said Raptor. "Let's test that theory. Seal release command: Skyward Ascension."
In that split second, a shockwave was emitted from Agent raptor. A horribly large power level was suddenly released from her body. Energy Potential that wasn't there before flooded the area with its pressure. Gliscor could feel it, even though he was twenty feet away.
"Wha-!"
"We secret agents, for obvious reasons, decrease out power level to avoid being detected. Want to know how large my actual power level is?"
Gliscor bit his lip. This was bad.
"Seventy five thousand."
Yeah. This was REALLY bad.
Gardevoir stepped into the dojo by opening its traditional sliding door. Not wearing shoes anyway, she ignored the 'NO SHOES ON THE MAT' sign and proceeded to walk straight in. Very quickly she saw Darkrai talking to his karate instructor, Master Dunsparce.
"Why won't you teach me! I came all the way over here to train!" Yelled Darkrai angrily.
Master Dunsparce stared.
"No. I need to be stronger than this. I don't need a break. Hurry up and teach me the next sequence!" Gardevoir bit her lip. Darkrai was clearly angry; not at Master Dunsparce but at himself. She lightly walked over, but Darkrai heard her before she could get close.
"What are you doing here?"
It was just as she feared. His eyes were filled with anger and sorrow, both emotions directed at himself. Slowly, Gardevoir gathered her courage and spoke her feelings.
"Darkrai, please just take a break… and listen to me." She gently asked.
"No." He spun around, unable to face the person he almost got killed. Until he repented for being so weak, she shouldn't even be around him.
"Please Darkrai…!"
"I said NO. I need more training." Gardevoir disagreed- he was injured all over, bruised and battered. Most likely from overtraining his body, past the limit where he was fine. In fact, Gardevoir presumed that Darkrai just might faint at any second.
"You."
Gardevoir whipped around, as did Darkrai. Standing in the doorway was none other than Malispite. He walked in, Darkrai staring at him bitterly the entire time. Closer and closer Malispite got, until he stood face to face with Darkrai. As close as you got anyway with a seven foot brown bat. The two rivals stared at each other.
And unexpectedly, Malispite planted an unforgiving punch into Darkrai's face, sending the prince of darkness crashing to the ground.
"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!" Gardevoir was flabbergasted.
"Darkrai, do you know why I was able to do that?" Malispite asked the prince of darkness, who just got back up.
"Because you caught me off guard. But that won't happen again…!"
"Wrong.
It's because I'm still alive."
Darkrai paused, he mouth open for an insult but found it hard to speak. Malispite sighed, looked at Gardevoir, looked at Master Dunsparce, and then went back to Darkrai.
"Listen you Arceus-damn moron. I'M STILL ALIVE. Gardevoir is still alive. Everybody is still here on Earth. And do you know why? Because of YOU." Malispite, for some strange reason, didn't find it quite so hard to swallow his pride. Darkrai still stared, mouth slightly open.
"You fought Guanine, which gave Arceus enough time to save us all. If you hadn't done that, we'd all be in the Distortion World by now. Because of you, whether by fluke or natural talent, stalled the guy enough to where your mom could rescue us. But she couldn't have done it unless you were there, got it!" Malispite said angrily.
"So stop moping around and being such a sore loser about it." He finished. Darkrai was speechless as he took in Malispite's words. For a moment, there was a silence as Master Dunsparce watched over the three. Finally, Darkrai broke it.
"I was NOT moping!"
It was these words that brought Gardevoir to smile. Darkrai had lost all reason to be mad and sorry for himself. He was back to his normal self again.
"Were too. You even ignored GARDEVOIR it was so bad." Malispite rolled his eyes.
"…Okay fine. Sorry Gardevoir." Darkrai apologized. She smiled back. "…shall we do the usuals, worst enemy?"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
Malispite and Darkrai, much to Gardevoir's disbelief and confusion, punched each other in the face at the same time.
Because after all, they hated each other.
"Well, you're actually pretty good now!" The Rotom said. He launched another Shock Wave from his body, hitting Mercifond's Angel's Defence. Mercifond blocked the attack, but was still heaving and breathing hard.
"Still no match for me though." Agent Shocker smiled kindly. "Give up please, you won't be punished for leaving."
"Nope! We're going to rescue Sneasel!" Mercifond launched a surprise Ice Beam from her mouth at the Rotom. But Agent shocker was too fast- he dodged the attack with ease and got behind Mercifond in no time. Before she could even blink, Rotom performed some Thunder Waves, and bound Mercifond to the metal somewhere beneath the floor. She was unable to move.
"I'm done with mine." Agent Shocker yelled to Raptor. "How about you?"
"He'll be dealt with soon enough." Came the calm reply of the predatory bird. Gliscor could feel the energy emanating from her, much greater than his own by far. He began to sweat, to try and think of a way out of this. Some fluke in her plan. Some way to win.
Agent raptor on the other hand was deep in though. It was astounding really, for agent Purple to have come this far. Was he truly worth it? Could he really be one of them- A true secret agent?
Time to find out.
"Gliscor, I have a proposition for you." Gliscor blinked, as Raptor announced her test. "If you can hit me even once, I will give up."
"With that kind of speed, I doubt it will be easy…" Gliscor muttered to himself. Louder, he yelled that he accepted. The second he uttered these words, Raptor closed the twenty feet between them and landed a massively powerful Aerial Ace on Gliscor. The cut in the air sliced open anything it touched, creating a slit on the purple bat even as he was knocked against the wall in vain.
"Come now, agent Purple." Said Staraptor. "Fight back. Let's see if you can strike me!"
Gliscor responded by performing a Quick Attack to try and strike Agent raptor with equal speed. But the bird merely used Protect, creating a blue barrier that repelled Gliscor Move. That done, she disappeared and struck Gliscor from behind with Peck. Mercifond watched all of this, unable to do a thing. As Gliscor lashed out in random sequences, Raptor easily dodged all of them, hitting Gliscor many times. Gliscor was being beaten, utterly beaten by an opponent many years ahead of him.
He huffed, gasping for clean oxygen. Gliscor fell to his knees, only supported by his large claws. Raptor, some distance away, continued to goad at him. She wanted to see once and for all if Gliscor had what it took to be an agent.
Meanwhile, Gallade was still chasing Agent Blaze, running with the cage in his hands, Sneasel viciously hacking at it, only to be electrocuted again and again. Finally, Gallade leapt and pounced onto Agent Blaze's legs, causing the Infernape to fall down and drop the cage. Blaze immediately kicked at Gallade, who responded by throwing Blaze away from the cage. Gallade ran to the cage and shouted a Psycho Cut, but Blaze tacked him before Gallade's move could hit.
Sneasel cursed his luck as the two fought. He'd have to break free from this cage himself. But that was a no-no, the cage would just electrocute him. It was already plugged into and external battery source, which fed it the elec-
…
…
…
"…Duh." Sneasel said to himself. He reached on the outside, and pulled the plug. Without the battery giving it energy, Sneasel easily sliced it open with Metal Claw, bursting forth from it in a dramatic manner. From there he assisted Gallade by performing Ice Beam while Blaze was distracted. The Infernape was knocked against some crates in the room.
"Thank you." Said Gallade, giving Sneasel a thumbs up. Sneasel grinned back.
"Now let's get out of here before he becomes conscious…"
"Hold it." Blaze had already gotten up. "I didn't want to do this… but agent Raptor has already done, I suppose it no longer matters! Seal release command: Blazing Inferno!"
Agent Blaze's true power filled the room with heat energy. The temperature alone rose about two degrees- and they were in a BIG room. His body became alit with fire on his wrists and ankles. With a yell the small flames became much larger. Gallade tensed up and Sneasel winced. This guy's power level had just risen to a level beyond what they could take.
"I will just capture you again!" Yelled agent Blaze. He places his palms in the air, and a sinister red orb of flame formed. "Fire Blas-
And then suddenly, the two disappeared.
Blaze: "…"
Blaze: "…EH?"
Gliscor felt weak, still on his knees as Raptor stared at him with disinterest. She had placed her hopes too high.
Suddenly though, Gliscor grinned as he felt cold energy around him. Chuckling, he stood up.
"Hey guess what, Raptor?" He grinned toothily. "I can't hit you after all!"
"So you give up?" Raptor said, clearly disappointed.
"Yep. I quit!" Gliscor said happily. Mercifond's eyes widened. Did this mean…!
"Hey Raptor, I know this looks bad, but I DID learn something from you." Gliscor began. "You told me once- 'In order to be an agent, secrecy is vital. The more secrets you posses, the more powerful you are.', remember?" Raptor nodded, she did remember teaching Gliscor that.
"Hey!" agent Shocker suddenly exclaimed. "She's gone! Where did the white bat go!"
Raptor widened her eyes. Gliscor grinned as his own eyes met hers.
"I still have some secrets up my sleeve." And with that, Gliscor was gone. Agent Raptor blinked, yet it was no illusion. Gliscor had disappeared.
"Agent Raptor!" It was Blaze, running to her. "The two disappeared! They've taken the main character from us!"
Raptor did not respond, instead stared at him with a gaping beak. How was this possible! How could they have simply disappeared like that! Agent shocker found the answers as he hacked their security system. He gazed into the camera's eyes, and saw something they didn't in infrared mode.
A Froslass. An invisible Froslass had come with them using her natural ghost powers to become invisible. From there she followed Blaze and Gallade, and when the moment was right, activated a teleport gem in her hands. She soon did the same with Mercifond, and finally Gliscor.
"So that's it…!" Blaze clenched his teeth. Raptor on the other hand was still calm. She smiled, in fact. Gliscor had beaten them, even at full power.
"What…? I have a message from our boss…" Blaze suddenly said, pulling up his cell phone.
To: Agents Blaze, Raptor and Shocker
Do not chase after them. I lied. The main character of this story is actually Darkrai.
"I knew it!" Said Shocker.
I told you this for the simple purpose of luring Gliscor inside our base to measure his potential. Needless to say, he passed. Agent Purple still has a long way to go, but he shows promise. Ensure that he remains on our side.
I am giving agent Blaze and Raptor new orders: continue to prevent the plot from happening. Consult to Arceus, tell her I sent you and she'll understand. She should know more about the plot than I do at the moment. And one other thing…
Shocker, you keep an eye on Darkrai. Monitor him very, very closely.
The transmission ended.
"Well, I gotta' say Violet, thank you for saving me."
"DON'T CALL ME VIOLET!" Gliscor said. "And actually, the key player here was Froslass. You should thank her most of all." Gliscor pointed to the ghost. Froslass smiled shyly. Sneasel continued.
"I guess since we're even now, I have no further reason to be in this story. So, Froslass, let's go back home!"
Soon, the two found a bus stop and got on the quickest bus they could. While on there, Sneasel properly thanked Froslass for her efforts.
"No need to thank me… I just couldn't bear to see you kidnapped…" Froslass blushed. Sneasel took no note of the developing love triangle, he was deep in thought.
"I was captured so easily… I'm gonna' train harder. I'll be so powerful that I'll crush anyone in my way…" He thought aloud evilly. Froslass just smiled and nodded.
"Well, that was an adventure!" Gallade said. "And now I must attack Darkrai for talking with Gardevoir. DARKRAI YOU FIEEEEENNNNDDDDDDD!" Gallade yelled as he ran away. Mercifond and Gliscor simply sweatdropped.
"Anyway…" Gliscor said expectantly, holding out his claw. Mercifond blinked for a bit, then realized what he meant.
"…you want yor money, don't you…?"
"Yep."
"Well I don't have any."
"WHAT? BUT YOU SAID…!"
"What was it you were saying earlier…? Secrets are everything…?" The white bat giggled.
"YOU OWE ME MONEY! I WILL PLOT EVIL REVENGE AGAINST YOU MERCIFOND!"
MEANWHILE…
"Salamantra, you've returned." Spoke a quiet female voice. She was shadowed by the darkness still in Cascade city. "Did you get the electrician?"
"He got away…" the shadowed figure said sadly. "URG! I knew I should have set up more than one pitfall trap!"
"Great. So we'll still be in the dark?"
"I guess… unless you want to wake up Absolix-sama and force him to pay the electric bill, Brillarby-san…"
Both paused.
SALAMANTRA AND BRILLAREBY'S IMAGINATIONS:
The world exploded. Twice.