murdoc is luv murdoc is life
and so is explosive diarrhea.
hi I'm 2d lmao
I like jacking it to the pic of murdoc chopping an onion
rn I'm walking down the hall and I look into noodles room and she's sticking a telephone pole into her puss puss
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I have a green anus fleshlight I use when I jack it off to murdoc
I think his poo would be green lol
I also have a green dildo i shove up my ass
I want murdocs huge green cock up my ass
so far up my ass it gets digested by my intestines
well anyways I'm still walking down the hall and I come across Russell on the toilet
his shits are fucking gigantic. and they smell like my great great grandma's farts. her farts were deadly
still I wonder why we have to buy so much god dammed food
he rlly likes Indian food and Mexican food
we gotta stop buying him that stuff
he calls me in the bathroom and pisses on me with his huge black cock
then he asks for a glass of milk
I decide to put some laxatives into the milk b4 I give it to him
he drinks all of it
I put like 20 fucking laxative doses in there holy shit
well yeah I go ahead and go back to noodles room and check in on her
she's done with the telephone pole, now covered in blood, but now she's doing something else
? I think she's sticking dumplings up her asshole with chopsticks
she waves to me
"ハロ" (hallo) she says
I say "ello m8" she just keeps on doing what she's doing
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I go into the kitchen and eat a shit ton of Indian food
god damnit it's so good
I continue down the hallway and stand by murdocs room
I can hear him jacking it to hardcore hentai
he finishes and I hear his cum splatter all over his room
"god damnit mother fucking shit!" he screams
I want all of his green goopy cum in my anus hole
he comes out of his room with his foot long cock dangling
he groans and pisses on my face
then he heads to the bathroom
I decide to sneak into his room and look through his stuff
I see all of his green cum
such a deep green
like a swamp
this is my swamp now
I lick up all of the cum, and put some of it into my asshole and rub it on the tip of my dick
I hear murdoc scream in pain from down the hall
he's having another one of his colossal shits
I hear a splash and then a flush
he comes back
I hear his footsteps and decide it's too late to escape
I lay myself out on his bed
I strip myself of all my clothes
he comes in and sees me
immediately he takes off his clothes and gets on top of me
he sticks his cock into my mouth and forces it down my esophagus
I choke and wheeze but he still forces it
once he comes str8 into my stomach he pulls his cock out
then he uses his cum and my spit a lube and sticks his cock up my ass
oh how I've waited for this moment
he moans and sticks all of it in
all 3 feet of his long cock
suddenly Russell walks in
he tears off his clothes and sticks his butt onto my face and his anus onto my mouth
he farts.
long and hard
the air coming into my lungs and out my nose
then i hear the rumbling
coming from deep within his intestines
his diarrhea explodes into my mouth a he screams and moans at the same time
I squirm and cry but he won't stop
murdoc fucks my asshole hard and fast
while Russells explosive diarrhea floods the bed and comes out my nose
his huge cock... I see it
he takes his ass off of my mouth
and stuffs his long black dick into my mouth
it's a miracle I'm still alive
he fucks hy mouth and pulls out
his cum is like brown cottage cheese
it smells awful, almost like... a swamp.
Russell and murdoc get off of me
i spill all of murdocs cum from my asshole
they then both peel off their skin
onions have layers
I then see the ogre ears and huge green cocks
it's shrek... they're both shrek... I never thought I would see the day where I meet shrek... two shreks...
after that it was beautiful
they flooded me with their green fluids and flooded the bed and floor
noodle came in
"ぢすがすちんぐ！！" (disgusting) she grabs a bucket and fills it with the green muk on the floor
she leaves and closes the door
the shreks continue fucking my insides out
and cum one last time
I hear my body rip open
and I look down to see blood and cum coming out of my body
I begin to have immense pain
I die on that bed
the best day of my life