Summary: Kyuubi didn't attack Konoha because someone killed his mate or kit, he's a demon lord. He can do what ever the fuck he wants; he doesn't need a fucking explanation. Can pretty little innocent Naru-chan fall in love with a cold blooded murderer? Why am I asking such an obvious question?
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Yura-chan: Hiya!!! I'm baaaaaack!
Yuri-chan: GOD HELP US!
Yura-chan: pout I'm not THAT insane. By the way, YAOI TO THE WORLD!! dancing her little happy dance
Yuri-chan: Okay, who gave her sugar?! looks around accusingly
Yura chan: Hey! Sugar is my life! I can live on that and hot, smexy yaoi-sex alone!
Yuri-chan: Point. drool Hot, smexy yaoi-sex… drooool Ehm… Begin the story, and don't forget the disclaimer!
Yura-chan: Hai, hai. Oh, and a huge thank you to Pain au Chocolat for inspiration! Read her story 'Deep red', it's awesome!
Yuri-chan: By the way, if anyone want's to know, I'm the little voice inside Yura-chan's head.
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Disclaimer: I don't own NARUTO, if I did it would be nothing for children and all the guys would be jumping each other. Except Sasuke, he'll die a virgin and then he'll be tortured in hell by Sakura and both of them will live unhappily ever after!
Warnings: Yaoi, boyxboy, Shonen-ai, no likie, no readie! Lemons in the future (if I can write one without dieing from blood loss)!
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Kyuubi grumbled. He rested his big head on his front paws and glared at the gate in front of him. That stupid mortal had dared seal him, the King of Hell, in a useless human child! His tails twitched in annoyance.
"Stupid blond monkey sealing me in such a defenseless stupid blond mini-monkey…" Kyuubi muttered under his breath. He knew he was acting childish, but no-one was around to see him so it didn't really matter.
He had already stopped trying to break out, that dammed piece of paper was stronger than it looked. The big fox sighed, and then he grinned as he thought of something. Now that he was here he might as well try to make the most of it.
'Okey, I refuse to be stuck in an ugly and weak container, so I'll have to make sure my container is neither.' The red fox thought as he scanned the kids' genes. He did not like what he saw.
Kyuubi had an obsession with beauty, so he thought he'd make the brat he was stuck in beautiful. He also had an obsession with strength, but that didn't matter now, the kid was only one month old.
And so, he amused himself for a while by altering the genes of the defenseless, not-so-blond-anymore, mini-monkey.
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Sarutobi sighed in distress. Here he was, again, in the position he'd so gladly given up to Arashi-kun. And now he was buried in the paper-work-of-independent-doom. Again. How on earth Arashi-kun was finished before lunch everyday was, and would stay, a mystery to him. To escape every Kages' arch enemy he decided to go visit young Naruto.
He walked out of his office and went to the room just next to it.
The old man smiled down at the sleeping blond. He was such an angelic child. Quiet and very cute. But as the man watched, with wide disbelieving eyes, the appearance of little Naruto began to change.
His hair, that almost had to be considered a neon colure before, darkened and became light brown, with dark-blond highlights. His face changed and became more oval-shaped, his cheekbones higher, his nose transformed into a cute button nose, his lips became a tiny bit fuller and his eyes a bit bigger. The baby-boys lashes thickened, lengthened and darkened, his, a bit thick, fingers transformed into long and slender ones and even his neck lengthened.
The boys body didn't change that much, but Sarutobi assumed that it will not develop into what it should have been developing into.
The old man smiled again. He was certain this was the Kyuubis work, and he almost wanted to thank it. This would make it so much easier to keep the baby's parentage a secret.
The boy opened his big, sparkling blue eyes, and laughed as he saw the Sandime sand over him. And if Sarutobi didn't know better he would say this was a little, very beautiful, girl.
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Time skip; 8 years later
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"Oji-chan, oji-chan!" A young boy called as he dashed through the doors to Sarutobi's office. The old man looked up and smiled.
"Yes Naruto-kun? What is it?" he asked and put the pen away, secretly thanking whatever god was out there for the interruption. The boy eyes were almost shining with happiness and Sarutobi knew he'd never be able to deny Naruto whatever it was he'd ask for.
"I want to start the ninja academy!" Sarutobi smiled, he knew this day would come sooner or later. He looked at Naruto. The boy had grown to be more beautiful than most girls would never even hope to be. His silky, light-brown hair was tied in a high pony-tail and his whisker-marks on his cheeks made them seem even more defined than they already were. Anyone who didn't know him would say that Naruto was definitely, without a single doubt, a girl. Sarutobi sighed.
"Alright, Naruto-kun I'll enroll you into the academy." He said and began looking through the ridiculously high paper mountains.
"YAY!!" Naruto cheered and started jumping around. The Hokage smiled a bit and then concentrated fully on finding the paper he needed.
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Naruto was positively giddy and was bouncing of the walls. He'd get to enter the ninja academy! Then a Chunin ninja came in, and all happy feelings went out the window. The Chunin sneered at him and glared. Naruto backed into a corner of the room and tried to make himself as small as possible. The man put some more paper down on Sarutobi's desk.
"Honestly, Hokage-sama!" he said as said Hokage resurfaced with a paper in hand. "Why do continue to let the demon-brat," at that word he turned to glare at Naruto even more viciously than before, "come in here! You should just ki…" He didn't have the time to finish as he was thrown into the opposite wall hard enough to crack it.
"Say something like that one more time, and I'll personally rip your tongue out and feed it to you! Then perhaps you could spend some quality time with Ibiki!" The Hokage was leaking killer intent and the frightened Chunin picked himself of the floor and ran out.
Naruto looked at Sarutobi with something close to awe.
"Wow, oji-chan! That's so cool! Do you think I'll learn that when I'm a ninja? How did you do it? I never thought you were so strong!" Sandime smiled at the energetic brunette in front of him.
"Now, now, Naruto-kun. Calm down." Naruto took a deep breath and steeled down in one of the chairs in front of the desk, filled with paper.
"Ne, ne, when can I begin?" He asked and was obviously trying hard to sit still. The old man looked at the paper in his hand and started writing something on it. Then he looked up again.
"I'll take you there tomorrow, and introduce you to the class. Iruka-sensei has a free spot left in his class." Naruto looked up at the Hokage with his big, shining, blue eyes and smiled. He looked like an angel, Sarutobi thought. Then Naruto bounced out of the chair and ran out of his office.
'Oh well, back to work.' He sighed and looked at the piles and endless piles of paper. He started crying chibi tears and thought; 'Oh good Kami-sama, why me?'
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Naruto was skipping merrily along the main street of Konoha. He was very happy, and was showing it to everyone. The villagers sneered and yelled insults after him but he paid them no heed. One woman smiled a bit at him and he beamed at her, and everyone around her stared at the angelic creature. Some of them even had to rethink the idea of that beautiful boy being a demon. How can something so pure and innocent be evil?
When Naruto came home he immediately started to make himself some instant ramen. And while he ate he thought of how it was going to be in the first day of class. He smiled and fantasized about learning jutsus and how to control that blue and red thing that leaked out of him sometimes when he was angry.
When it was time for him to go to sleep he continued his fantasies of being Hokage as soon as he graduated in his dreams.
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Iruka took a deep breath and tried to calm himself. His class was a handful, and not only that, but all the girls were constantly fighting over Sasuke.
"OKEY BRATS!! SETTLE DOWN, NOW!!" He yelled, but they paid him no heed. He sighed and looked down on his desk in frustration. And then he saw the letter Hokage-sama had given him yesterday, and a light blubb went on in his head.
"What will the new kid think of this class when he sees it?" He said in normal conversation tone. And his class went completely silent. You could probably hear a pin drop. Iruka grinned, it worked!
Sakura, the pink-haired girl rose from her seat that she had just a moment ago tried to defend with her life, she sat next to Sasuke.
"What do you mean sensei?" she asked, sounding confused. Iruka grinned again.
"I mean, we have a new student today. And he's due in only a couple of minutes." And instantly everyone went back to their place. As if on cue there was a knock in the door. Iruka went to open it and his students leaned forward to get a better look.
"Welcome Hokage-sama!" he said and let the Hokage into the room. Sarutobi smiled and nodded in acknowledgement.
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Sasuke stared at the girl that followed Sarutobi into the room. Even if she was only eight she was one of the most beautiful girls he'd ever seen. Her clothes was a bit boyish, black long pants with many pockets, a tight green shirt and the standard black shinobi sandals, but they went perfectly with her flawless honey-colored skin and silky light-brown hair.
"I'm sorry Hokage-sama, but I was informed that she was a boy." Iruka said and looked at the Hokage. Sandime chuckled and looked at the girl, who looked like she was about to explode. No wonder, to be called a boy when you were so obviously a girl.
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'Oh no! Competition!' Sakura thought horrified. The girl was very beautiful, far prettier than even Ino. She glanced at Sasuke and saw how interested he looked. She gasped and looked back at the girl in the doorway. She had closed her eyes now, still looking pissed, and with the light that was flowing in the room through the big windows and hitting her face, she truly looked like an angel.
Then she opened her eyes that were so blue the sky looked like a mockery of their beauty and looked straight at Iruka-sensei.
"I am a boy."
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The class went completely silent again. They stared at the boy. Then a blond kunoichi said something.
"You're what?" she asked quite rudely. Naruto stared at her with a look in his eyes that clearly said; 'are you dumb?'
"I. Am. A. Boy." He said, and it sounded like he talked to a baby. This of course, made Ino very angry, she turned red in her face and was about to shout something at him, when the Hokage stepped in.
"Hello class. This is Uzumaki Naruto and he'll start the ninja academy today. Be nice to each other." He turned to look at Naruto while he said this, "Got that Naruto. Be nice." He said sternly.
"I'm always nice!" he said with big, innocent, honest eyes, that no-one believed.
Sarutobi looked at Naruto that so clearly said; 'you keep telling yourself that.' Naruto laughed a bit, his laughter was sharp, like shattered glass, but at the same time beautiful, like small bells ringing. The thought of every male, except Sarutobi, was along the lines of; 'Oh, my, god. He's so cute! I think I'm in love!' And yes, even Iruka-sensei. Though he tried to convince himself he was not, under any circumstances, a pedophile, he had a very hard time doing so.
"Ehem… Well then, Naruto-kun, please take a seat." Iruka said, almost stuttering, and still blushing furiously. Sandime saw his of course and chuckled in his head at the teacher as he went back to that deeded paper-work.
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Okey, probably not the best I've ever done, but it'll get better!! I hope… There will be yaoi in the next chapter, just so you know. And one more thing, I completely suck at updating. But I'm trying, I swear! Flames will be given to Gai and Lee.
Ja!