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Love Hina: Perverted Edition
Chapter one: The Introduction to the Cast
Author Notes: I want to give my thanks to Innortal for bringing this idea to my attention. I am also writing a story called Love Hina: The Next Generation which is a parody of Love Hina and Star Trek but in this one Keitaro is the pervert who along with his crew torment Naru constantly with acts of perversion and beatings. If you haven't read it, it is recommended if you want some laugh out loud humor ( actually most of my stories are classified as humor and for good reason. It is my speciality ( I guess) Well this story is just like Love Hina but with a twist. The twist you ask well Naru and Motoko were pervert bashers in the original story but in this story they are the perverts and proud of it. And guess who their victim is? If you guess Keitaro then you were right. In this first chapter I will give a rundown of the cast and how they have changed from the original story. I want to hear from all of you who read this so please review and give feedback and any ideas you may have so I can make this story the best it can be.
Keitaro Urashima
He is the co manger of the Hinata all girl dorm and is an innocent clean living man. Unfortunately he is extremely naive and stupid and the perverts in this dorm try every perverted trick they can think up and being naive and stupid they take advantage of this trait every which way they can. Since the hot springs are the only place that you can take a bath this is where they pull a lot of their perverted antics.
Kanako Urashima
She is a co manager of the Hinata all girl dorm and is well trained in hand to hand combat. Unlike Keitaro, she knows full well that Naru and Motoko are perverts and makes sure they get punished for every perverted act they try to pull on poor Keitaro. She would have thrown them out but the dorm is in serious need of money so she lets them stay but isn't afraid to give them her soon to be famous Kanako punch. You can't forget her cat Kuro who aids her in catching those perverts in the act so she can punish them. She is hot tempered and takes zero bullshit from the perverts. I wonder what this reminds you of?
Naru Narusewega
Top of her class and smartest girl in her school have made her quite popular. She spends most of her free time during school trying to pull her perverted acts for cheap thrills. While at home, she aims to get her fix by going after Keitaro. She can't stand Kanako at all. I wonder why?
Motoko Aoyama
A secret arts master in the gods cry school and the best in her schools kendo class have earned her respect in her school. Having and maintaining her sword collection requires a lot of money. She has earned the job of school guard and is supposed to catch anybody trying to pull a perverted act. Being a pervert herself, she doesn't care what they do but blackmails the people she catches for money. Her sister doesn't know about her perverted side but if she ever found out well she would surely lose everything but she is extremely cautious and even her sister is unaware of her dark side. At home, she teams up with Naru to get her fix of cheap thrills by pulling her perverted acts on Keitaro.
Shinobu Maehara
She is the resident cook and can turn just about anything into a delicious meal. She is a member of a swordsman ship class and is quite skilled. After someone tried to rob her of her money she decided that it would be best to have self defense skills. She is protective over her good friend Keitaro and will use her sword fighting techniques to deal out punishment to the perverts if they try anything funny. She is also quite hot tempered when she perceives someone's actions as hurtful towards her friend. She is the same age as Keitaro.
Mutsumi Otohime
She is a tenant at the Hinata Sou and is quite healthy and fakes her fainting spells and stupid act. Why you ask because she is also a pervert but there is one minor detail that makes her different from Motoko and Naru? She is a lesbian and therefore has no interest in Keitaro and her targets are Naru and Motoko. She is Keitaro's friend but nothing more. She always has a trick or two up her sleeve to get her fix. Since Kanako and Shinobu have no idea that she is a lesbian they assume that Naru and Motoko are defiling her and therefore must punish the perverts for their perverted way even when they are actually innocent. She seems to move so fast that she can pop up just about anywhere without anyone being the wiser for it. Tama her pet turtle is her friend and helps her
Kitsune Konno
She is a hard drinking party girl who is never far from a bottle of sake. Her sake costs a lot so she blackmails Motoko and Naru for money. She has some unflattering pictures that if given to Naru's parents or Motoko's sister they could spell doom to Naru and Motoko. Those two have paid for her pictures and destroyed them but she keeps coming back with more damaging photos.
Kaolla Su
Su is an inventor of sorts and is just as naive as Keitaro. She helps Naru and Motoko but she doesn't know what they do is perverted. One may wonder is she really naive or does she do what she does on purpose, hmm?