*DISCLAIMER: This was written for fun. It's not meant to offend anyone*
Negan paced through the half circle of people. He was almost done with his little game of "Eeny Meeny Miny Moe". He ended it with the bat pointed at Glenn. Maggie started hysterically crying. Negan grinned sickly as he raised his bat over the asian's head.
"Seriously?", Negan looked down to see Glenn glaring at him unamused. Everyone gasped. "You're gonna kill me? Right in front of my pregnant wife?", Glenn questioned. Negan had no clue how to answer him.
"Well, I mean we played "Eeny Meeny Miny Moe" and "Eeny Meeny Miny Moe" don't lie.", he replied scratching his head. Glenn glared at him.
"That's funny considering you played it out of order. If you would have done it correctly starting with Eugene, Abe would be the one with the bat over his head right now."
"Hey!", Abe called out. Negan kept grinning.
"Well I didn't start with Eugene did I? Ha!", he laughed. Glenn shook his head.
"Nope, and neither did you play fairly. Why don't you tell me why you wanna kill me, Negan?" Negan slowly raised his bat down.
"Well", he started "You attacked my feet like 4 minutes ago, is that a good enough reason?"
"Not really, i mean come on. You threaten to kill my wife. And you don't even have a scratch on you.", Glenn answered. Negan stopped and thought for a few minutes.
"Well, you have to pay because too many of my men are dead!", Negan protested.
"And they wouldn't be if The Hilltop hadn't ratted you out.", Glenn said expressionless.
"Dose it even matter? Look, your group killed them, so your group pays!", Negan yelled impatient.
"If you really want our group to pay then why don't you kill Rick? After all, he's our leader and without him we won't know what to do or where to go and we'll have no choice but to listen to you.", Glenn pointed out.
"Good point, but I wanna kill you so Rick fears me.", Negan whined. Glenn rolled his eyes.
"Okay woah, killing me is just gonna make a pregnant lady depressed, and I'm not even Rick's best friend. That would be Daryl. No one would really even care if I died except Maggie and possibly Aaron." Negan stomped his foot angrily.
"What if I wanna upset Maggie and possibly Aaron?!", He screamed.
"Rough day? I get it. My best friend is a 15 year old girl, all of my family and I laws are dead, and now I have a child on the way. Just because you didn't get your bagel this morning doesn't mean you have to viciously beat me to death for no good reason.", Glenn huffed. Negan threw his bat down.
"Screw this! Me and the team are going out for pizza! You just go on with your life, but trust me. I'll be back!", he screamed loading his crew in the RV. "Good day!". And with that Negan was gone.
The group was able to get Maggie to the hilltop safely. Rick, Abe, and Daryl didn't kill Glenn after he'd basically thrown them all under the bus. And as for Negan, he killed Dwight for bringing that satan spawn named Glenn to him.
THE END
(A/N) : Don't even try to tell me this sucked lol ;)