-Chapter 1-

"OK, look, Asriel, I understand we each have our differences." Sans said. "I understand that you resent me for marrying your mother, I get it, you'd rather have Jerry over me!"

He walked to the other side of the room. "But just GIVE me a chance, OK?
I just want the best for you, as a stepfather! No, as a friend!"

He kept pacing around, thinking what to say next. When he reached back to the other side of the room, he continued by saying, "I promise you, I can CHANGE."

"Do you think I'm a nerd? Tell me! Do you think I make too many puns? Tell me! Did I miss something that you wanted me to do? Tell me! Are you angry that you killed your own dad and you need to put your anger out on someone? Do it on me!"

He went over to the dummy and hugged it. "Look, I love you like my own son, and I PROMISE to take care of you, just open up!" Suddenly, Sans hears the door to his room open and sees Asriel with a towel wrapped around him, standing in the open door frame.

"Hey, have you seen my-" When he saw Sans holding the dummy with his clothes on it, he just stood there with a 'weirded out' face and just closed the door.

While leaving, Sans could hear Asriel mumbling the word "Weirdo..." Sans stood there, realizing the mistake he made by not being careful. Now Asriel thinks less about him then he already did.

Perfect, he angrily thought to himself, now he thinks LESS of me! Ever since he got married to Toriel six months ago, Asriel absolutely HATED him.

He's been trying to appeal to his needs, but whatever he seemed to do, he apparently failed in it somehow.

Toriel walked into the room with a few school books in hand and placed the books on the dresser next to her side of the bed.

She noticed that Sans looked depressed and started rubbing his back, and asked "What's wrong, dearie?"

"Well, other then the fact that Asriel HATES me even more, everthing is JUST dandy!" Sans said in a sadden tone.

Toriel pulled him into a hug and said "Here, I'll talk to Asriel later. Let's just go down and set-up the movie. The kids are getting ready now."

"OK, fine." After that, they both went downstairs to prepare the movie for the kids.

-In Azzy and Frisk's Room-

"Why can't he be normal for a day!" Asriel said, annoyed. Right when I think about liking him, he decides to do something that makes him look stupid!"

"Hey, Asriel, whay are you trying to make argument on your towel?" Frisk interuppted. Asriel looked down and realised that he only had a towel on.

"Whoops!" He said while blushing.

While changing, he continue by saying, "He's dumb, can't stop joking, and he CARES about me too much!"

Frisk was currently practicing his karate moves, and while delievering a powerful, saying "What can I say? He cares a skele-TON about us!"

Asriel groaned as he threw his pants on. "Not only that, he's can easily infect someone with his STUPID puns."

"C'mon, his puns are SANSational." Frisk said, while delivering one of his 'deadly' punches. Asriel ignored his pun and asked Frisk to throw his shirt over to him.

"Sure." He said. He did a backflip, kicking the shirt towards Asriel, and Asriel caught if perfectly, almost as if these two were perfectly sycronized. Of course, after living with each other for a couple of months, who wouldn't be?

"Basically, he sucks as a step-dad." Asriel says put on his star pajamas and Frisk said "OK, let's go downstairs now. Mom and Dad are putting on a movie for us to watch."

Asriel agreed and Frisk grabbed his hand and started going to the stairway.

"By the way, what movie are we watching?" Asriel asked Frisk as they walked downstairs. "I don't think they picked one yet. That's why I want to hurry!" He quickly said.

They hurried down the stairs to meet Toriel and Sans cuddling on the couch. Asriel cringed at it and clear his throat to get their attention.

That snapped them out of their cuddling mood and turned their attention to the kids. "Oh! You two are here…" Toriel said blushing.

Frisk look at Asriel and whispered "Why did you stop them?! I was enjoying that! They looked so happy…." Asriel rolled his eyes and pulled Frisk towards the couch and sat down.

"We're ready!" Frisk announced. Sans walked up to the table and laid out a line of DVDs from his hoodie. "You guys can pick the movie." He simply said.

Asriel wanted to watch 'Naruto', while Frisk wanted to watch 'WWE', for some reason. Sans was too depressed to pick a movie, and Toriel didn't care what they pick, as long as they spent time together.

"OK, my children, I guess this calls for a game of 'Rock-Paper-Scissors'!" Toriel said, looking at Sans for approval. "Yep, definitely…." He said depressingly.

After a game of 'Rock-Paper-Scissors', next thing they know, they're watch WWE…..? "Why did I have to lose….." Asriel asked to himself out loud.

Frisk was jumping about, pointing to the screen. "Did you see that backflip!? That was AMAZING!" He yelled loudly.

"Please quiet down, my child. We don't want to get kicked out of our house AGAIN." Toriel stated.

Earlier, a week ago, they had been forcibly kicked out of their house by Papyrus for a day, just for the fact that a screaming toy went off in the kids closet.

It was a sad day for the family, practically having to win Papyrus' favor to let them back in the house. The worst part was trying to cook the PERFECT spaghetti for him.

They shudder everytime they think about the moment. Everytime someone brings it up, they all go silent. It's just becomes awkard, so everyone goes out of their way not to mention it.

"OK children, me and Sans are going to bed. You can watch one more movie after this, then it's bed time." Toriel said in a sweet voice.

"Yes ma'm, we will!" They both answer at the same time.

-In Sans And Toriel's Room-

Toriel carried a sleeping Sans to bed, and it was pretty easy considering how light he was.

"Wow, look how lazy Sans is. Can't even carry himself to bed." Asriel angrily said. Frisk was too into the match, so he just said "Whatever, haters gonna hate."

Asriel sighed. "You REALLY need to stop watching those stupid kiddy promotions..." He said, continuing to watch the WWE match between John Cena and AJ styles.

-In Toriel's and Sans room-

Toriel laid Sans on the bed, tyring not to wake him up.

She slowly took his slippers off and took off his signature jacket and she put them both in the laundry. He always slept in his T-Shirt and shorts, so she just left them on.

After she got him undressed, she went into her bathroom and quicly changed into her pure purple pajamas.

When she got out from the bathroom, she noticed that Sans was reading a huge book.

She quietly went up to him and asked "What are you reading?" Without even looking up from his book, he said "How to be a good stepdad."

Toriel sighed. "You ARE a good stepfather." Toriel sat on the bed and said "It's just that ever since Asriel, or should I say FLOWEY killed his father, Asgore."

She looked at Flowey, the small, souless, golden flower, who was placed on the window sill. Flowey looked at Toriel and said "What are you looking at, fatty?"

Toriel turned back to Sans and said "Look, you shouldn't force this on him, OK?" Sans looked at his book thoughfully, and said "You're right, I'll just wait for it to happen."

"Well, I'm glad you made that choice!" Toriel leaned in and gave Sans a kiss. "Good night!"

After thatm she gently laid her head down on her pillow, falling asleep the minute she did.

This may come as a surprise, but Sans has insomia, and it's worse because he's thinking about something important, so when he laid his head on his pillow, he laid there, awake. "Heh, crap." He whispered to himself. "This is going to take a while…."

Well, that was the first chapter, capping at 1,372 words! I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, as this one was maily just a set-up chapter, going through the characters and their personalities.

Please review, no hate comments, and remember, stories are enjoyed BEST with food!

P.S. In case you're wondering, yes, this DOES take place during a post-neutral run, meaning that Undyne and Alpyhs are NOT dating yet!

Now, enjoy these bonuses, curtesy of me~

-Bonus 1-

"So, please, just tell me what you need!" Sans hugged the Asriel dummy as tight as he could. "What. The. Frisk. Is wrong with you Sans?!"

Sans looked at the dummy in surprise and said "You can talk!?"

Asriel stood there in the doorway, not believeing his eyes. "…..You're a idiot Sans, a idiot!" He said as walked.

"B-But, senpai, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!" Sans said in a screaming matter.

As Asriel walked by Toriel, he said "You REALLY need to dump that guy…."

-Bonus 2-

"What? WWE is cool!" Frisk exclaimed. "No, it isn't. Naruto is WAY better! Believe it (HEHEHEHEHE)!" Asriel said as he held up a copy of Naruto.

The moment Sans heard this, his eyes instantly opened and he said "WHAT!? No step-son of mine is going to be a weeb!"

Sans ran to Asriel and karate chopped the DVD. "What!? You idiot, why did you do that-"

Sans covered Asriel's mouth and said "NO! The weeb is getting to him! Maybe I can beat it out!"

Sans started punching Asriel as fast as he could. Toriel and Frisk watched in horror and did nothing to stop it.

"OK, I beat it out of him." Sans stated. Now, I WOULD tell you what the body looked like, but I'm trying to keep this K-T, OK? Trust me, it was BONE-ifying!

-Bonus 3-

"Please put the book down Sans. You need some sleep for tomorrow." Toriel quietly demanded him. "OK, sure." He said.

-5 Minutes Later-

"Sans! PUT. THE BOOK. DOWN!" She said in a angry tone. "NEVER!" He replied in a Peter Pan tone.