"George, eat your greens," The man with the yellow hat, or otherwise known as Ted, demanded as he shoved spinach into the monkey's face. George looked down at the vegetable in disgust, then looked up at Ted, "Ooo ooo aaa? (Are you fucking serious?)" The monkey asked sharply.
"Watch your fucking language and eat your damn greens," Ted responded back.
George pulled out an AK-47 and pointed it at Ted's face, "Ooo aaa ooo aaa aaa? (How about you eat my damn bullets, instead?)"
"Jokes on you, I eat bullets for breakfast," Ted deadpanned.
"Ooo ooo ooo. (Let's test out your theory, then.)"
George pulled the trigger and shot dozens of bullets that were meant to hit Ted. However, the man opened his mouth and consumed all of the bullets unharmed.
Sweat began to pour down the monkey's face as he tried to shoot Ted again, and once again, the man ate all of the bullets without getting injured.
"Ooo ooo, aaa aaa ooo, aaa aaa?! (How is this even possible?!)" George exclaimed.
"Well... I think it's time that I, told you the truth," Ted started, "You thought that I was the man with the yellow hat," he pulled off his face, which was actually a mask, and revealed his true self, "But it was me, DIO!"
Dio slammed a steamroller on George, killing him instantly.
"WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!"