Hello... the name is Lou. I got this story stuck in my head last night. I know, there is a lot of this kind of story out there but I don't plan to steal to those authors. I have my added touch to make it more distinct than them. If ever you think that I stole a specific ideas from them you should let me know. I will pull the chapter or something. Witty comments and come backs would helpful too -- I gonna add them in my story.

DISCLAIMER: Twilight ain't mine.

Chapter 1: Six of us

JPOV

Another Saturday was going to be wasted spend in this stupid detention. I could have been with Peter getting wasted by now.

I sighed and entered the government class. Being the troublemaker of Fork High, I had earned the reputation of being the Bad Boy. So there wasn't really nothing new when I spent my Saturday on detention… alone.

"Great…" An irritated scoff made me looked toward my pal for the whole day. Oh… just my dumb luck. It was the beauty queen of Forky, the one and only Ms. Rosalie 'Bimbo' Hale.

"Hey Ms. Beautiful. You're wearing an awful lot of clothes today, do you want me to help you take them off? We have the whole day to do some work out." I winked at her suggestively while licking my lips as I stared at her body. Getting laid was better than doing nothing for the whole day, even if it was coming from blonde over there.

"Not in a million years." Rosalie sneered, looking rather livid. I found myself smiling at her reaction.

"Whoa… I can feel the tension here. What did I miss?" Emmett asked me entering the room. "I miss a date with a twin blonde, so this better be good." Emmett said regretfully. I shook my head and pointedly looked at Rosalie.

Emmett and I was no buddy, but we talked nonetheless.

"Well… isn't this an interesting crowd we have here." Emmett stated.

I looked in the room and noticed for the first time that we weren't alone. Of course, Rose was there but she was ogling at the Mister Perfect. Edward Masen wasn't someone I would expect to see in the detention in Saturday. He was the typical guy that who was too good for everyone with a prefect grades, attendance, and athletic.

Edward was sitting at front opposite side from Miss Nerdy. Alice Brandon, the know at all and I am smarter than anyone here. Alice was the student who always compete in comes to academic, president of many clubs, and always bring pride to the small school of Forks High. With big nerdy glass, Alice was not your typical girl to get into trouble too.

Then, at the back was the loner. She wouldn't give anybody a time of the day and always lost in her own world. Bella Swan was staring at the space again. It was useless to speak to her because she never say more than a word or two.

"Yeah… this is an interesting crowd." I agreed at Emmett. I took a sit at front in middle of Edward and Alice, whom was sitting at the end of opposite sides. Emmett took a seat at the middle near Rosalie.

I dragged my chair near the teacher's desk and set my foot at top of it getting myself comfortable. I put both my hands at the back of my head leaning for support as I made my half laying down bed. Then, I closed my eyes waiting for the late teacher to supervise us.

Interesting day would be an understatement description of this Saturday detention.

Review would be good.

-lou