ello dear readers, this my darlings is writing in pore boredom! I as many other my age spend waaay to much time on a site called FACEBOOK! And well this is my take on telling a story from facebooks pov! I think it works well... It is a story so this isnt a one off.. this is simple, fun and easy to write and most importantly I enjoy it. All other stories are on hold until further notice.
I DO NOT OWN FACEBOOK, TWILIGHT OR JASPER (I WISH I DID THO!)
PLEASE ENJOY KIDDOS
Once upon facebook
Chapter one
Alice Cullen is now in an open relationship with Bella Swan
Jasper hale likes this and 6 others
Michael 'stud' Newton how open is open? ;)
Jasper Hale keep dreaming Newton!
Edward Cullen Keep dreaming Jazz.
Bella Swan is debating on what to make tonight (33 mins ago)
whats on your mind?
Emmett Swan whats cooking good looking?
Alice Cullen likes this Edward Cullen likes this
Bella Swan Spagetti
Emmett Swan hurry up then sis! Im so hungry I could eat a bear!
Michael Newton can I have some?
Bella Swan no.
Rosalie Hale is now single
Emmett Swan likes this and 12 others
Emmett Swan He was never good enough for you anyway Rosie
Edward Cullen Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow,That I shall say good night till it be morrow (5 mins ago)
whats on your mind?
Jasper Hale Dude what time you heading home tomorrow?
Edward Cullen About 7ish wanna be back in Forks by 10 need some mommy style breakfast
Jasper Hale Can I hitch a lift?
Edward Cullen How come, don't you have classes nect week?
Jasper Hale Rose just phoned Grammy Hale isn't doing too good and screw classes home to fork!
Edward Cullen I hope she gets well, yeah kay no probs. Im off to bed G'night.
Jasper Hale thanks night.
Emmett Swan you two are complete douchebags, you live together so why have the convo online? Guess college turns you crazy
Jasper Hale you didnt go to college so whats your excuse?
Esme Cullen is happy all her babies are all under one roof again
Carlisle Cullen likes this and 3 others
Alice Cullen I love you mommy
Edward Cullen I love you more mommy
Emmett Swan I love you the mostest mommy Esme
Bella Swan I love you Esme
Jasper Hale love too Esme
Rosalie Hale love you Esme!
Esme Cullen I love you all too!
Carlisle Cullen What about me?
Esme Cullen and you too x
Bella Swan is about to be dragged shopping "/
Alice Cullen likes this
Rosalie Hale RIP GRAMS
Jasper Hale likes this and 16 others
Emmett Swan I'm here if you wanna talk
Rosalie Hale Thanks Em
Edward Cullenloves homemade cooking (yesterdat at 21:09)
whats on your mind?
Tanya Denali hearts to you
Tanya Denali likes this
Rosalie Hale *cringe*
Alice Cullen he just doesnt notice.
James Reed likes this
Bella Swan he does.
Jessica Standleywho?Does little Alice have a crush?
Edward Cullen I hope he doesnt. As youre older brother Id have scare all boys away!
Emmett Swan nachos nachos man I wanna eat a nachos man! (3 mins ago)
Whats on your mind?
Rosalie Hale You wanna go get some pizza? I need to get out of this house!
Emmett Swan Im already on my way!
Carlisle Cullen its slow day today the hospital... via facebook iphone
Jasper Hale I do notice.
Bella Swan likes this
Edward Cullen does want to go back to seattle just yet
Esme Cullen likes this.
Tanya Denali baby Im missing you.
Jasper Hale hates funerals
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Bella Swan is now friends with Jacob Black
Jacob Black hates cats (45 mins ago)
whats on your mind?
Bella Swan wayhay Jake finally got yourself a facebook account, bout time kiddo
Jacob Black Yeah well its a great way to me chicks ;)
Jasper Hale has no idea what to say, what will she say?
Alice Cullen she'll say yes.
Bella Swan is now single
Edward Cullen likes this
Micheal Newton; )
Alice Cullen is now in a relationship with Jasper Hale
Bella Swan likes this and 12 others
Rosalie Hale about time
Alice Cullen he was just late asking
Jasper Hale Sorry ma'am
Edward Cullen Jazz we need 'the talk'
Jasper Hale damn...
Edward Cullen is back in good ol' seattle *sigh*
Tanya Denali likes this
Bella Swan missing us yet then?
Edward Cullen I always miss you
Bella Swan I miss you too.
Tanya Denali Well hes got his girlfriend to keep him company.
Jasper Hale 'the talk' went Eddie boy!
Carlisle Cullen likes this, Esme Cullen likes this
Edward Cullen is now single
Alice Cullen likes this and 17 others
Jessica Standley Aww Edward hope your ok
Lauren Mallory Im always here for you :)
Kate Denali you dick hope your happy my sister is heartbroken
Rosalie Hale wow you finally saw sense!
Kate Denali And whats that suppose to mean? Hes lucky my sister gave him her time!
Rosalie Hale Yeah and from what I hear she gives most the campus of UW most her "time".
Emmett Swan wishes that Bella Swan would hurry up in the damn bathroom
Jacob Black likes this
Alice Cullen leave the girl alone!
Jasper Hale misses his girl
Alice Cullen likes this
Alice Cullen Only 2 more days til I see you
Jasper Hale 2 days too long!
Emmett Swan pussy whipped
Jasper Hale jealous?
Bella Swan too much damn homework! Cant wait for graduation! (23 mins ago)
whats on your mind?
Jacob Black Hey Bell's you wanna go see that new action film with me, like on a date?
Bella Swan Sorry Jake I can't it's just I dont see you that way, im sorry.
Jacob Black How do you know if you wont give me a chance?
Edward Cullen She said No, Jacob take that for your answer and go away.
Jacob Black who the hell are you? youre not her boyfriend back off.
Bella Swan Jacob I said no. Leave it there.
Emmett Swan oooh burn Jakey Dawg!
Charlie Swan is one hip mofo rawrr
Emmett Cullen likes this, Billy Black likes this
Bella Swan Emmett hacking onto dads account is a criminal offence and being thats hes cheif of police youre screwed. Dumbass.
Edward Cullen needs a date...
Jessica Standley likes this and 23 others
Jessica Standley Im free Edward :)
Tanya Denali haha
Lauren Mallory Where? When? Im there ;)
Bree Tanner I'll date you :p
Jane Volturi Im your girl Edward!
Charlie Swan oooh pick me Eddie!
Edward Cullen Sorry ladies and Emmett but I already have someone in mind, just need to ask her.. hmmm
Alice Cullen Grow a pair you moron, you two are meant for each other!
Esme Cullen thinks shes needs to teach Alice Cullen some volume control!
Edward Cullen likes this, Carlisle Cullen likes this
Charlie Swan thinks that his sons car keys have decided to disappear...
Bella Swan likes this
Emmett Swan WHAT?
Charlie Swan hack onto my account again and sent crude messages to Sue Clearwater and you'll lose your cards aswell as your car!
Bella Swan has a date to get to :)
Esme Cullen likes this and 3 others
Rosalie Hale is making cupcakes :) (9 mins ago)
whats on your mind?
Emmett Swan want to head to blockbuster grab a film?
Rosalie Hale I'd love to :)
Alice Cullen is loving the amount of shopping I can do in seattle! also I love you Jazz
Rosalie Hale likes this
Jasper Hale I love you too
Bella Swan is now in a relationship with Edward Cullen
Edward Cullen likes this and 13 others
Esme Cullen Im so happy for you both and about time may I add!
Emmett Cullen I think a 'Talk' is coming between me and you Eddie boy!
Edward Cullen *gulp*
Alice Cullen can't wait for graduation! only 3 more days!
Bella Swan likes this, Rosalie Hale likes this
Esme Cullen Im so proud and sad, awh my baby's all grown up!
Bella Swan, Emmett Swan, Edward Cullen, Alice Cullen, Charlie Swan, Esme Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, Rosalie Hale and Jasper Hale are now friends with Reene Dwyer
Reene Dwyer I fell so cool now! Look Bella Im doing it!
Bella Swan likes this and 8 others
Emmett Swan you go mommy!
Edward Cullen cant believe that my first year at college is almost over
Jasper Hale likes this
Bella Swan next years going to be better
Edward Cullen well of course my beautiful girlfriend will be on campus with me :D
Alice Cullen as will your beautiful sister
Rosalie Hale I'll miss you guys :(
Emmett Swan You got me Rose :)
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