HAAH!! My first fic. I had to do the entire thing in E-mail, lol. Had fun though. Anyway, the summary.

Naruto, Sealed Container of the Kyuubi; Gaara, Sealed Container of the Shukaku; Haku, Sealed Container of the Five-tailed Ice Dragon. They've had enough. So, a week after rescuing Sasuke, they tear a hole in space and time and arrive in Konoha Academy for the Arts, where they meet Riku, and Yuki. Two years later, a Nin-Dog finds them and, using a Summoning Scroll, sends them all back- including the two girls. But they're not giving up that easily.

Those left behind don't plan to, either.

Pairings: NejiGaa, SasuNaru, ZabuHaku, anything else I feel like. Rated for VIA, Violence In Advance. Maybe lemon in future. Also, I'm new to posting Fan-fics, so Reviews accepted, flames too, if they aren't just, "YOU SUCK. GO JUMP IN A PIT OF RABID MONKEYS." Constructive criticism, peoples!

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BOOM!!!

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Naruto Uzumaki stretched his hands high above his head, and, if he had been a foot or two taller (he was more than a little on the short side), he wouldve nearly touched the ceiling. His bag shifted slightly on his back. Naruto was short, with flaming golden hair and tanned skin. His leather pants hung low on his hips and the chains that decorated them clinked and sparkled in the afternoon light. A black T stopped just so that it left a good amount of skin between pants and shirt-line and wrist to elbow was covered completely in assorted bracelets and wristbands. An old necklace with a blue stone set into it hung on his neck (remind you of anything?... +Cough Hokage Tsunade Cough+).

On his right, Haku rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. His black coat, tight at the top to fan out around his legs, made a small woosh as they rounded a corner, and his heeled boots clacked on the tiled ground. A long-sleeved white shirt, sliding off one shoulder, only emphasized his feminism. An earring, silver with a black gem embedded in it curled around his ear, going through the flesh to come out again and repeat. If you looked closer, it was fashioned to be a dragon with 5 tails, the black stone nestled between them.

And last, but certainly not least, Gaara. Blood-red hair and a tattoo to match ('Ai', if I remember correctly), the colour was again featured on his oddly long nails (more like claws, if you asked Naruto) and in the stone set into his black leather choker. Just beneath the stone, an inch of chain hung from the choker to support an odd, pear-shaped thing about one centimeter long, and a small amount of what seemed to be sand was contained in it. He wore a leather vest with a collar and chained black jeans, and a pair of knee-high boots, but they were hidden under the jeans.

Suddenly, laughter was heard behind them. They turned quickly to see none other than Riku, the source of the laughter and their friend. "You guys look... SO serious... when you walk like that... It's funny... I constantly expect you to pull out guns... and shout... FBI! On the ground!" Naruto, at the sudden mental image of all that, bust into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Haku snickered and Gaara rolled his eyes. Close as he got to laughter. EVER.

"Well, that is... vaguely amusing." Yuki, another of their friends, drifted silently into view. She reminded everyone immediately of a ghost. Pale, powdery skin, silver hair that as waist length and floated around her figure as if submerged in water(totally natural), grey eyes, she had a habit of wearing drifty, light clothing so even when there was no wind, it floated around her. Today she donned a white silk shirt with long sleeves, and the cuffs widened exceptionally so that they were a foot or two to wide and hid her hands. A pale pair of lavender flared pants, and soft white ankle boots that made no noise. Completely devoted to her music, she carried her violin always.

The five of them went to one 'Konoha Academy of The Arts', and as such, all had artistic talent. Gaara painted; Haku sculptured ice; Naruto loved his flute; Riku was a writer of songs and of books, musical scores included.

"So, everybody, guess what, guess what!" Riku looked at them all with shining eyes, begging them to reply. Naruto caught on to the excitement and began to jump up and down, eyes indirectly fighting (and winning) Riku's for "Most Blinding Light to Come From Someone's Eyes of the Year Award".

"Well," she began, despite her loss eyes still shining, "We have a camp to-"

She was cut off by the sounds of screams and the sight of an enormous bulldog with a blue vest and a spiked collar charging towards them, scroll in jaw.

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The bulldog was, for lack of a better word, big. At least the size of a small to medium sized car, his paws were the size of wheels and his head the size of an average T.V., or maybe a computer screen. The scroll in its mouth was covered in lists of kanji and other such things.

Naruto and Co. froze at the sight of the dog. Wasn't that...?

The scroll flew from the dogs mouth, wrapped itself tightly around the five and held the there. The large, brown dog poofed out of existence, confirming three of the fives guess and making the forth scream. One just stood, eyes widened, hoping for the best for her ever-present violin. They, too, poofed from apparent existence.

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"Oof!" The wind was knocked out of Naruto as he hit the hard rock of the cave. The spent Summoning Scroll lay, open, on the ground, Gaara crouched over it. Haku strode up to where he was.

"So, does it say anything in the way of who Summoned us, where we are, why no-one's here?" He crouched next to the other boy, who, in turn, looked up at him.

"Well, the dog was one of Kakashi's. I can tell from this they were meant for us to be sent to Hokage tower, but due to it being through worlds, they would've missed their mark, and due to having an extra two people, it would've been Southwards, so we are probably in Hokage Mountain, one of the abandoned tunnels I s'pose.".

Naruto's eyes widened and he fell to his knees, then onto all fours. his fingers dug into the small stones and pebbles littered on the cold ground. "So, you mean to say... You mean to say that after all we've done... All we've been through... THEY BROUGHT US BACK?!?! BACK TO THE TORTURE, AND THE PAIN, AND ALL OF IT?!?!" The last part was a scream, and brought everyone's attention to him, and he noticed dimly that the two girls were awake, Riku on her butt, legs out oddly and Yuki perched calmly on a rock. How she remained calm, we will never know.

"I think," Yuki said, her voice even, "Naruto will not help much by screaming."

Oddly enough, this calmed him vaguely. He staid there on hands and knees, panting.

"I also think that they, whoever they are, will realize their mistake and come looking for you."

How she knew this, we will also never know.

"Yuki's right, peoples," warned Haku, "I hear 'em. You're right, Kakashi's there, leading an ANBU squad."

"So there's only one squad?" Naruto looked up to Haku, slowly standing.

"No. There's at least... Oh dear God, they've sent over 20 squads."

Naruto swore, and not to quietly either.

"We have to go. Right now."

"No shit, Sherlock."

"Riku, get on Naruto's back. Yuki, on Haku. You guys go while I eliminate proof of our being here. Go!"

The two boys sprang from the ground and ran upside down to avoid leaving tracks. Gaara set to burning the summons scroll and shifting the rocks back into place with sand. When the first ANBU team arrived, the only sign they had ever been there was a small pendant; a locket.

A picture slipped out; Gaara, pouting slightly, and a pair of arms wrapped around him from behind. Hyuuga Neji's smirking face was, astoundingly, graced with a godly half-smile that just emphasized his beauty.

Tears slid down Neji's face as he realized; Gaara and Co. had been there. Because he gave Gaara the locket.

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