7:00
Created universe. Enjoyed self. Must remember to do it again some time.
7:05
Universe is slightly dull, so I created some big balls of matter. It's still not very interesting, all they do is circle around each other. Going to try and create something that will move less predictably.
7:15
Created animals and plants. So far, dogs are the most interesting, because they go crazy for no apparent reason. Note: Giving dogs tails -- very good idea, entertaining to watch them chase it.
7:20
Got bored again, creating man who looks like me -- except less studly.
7:20
Tired of creating things, going to take a nap.
7:30
Man has figured out how to stand up. Isn't that cute?
7:45
Man has discovered (and caught himself) on fire. This might not have been a good idea.
8:00
I'm tired of constantly watching Man, so I made Woman. She should keep him out of trouble. Oh wait! No! Stop! . . . . . Never mind.
8:15
Cane and Able -- such sad boys.
8:30
Man can get awfully irritating. Decided to create a man to lead my people out of Egypt. Might take a while.
Much later o'clock
Fell asleep for longer than I meant to. They're calling it the Dark Ages. Oops?