"You realize why he gave you that, right?" Asked Tails to Knuckles after only giving Knuckles $3 when Knuckles traded in his Gaming consoles, including the newest ones.
"Man Sonic is still a fucking fuck nerd, it's awful. How did he wind up working for Gamestop anyway it's gay and they actually sucked all 3 of my dicks, it was kinda nice for a discount." Knuckles tucked in his dick which protruded from his hands, it was his main source of power. Knuckles walked away with his Xbox One as well, since Sonic managed to convince him that having a home cash register was easier to handle than going out.
"Tails you forgot your wallet in Gamestop." Tails' balls dropped to the ground and it was the most painful thing he had experience in awhile, and fell to the ground crying and in pain like a gay. Knuckles saw when he passed Tails that he had a butterfly tattoo right above his ass, it was in weeaboo blue. Knuckles knew he would have to be the one to get the wallet back and settle the score with Sonic for the mere $3 he received.
When Knuckles walked back in it was a little different then when they ewere there five minutes ago. It was red and orange and yellow. Flames engulfed every gay man gaming man you have ever seen in your life. Demons poked each others' urethras in joy of someone was gonna piss barbecue juices everywhere and wore black shirts with name tags. It was basically hell.
"You weren't supposed to see this." Said Sonic. Knuckles couldn't believe it, Sonic had sold his soul to the Gamestop Devil to become even faster than previously possible. Some goon came running into the store and blew someone in their vagina until they died and stole a copy of Grand Theft Auto 3. Knuckles couldn't believe his friend had stooped this low and had to kill him cause he was devil antichrist who couldn't get thereapy.
Knuckles called for the assistance of Kobe Bryant. Sonic wasn't paying attention because he was thinking about how cool the days of the week were. Kobe Bryant who threw a basketball at a loli who crushed Sonic's dick with the Blue Balled Basketball. "You called and got balled." Knuckles walked forward to the counter that was now just a dresser riddled with nails that may give you tetanus, maybe, it looked dirty. Rustling was heard in the background and Sonic was still alive.
Sonic began to transform into a dragon but when the wings came out Sonic fell to the ground even more gayly than Tails did because the wings tore his back open and messed his spinal cord up. Knuckled then dipped. But it was too late, by the time Knuckles got back Tails' balls had melded to the ground and Tails had melted from the Winter heat. Knuckles ran away with the wallet where Sonic had put the money from the consoles and went to go to Cedar Point for good fun rides, but he wasn't ready when he saw none other than the criminal of the Leaf Hidden Village of the Forest, Eustace Bagge.