Clichéd
Summary: a hundred…and one Spirited Away clichés. Haku turns human…Haku comes to the human world…Sen Dies…random mysterious girl turns up and hypnotises Haku…you name it and you get it. R&R Sorry if I missed one. XD
I
10 years after the departure of Sen from the spirit world…
"And off I trench into The-Human-World!" Haku declares to his not-so-shocked members of the bath house.
As usual, the women stare and gasp at the news while the frog-like beings groan and snort. Haku had though his declaration would have more of an impact. Oh well, Operation Chihiro always comes first!
Of course…there would always have to be the issue with his name. What was it again? Oh of course, the name all fanfiction authors hate writing out because it is just so damn long.
Nigijhami (insert middle name) Kohaku. Haku repeated it several times under his breathe.
And of course, Yubaaba will just let him slip away straight under his nose. And being the over-passionate, warm being he is, of course gaining Chihiro's love is the first thing on his mind!
Even though during the whole of Miyazaki's film, he was simply a dragon/servant boy who barely displayed more than three types of emotions upon his cold face. Very emotional and passionate indeed.
Well enough drabbling, Haku thinks to himself, its time to enter the tunnel…
II
Enter Haku's new girlfriend: a swift mirror image of the infamous Chihiro. She was all but just another human girl, who randomly and aimlessly trenched into the realms of the Spirited World and for some odd reason got a job at the bath house! Coincidence much?
Enter Kohaku who has a name that's too long to remember: dragon boy number one; a cold being who shows no emotions unless around a certain human girl…that is no longer Chihiro. He wants to free himself from the contract by Yubaaba but for some strange, alienated reason, he still can't go even though Chihiro gave him his full nae.
Enter Chihiro: brown haired girl whose was formerly stuck up and a stubborn mule. Somehow throughout stories like this, she will change into a loving child in an instant.
Will this become…a love triangle? And who will get Kohaku?
III
Chihiro felt a strange sensation in her body tingling, her very insides squirming. Oh, what's this! She's DEAD of course! More often than out in these drabbles/stories, she dies; free to go to the spirit world. So she begins with a single step that will lead her to Kohaku. Through the tunnel; into the bath house. Forget about all the hectic events and running through the town – she comes DIRECTLY to the bath house every time! Yubaaba welcomes her with open arms (yes, she's suddenly nice…maybe she's taken therapy?) and she meets Kohaku, who is no different from the last time Chihiro has seen him. They embrace…and time pasts by like lightning…
Chihiro hasn't forgotten her true name in nineteen years. All is well.
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If you don't get where the last line came from…I strongly suggest you go read some Harry Potter XD
Finished: 24/8/07