The Twelve Days of Christmas and more!

by Electric Fire

Christmas isn't for a few more months, but we love carols--especially the LotR versions! Songs included: 12 Days of Christmas, Elrond got Run Over by a Reindeer, Gandalf Grey is Coming to Town, Gimli the Red Nosed Ax Dwarf, Pippin the Hobbit and more!

1. 12 Days of Christmas

The Twelve Days of Christmas--LotR Style!!!

Yay! My first Lord of the Rings Fic, and could it get any lamer?

NO!!!

Here is it (don't kill me, my little brother helped me write it.)

Disclaimer: On the first day of christmas, no matter how I wish, it doesn' belong to me!

On the twelvth day of christmas, my hobbit (Pippin) gave to me....

12 Elven Arrows

11 Ents

10 Rohirrim

9 Rings for Men

8 Gollums biting

7 Rings for Dwarves

6 Orcs a-fighting

5 GOLDEN MALLORN LEAVES

4 Nazgul on Dragons

3 Rings for Elves

2 weary hobbits

and Frodo and the One Ring!

(for best effect always say ding after each verse!)

Does anyone get the 'two weary hobbits' ?? I hope so...

Later days!

Elf