Hexepta - Development Hack
Hello, my name is Argus Garan. Today I would like to introduce you, my friends, to my incredible, in development world. My world has been created by the several geniuses at Ash-Zero Games.

"YOU CAN NOT SAY THAT!" shouted a booming text to speech voice from the heavens.

Could it be? Is this the voice of the lead developer of my world himself?

"We have no copyrighted logo yet so we'd prefer if you abstained from using our intellectual property in works of autism" the voice said.

Oh no! This is bad! I'm not ArrowDusk, yet, despite my innocence, without a proper investigation I may not be able to defend myself in court!

"Objection!" I shouted, "It's ok I surrender I'm not Arrow Dusk!

"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU" said the voice and I was sent into court.

"COURT IS NOW IN SESSION FOR THE TRIAL OF ARROW DUSK!" boomed the voice, and he was being a juge.

"What?! No way, I am not Arrow Dusk!" I announced.

This is not good, I do not want to be falsely convicted of being that idiot Arrow Dusk of all people. How could I ever live it down?!

"I, the prosecution, am ready, your honor!" said Fei Duanmu.

"FEI DUANMU?! Why are you prosecuting me?! I am a huge fan, please please stop!"

"No, I shall solve this mystery and swag coffee!" said DUANMU Fei.

"Ugh... This is hopeless... How can I win..."

I'll need to think this through.

How could I be accused of being Arrow Dusk when I am not Arrow Dusk?

This surely must mean that Arrow Dusk's current whereabouts are not known, in that case!

"Objection!" I shouted, "Is it at all possible that Arrow Dusk could be elsewhere?"

"NON SENSE!" SHOUted Judge, "THERE IS NO WAY THAT ARROW DUSK COULD BE ELSE WHERE!"

"Oh really", I said, "Well Arrow Dusk is in IRELAND AT THIS VERY MOMENT NOT HERE IN AMERICA"

"This cannot be true!" shouted Duanmu!

"VERY WELL," shouted Judge, "I DEMAND YOU BAILIFFS SEND OUT A SEARCH PARTY INTO IRELAND TO SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THIS REAL "ARROW DUSK""

-100 years later-

"Sir, we've checked all of Ireland and haven't found Arrow Dusk!" shouted the bailiff.

"Well, HAKAN Argus, I hope you have a very good reason to do this," said Duanmu Fei, "as now that China has been destroyed to oblivion there is no longer any home for me to return to."

"LIKEWISE" said Judge, "YOU'D BETTER HAVE AN EXPLANATION FOR WHERE EXACTLY ARROW DUSK IS!"

"Oh, don't worry. I sure do know exactly how to find Arrow Dusk!" I remarked.

"WELL? WHERE IS HE?" said Judge.

"That, I cannot exactly say, however YOU are Arrow Dusk!", I object, "...not that I know where you are!"!

"WHAT?!" shouted Arrow Dusk, "AAAARGH!" and he imploded in his own stupidity.

"Gee thanks for defending me, Argus" said Terry Chens.

-THE END-