Well, hello there, Bella Cullen. Prepare to die!
I stormed into the Crypt, following my nose and memory to where the bitch was. Mind-Raping Leech and Can't-Find-A-Tanning-Bed Barbie were immediately in my way. I snarled a warning at them. I was pissed; MRL frowned, trying to figure out where my thoughts were going.
"I need to talk to Bella-Who-" I cut the word 'whore' short, because there was no way I would be let in if I called her that. I pushed my way past the two leeches, wrinkling my nose in distaste. "Alone," I added.
Eddy and Blondie growled in unison, both protective over the skank. I could picture what she was going through when she was switching between Ice King and Jake.
"Oh, Jacob, I love you. I can totally see our future together!" *giggle**kiss kiss*
"Wait, here comes my Mind Rapist. Never mind, I'd rather be eternally beautiful and frozen forever at eighteen. I don't love you." *frozen kiss from Block Of Ice*
"Oh, merde! Vamp is gone! Jacob, save me from physically collapsing in on myself because emotional stress is way too much for me to handle. Heaven forbid I actually have a life outside of Edward!" *sob sob*
Did she have any idea how much this hurt Jacob? Any idea?! I pushed past the two bloodsuckers in my way.
"Let her, Edward, Rosalie. I want to talk to her." Wait, what? She wanted to talk to me? God, this girl was more of an idiot than I thought.
Edward (Mind Rapist) and Rosalie (Barbie) growled in disbelief. It was scary how protective they were over such a slut.
"I want to." Bella said, her lip curling slightly. Edward snarled again, but left. If his precious Bella wanted it, it must not be bad. Rosalie stood in the doorway, unsure, until Leech Lover shakily pointed to the door. "Please, Rose." With that, Blondie was gone.
Parasitic Paramour raised one thin eyebrow in impatience at me. Oh, like she was allowed to have attitude with me.
"So, Bella," I sneered her name. "You like having Jacob around?" She nodded, so I plowed on. "Well, you shouldn't. Do you have any fucking idea how much this is killing him? Do you know how much pain you picking Mind Rapist put Jake through? I have to see his pain every single day, and believe me. His head is not like your little butterfly world of sparkle-pire pixies. No, there's actual emotion there. He loves you, Bella, though for the life of me, I can't see why. Your boobs are small, you're a Plain Jane."
Her face crumpled up; oh, I had hurt her feelings? Well, too bad! This was my Alpha we were talking about.
"You're hurting him, leech lover. You're putting him in pain! He deserves so much better than some skank who is so selfish that she can't just leave him alone." Bella's lower lip trembled. Sweet. She was gonna cry.
"What I don't get, though, is why he feels this need to be around you. You're a selfish, slutty, annoying, whiny little bitch. And that's saying something if it's me saying it. So, listen to me. Get. Over. Jacob. Fucking. Black. You. Whore!" I was yelling by the time I was done, and I'm fairly sure Seth could hear me outside. Edward and Rosalie were in the room immediately.
Now…how to end this little session? Oh! I did a 180 and walked out of the room, with a quick, "It was fun talking to you, Bella. We should do it again sometime!" and a giggle.
I smiled in satisfaction as I heard sobs from the room. I exited the mansion with an air of superiority and knew, deep down, that I had done the right thing. For once.