TV Dreams
By: HarukaNicole and HotaruEmily


Author's Note: In case it makes any difference to you, our favorite characters are Haruka and Hotaru (in case you were too stupid to look at our psuedoyms) This story is stupid, and if you're reading it, you're an idiot-it's only a papagraph long! This is the first thing we ever wrote, and we did not revise, or proofread. Rated PG for strange cat stuff and mention of Upchuck. If you do not know who he is, and you are American you either need to get cable, or need to watch MTV more often.

One day, Luna walked down the street. She had decided she was gong to walk down the street with no clothes on so Artemis could see her naked. She was going to the store so she could get Usagi a dress and acne wipes. Then, Artemis felt playful because he had been drinking Pepsi One and listening to disco music. So, he jumped on Luna and they rolled on the ground while thinking about Chicken McNuggets and the 8 lb. Oreck X-L. While they were there, a nutty professor outside his mansion in his underwear. But, every dog has it's day. "What's oop, doge?" asked Upchuck as he hit on women.

THE END

Did you enjoy it? Why? If you didn't don't bother us! If you want to e-mail someone about it, start with this one girl, Gltrgrl72@aol.com She wants you to e-mail her! Go ahead! Pr maybe you'd like to use the other e-mail address we are providing, smurfbs11@aol.com Either one is fine.

Disclaimer: We don't own Sailor Moon. Naoko Takeuchi does, as well as some big companies, but not us. Don't sue, we aren't making money (just enemies) and if you think this was stupid, too bad. We told you.