Alrighty, my first fanfic ever, I do hope it's not gonna suck!
First of the disclaimer: I've been reading fanfics for 5 years and this
question still bugs me.
Why do we need disclaimers? Really, who would think that a dumber than
average, Swedish, farmer boy like me would own stuff like advance wars or
resident evil? Anyway, I don't.
This is my Advance wars/Resident evil crossover. Read on CO's!
Victory march: Hey bro, you writing a fanfic?
Muk master: Yup!
Victory march: Cool!
Chapter 1: Outbreak
Wars world is a big place with many different countries. The grand and glorious plains of Orange star with its cheerful and happy people! The proud, cold, forest lands of Blue moon which has suffered much harshness but still stands so strong! The mighty, warm, beautiful islands and mountains of Yellow comet that always puts the well being of their civilians in first hand! And of course the rich and prosperous lands of Green earth whom you can always trust to back you up when trouble shows its ugly face! But there is one country that's not so peaceful and friendly!
Black hole is a slowly decaying, war crazy, dark land that probably gave this world its name since they somehow seem to be the cause of every war ever to shake the continents. They were once led by the immensely powerful and evil alien lord Sturm, but some time ago Sturm lost a great war against all the other countries and was in the end betrayed and killed by his closest henchmen Hawke, who now has the Black hole army at his command.
At this very moment, things are happening in the Black hole citadel where Hawke and his generals Flak, Lash and Adder have taken refuge.
"May I ask you why you're experiments are taking such time Lash?" Hawke asked with a frown. He knew Lash was currently working with something big that would probably change the history of Wars world, and he was getting quite impatient with the seemingly endless wait for results.
Lash was currently looking at some results she printed from an early experiment on the subject. They were in a big lab-like room with great tubes filled with green liquid stored up around the walls.
"Sorry Hawke, it's just that...! I've never worked with bio-weapons before. This is all so new to me."
"I never did catch were you got this idea from in the first place."
Lash turned around with an impish smile. "Oh, that! Well some loser company from Blue moon called Umbrella originally came up with the whole idea. But when they told the bearded old geezer who runs that dry, old heap-of-dirt-slash-nation he became furious. Apparently he considered bio-weapons to be a sick, twisted method of war that should never be used; he would make sure of it!"
Hawke turned his gaze to the tubes around the room. "My guessing is he failed!"
"Your guessing is correct! When those Umbrella low-lives's found out about this they were terrified. They had put all their resources into this single project and now Olaf was about to put them out of business," Lash said and added with a grin, "Sooo, they turned to us."
"He he, I can see were this is going!"
"They asked Adder for help but him and Flak crashed their place and had anything they found useful stolen. Then they had those Umbrella goons killed, blew up their labs, yadda, yadda, yadda, end of story."
"And then the wunderkid of Black hole got her hands on some new weapon plans."
"Now that is scary," Flak said walking in to the room, carrying a tube of green-yellowish liquid. "Lash you're the creepiest person I know, and that's Adder included."
"I heard that!" Adder's voice could be heard from the next room.
"Bite me Flak, put that tube over there with the others." Lash sneered.
Hawke looked over the room, "What exactly is this new, unbeatable weapon suppose to do?" he walked over to the wall and put his hand to the smooth glass of one of the tubes.
"Well," Lash said "it's supposed to bring people back from the dead"
Hawke looked at her sceptically, "And how exactly is that going to help me conquer the world."
"How about we isolate Black hole from the rest of the world and then spread this plague in the other countries?" Lash suggested.
"No, that's too risky," Hawke grumbled. "The plague may spread back here somehow and we would end up killing ourselves off. Besides, those foes of ours shouldn't be underestimated, I'm quite sure they would somehow find a cure."
"Oh dammit! What do you suggest we do then, fearless leader?"
"I'm still thinking."
"Oh why bother," Lash sighed, "Hey Flak, be careful over there, the floors all slippery."
Flak was currently putting the green-yellowish tube down at the other side of the room. "Whatcha say?" he managed to stutter, right before he, of course, slipped and crashed both himself and his fragile cargo into the tubes on the wall. This of course, caused an explosive chain reaction that smashed every tube in the room.
Lash was just staring wide-eyed at the chaos with her mouth agape, till she finally came to her senses and quickly uttered; "Toddles" before throwing herself out of the room, the large doors closing behind her.
Hawke, who had been lost in thought until the tubes exploded around him, was also grasping the situation. He could feel the green liquid run over his feet on the floor and see how the liquid was quickly turning into green, viral mist that covered the entire lab. Yet he just grinned.
"Ha!!! It will take more than that to kill me of, BLACK WAVE "
And dark forces immediately radiated from his hands, surrounding him and mixing with the mist, yet the virus still got to him.
"I will not die here, not yet!"
He could feel how the viral effect was spreading trough his body, yet he refused to give in. He gathered his powers trying hard not to faint, there was something wrong here, this overdose should have killed him already, and... was he growing stronger? Then all went black.
Five minutes later...
The big iron doors slowly opened, and Lash poked her head in. "Um, Hawke! You still alive... or something?"
Adder walked into the room behind her, looking around the ex-lab with slight amusement. "Seriously Lash, what did you keep in here? It stinks!"
"Well, at least my T-virus is gone, it can't stay airborne for very long"
"Anyway, I suppose we'll just have to find and bury lord Hawke now, don't we?"
"Oh, man! I can't believe I just killed my boss of, who's gonna sign my pay checks now?"
Adder gave her a big, evil grin. "Well since Hawke is dead, and I was his second in command, I guess that means that I am now the lord and leader of the Black hole arm..."
"Don't get your hopes up, old friend."
Both Adder and Lash flew half a meter up the air and squeaked in surprise at the voice from behind them. They turned around only to be met with a nightmare version of their fearsome leader Hawke. Dark cold eyes looked down upon them, he was pale, almost white in the face and his hair seemed slightly longer and much more spiky.
"Hawke!!! Um, we, well, about the whole taking over Black hole thing!" Adder looked even more pale than usually.
Hawke merely gazed at his palms. "Not now Adder, I'll bark at you later, right now I'm in to much of a good mood to be wasting my time with you."
Lash was dumbfounded. "What happened to you Hawke? You look all different."
"To be honest I don't know myself, but I assume that your T-virus enchanted with my powers had a somewhat unique effect on my body. To be honest, I have never felt more alive in all my life."
Lash couldn't help but to smile. "Well that's ironic, since you look more dead now than ever before. And I haven't seen you smile like that since Adder dropped his mascara in the toilet."
Adder hissed like a snake. "That wasssn't funny, Lash! Anyway, what do you plan on doing now, lord Hawke?"
"Hahaha...! Glad you ask, Adder! I think I'll demonstrate my little upgrade to some of our old friends. What do you think Flak?"
A big, lurking figure dragged itself out of the shadows, its entire body seemed to be pulsating. However, the huge chin and pumped muscles could not be mistaken, it was Flak alright.
"Flak!!!" Lash cried out, "What the hell happened to you?"
Adder simply stuttered, "Oh... my...god...!"
Hawke turned to his newly improved associate. "Well then Flak, nemesis of the Wars world, who do you think should be the first to experience death as we have?"
The brute grumbled, "Orange S.T.A.R.S.!"
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Well, that's my first fanfic! I hope I didn't disappoint y'all. I have no idea whatsoever of were this story is going so if got any ideas or just wanna nice to me, please send me your reviews. =3 Well I'm out, till we meet again! Take care!
Victory march: Hey bro, you writing a fanfic?
Muk master: Yup!
Victory march: Cool!
Chapter 1: Outbreak
Wars world is a big place with many different countries. The grand and glorious plains of Orange star with its cheerful and happy people! The proud, cold, forest lands of Blue moon which has suffered much harshness but still stands so strong! The mighty, warm, beautiful islands and mountains of Yellow comet that always puts the well being of their civilians in first hand! And of course the rich and prosperous lands of Green earth whom you can always trust to back you up when trouble shows its ugly face! But there is one country that's not so peaceful and friendly!
Black hole is a slowly decaying, war crazy, dark land that probably gave this world its name since they somehow seem to be the cause of every war ever to shake the continents. They were once led by the immensely powerful and evil alien lord Sturm, but some time ago Sturm lost a great war against all the other countries and was in the end betrayed and killed by his closest henchmen Hawke, who now has the Black hole army at his command.
At this very moment, things are happening in the Black hole citadel where Hawke and his generals Flak, Lash and Adder have taken refuge.
"May I ask you why you're experiments are taking such time Lash?" Hawke asked with a frown. He knew Lash was currently working with something big that would probably change the history of Wars world, and he was getting quite impatient with the seemingly endless wait for results.
Lash was currently looking at some results she printed from an early experiment on the subject. They were in a big lab-like room with great tubes filled with green liquid stored up around the walls.
"Sorry Hawke, it's just that...! I've never worked with bio-weapons before. This is all so new to me."
"I never did catch were you got this idea from in the first place."
Lash turned around with an impish smile. "Oh, that! Well some loser company from Blue moon called Umbrella originally came up with the whole idea. But when they told the bearded old geezer who runs that dry, old heap-of-dirt-slash-nation he became furious. Apparently he considered bio-weapons to be a sick, twisted method of war that should never be used; he would make sure of it!"
Hawke turned his gaze to the tubes around the room. "My guessing is he failed!"
"Your guessing is correct! When those Umbrella low-lives's found out about this they were terrified. They had put all their resources into this single project and now Olaf was about to put them out of business," Lash said and added with a grin, "Sooo, they turned to us."
"He he, I can see were this is going!"
"They asked Adder for help but him and Flak crashed their place and had anything they found useful stolen. Then they had those Umbrella goons killed, blew up their labs, yadda, yadda, yadda, end of story."
"And then the wunderkid of Black hole got her hands on some new weapon plans."
"Now that is scary," Flak said walking in to the room, carrying a tube of green-yellowish liquid. "Lash you're the creepiest person I know, and that's Adder included."
"I heard that!" Adder's voice could be heard from the next room.
"Bite me Flak, put that tube over there with the others." Lash sneered.
Hawke looked over the room, "What exactly is this new, unbeatable weapon suppose to do?" he walked over to the wall and put his hand to the smooth glass of one of the tubes.
"Well," Lash said "it's supposed to bring people back from the dead"
Hawke looked at her sceptically, "And how exactly is that going to help me conquer the world."
"How about we isolate Black hole from the rest of the world and then spread this plague in the other countries?" Lash suggested.
"No, that's too risky," Hawke grumbled. "The plague may spread back here somehow and we would end up killing ourselves off. Besides, those foes of ours shouldn't be underestimated, I'm quite sure they would somehow find a cure."
"Oh dammit! What do you suggest we do then, fearless leader?"
"I'm still thinking."
"Oh why bother," Lash sighed, "Hey Flak, be careful over there, the floors all slippery."
Flak was currently putting the green-yellowish tube down at the other side of the room. "Whatcha say?" he managed to stutter, right before he, of course, slipped and crashed both himself and his fragile cargo into the tubes on the wall. This of course, caused an explosive chain reaction that smashed every tube in the room.
Lash was just staring wide-eyed at the chaos with her mouth agape, till she finally came to her senses and quickly uttered; "Toddles" before throwing herself out of the room, the large doors closing behind her.
Hawke, who had been lost in thought until the tubes exploded around him, was also grasping the situation. He could feel the green liquid run over his feet on the floor and see how the liquid was quickly turning into green, viral mist that covered the entire lab. Yet he just grinned.
"Ha!!! It will take more than that to kill me of, BLACK WAVE "
And dark forces immediately radiated from his hands, surrounding him and mixing with the mist, yet the virus still got to him.
"I will not die here, not yet!"
He could feel how the viral effect was spreading trough his body, yet he refused to give in. He gathered his powers trying hard not to faint, there was something wrong here, this overdose should have killed him already, and... was he growing stronger? Then all went black.
Five minutes later...
The big iron doors slowly opened, and Lash poked her head in. "Um, Hawke! You still alive... or something?"
Adder walked into the room behind her, looking around the ex-lab with slight amusement. "Seriously Lash, what did you keep in here? It stinks!"
"Well, at least my T-virus is gone, it can't stay airborne for very long"
"Anyway, I suppose we'll just have to find and bury lord Hawke now, don't we?"
"Oh, man! I can't believe I just killed my boss of, who's gonna sign my pay checks now?"
Adder gave her a big, evil grin. "Well since Hawke is dead, and I was his second in command, I guess that means that I am now the lord and leader of the Black hole arm..."
"Don't get your hopes up, old friend."
Both Adder and Lash flew half a meter up the air and squeaked in surprise at the voice from behind them. They turned around only to be met with a nightmare version of their fearsome leader Hawke. Dark cold eyes looked down upon them, he was pale, almost white in the face and his hair seemed slightly longer and much more spiky.
"Hawke!!! Um, we, well, about the whole taking over Black hole thing!" Adder looked even more pale than usually.
Hawke merely gazed at his palms. "Not now Adder, I'll bark at you later, right now I'm in to much of a good mood to be wasting my time with you."
Lash was dumbfounded. "What happened to you Hawke? You look all different."
"To be honest I don't know myself, but I assume that your T-virus enchanted with my powers had a somewhat unique effect on my body. To be honest, I have never felt more alive in all my life."
Lash couldn't help but to smile. "Well that's ironic, since you look more dead now than ever before. And I haven't seen you smile like that since Adder dropped his mascara in the toilet."
Adder hissed like a snake. "That wasssn't funny, Lash! Anyway, what do you plan on doing now, lord Hawke?"
"Hahaha...! Glad you ask, Adder! I think I'll demonstrate my little upgrade to some of our old friends. What do you think Flak?"
A big, lurking figure dragged itself out of the shadows, its entire body seemed to be pulsating. However, the huge chin and pumped muscles could not be mistaken, it was Flak alright.
"Flak!!!" Lash cried out, "What the hell happened to you?"
Adder simply stuttered, "Oh... my...god...!"
Hawke turned to his newly improved associate. "Well then Flak, nemesis of the Wars world, who do you think should be the first to experience death as we have?"
The brute grumbled, "Orange S.T.A.R.S.!"
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
Well, that's my first fanfic! I hope I didn't disappoint y'all. I have no idea whatsoever of were this story is going so if got any ideas or just wanna nice to me, please send me your reviews. =3 Well I'm out, till we meet again! Take care!