Some people wanted me to explain 'ZARBON'S FLAVOURED FAERIES' to them. Well. Here is my explanation
*****Frieza's Universal Bowling Championship*****
Setting - A dimly lit, smoke filled bowling alley, somewhere in the galaxy, on a planet controlled by Frieza himself. Of course the bowling alley is called - Freiza's Universal Bowling Alley. It used to be Bob's All Star Bowl, but that was before Bob was sent to the **OTHER DIMENSION** and that is another story all together
We join the story, during the break after the 11th frame. See, in this galaxy, Frieza changed the rules for bowling. Now there were 13 frames, the pins could walk, and killing your opponet was only legal in SOME parts of the galaxy, this part not included. Unfortunately, for the readers.
Both teams had been indulging themselves *pigging out* at the refreshment stand, the clerk almost peed his pants in fright as both the teams had charged over to his counter to order all the Goobers and Milk Spuds that he had in stock. The clerk, *whos name was also, coincidentally named Bob* peeked over at the large bowlers. Then he ducked back under the counter. He had pretended to go to the bathroom and had locked up the concession stand, just so the little orange bowler would stop brushing his arm in that....seductive....charming.... "NO!" Bob the clerk yelled out loud.
Everybody in the alley just stared in the direction of the counter.
Bob the clerk just slunk lower and lower behind it.
As the break came to a close, both the teams retreated back to their booths and stared at each other.
The two teams sized each other up, powerlevel to powerlevel, species to species, bowling shoes to bowling shoes and eye to eye to eye. It was a truly formidable game that they had played.
The score was...uh...lets say......
867 - 869
**a shoe comes flying out from a reader, arguing about the highness of the score.**
*OW! DAMMIT! I TOLD YOU LORD FRIEZA CHANGED THE RULES!* *throws shoe back at reader....grumbling....baka...*
ANYWAYS. It was 867 - 869. And these last two frames were crucial for the teams. Because both their BEST bowlers were up to bowl right now. And after them, came both the teams WORST bowlers!
o.0 ?
Maybe I should introduce the two teams to you! ::sweatdrop::
Ok! Here we have it!
The Ginyu All-Stars - 867
Captian Ginyu - Captain - The Best Score
Berter - 2nd best score
Jeice - 3rd Best score
Rikum - Just a few points behind Jeice
Guldo - *ulp* Let's just say he's in last ok?
Zarbon's Flavoured Faeries - 869
Zarbon - Captain - best score.
Dodoria - 2nd Best
Nappa - 3rd Best * Nappa is a replacement for Hibbij, he's passed out by the Marvel vs. Capcom2 game*
Radditz - 4th best *He's a replacement for Pibm. He put his fist through an electric casino game and got kicked out of the alley.
Vegeta - Dead last. *Replacement for Sardo, ...he...uh...you know? i really dont know what happened to him...*
So here it goes, Captain Ginyu vs. Zarbon. And after they flip a coin, Zarbon goes first.
He ran his fingers along the bowling balls and plucked out a purple one.
"Figures" Muttered Vegeta.
Zarbon ignored the comment, he was kicking Vegeta's ass anyways.
He pulled the ball up, inhaled, exhaled, and did his stepping towards the line.
He pulled back his arm for the swing and... "YOUR MAMA WEARS A NEON THONG FOR A HEADBAND!" Rikum shouted out, trying to psych out Zarbon.
But it was too late, he had released the ball...and it was going, going, going...
STIIIIIIIIIIIRIKE!
Zarbon just brushed off his hands and smirked. According to Frieza rules, that was another 13 points for his team. 882 now.
Berter smacked Rikum upside the head. "You mama wears a neon thong for a headband?" He mocked
Rikum just slapped Berters hand away and ate the last of the nachos.
Berter just stared. "Those were Jeice's! He's gunna kill you!" Rikum looked unmoved. He then glanced around and about. "Where is that tangerine anyways?"
It was Captain Ginyu's turn now. He blindly grabbed the first bowling ball that he could snatch up and he started to set up. He inhaled, exhaled, and did a pose for good luck.
When he was done, he started his walk to the line, and just as he was about to release the ball......
"GAAAAAAAA! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!" Bob the clerk screamed.
"Chill baby! I was just trying to make you feel nice..." Jeice purred.
"GAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!" Bob the clerk screamed again, and he shoved Jeice away from him and the counter.
"Baby! Did it hurt? Want me to make you feel-" Jeice started
"GAAAAAA! STOP CALLING ME BABY!" Bob the clerk shrieked, his panic striken eyes shot around the counter, and his eyes settled on the grill.
He snatched up a spatula and glared down at the little orange man-thing, also known as Jeice.
"Back off!! Or...orr...I'll SPATULATE you!" Bob the clerk threatened.
Jeice's face broke out into a goofy grin. "Ohh! So you DO play like that!" He exclaimed happily.
Bob the clerk looked confused. "Play like what?" He looked up at the ceiling in confusion, and when he looked back at Jeice, his eyes popped out of his head.
Jeice was lying on his stomach across the counter, moving his derriere towards Bob.
Jeice just purred. "Well, see...you usually use a PADDLE in these sorts of situa-"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Bob the clerk ran into the storage room and locked it from the inside.
*clink, clink, clink*
That was the sounds of three one point pins falling to the alley floor.
Ginyu's face fell in defeat. Now they were 13 points behind Zarbon's Flavoured Faeries, and GULDO was up next.
.......
Oh no! What's going to happen to our beloved Ginyu force? Will they win, lose or DRAW!...er...wrong game..and what about our poor friend Bob the clerk? Will he ever recover?
Look for part two soon! R&R please!
*****Frieza's Universal Bowling Championship*****
Setting - A dimly lit, smoke filled bowling alley, somewhere in the galaxy, on a planet controlled by Frieza himself. Of course the bowling alley is called - Freiza's Universal Bowling Alley. It used to be Bob's All Star Bowl, but that was before Bob was sent to the **OTHER DIMENSION** and that is another story all together
We join the story, during the break after the 11th frame. See, in this galaxy, Frieza changed the rules for bowling. Now there were 13 frames, the pins could walk, and killing your opponet was only legal in SOME parts of the galaxy, this part not included. Unfortunately, for the readers.
Both teams had been indulging themselves *pigging out* at the refreshment stand, the clerk almost peed his pants in fright as both the teams had charged over to his counter to order all the Goobers and Milk Spuds that he had in stock. The clerk, *whos name was also, coincidentally named Bob* peeked over at the large bowlers. Then he ducked back under the counter. He had pretended to go to the bathroom and had locked up the concession stand, just so the little orange bowler would stop brushing his arm in that....seductive....charming.... "NO!" Bob the clerk yelled out loud.
Everybody in the alley just stared in the direction of the counter.
Bob the clerk just slunk lower and lower behind it.
As the break came to a close, both the teams retreated back to their booths and stared at each other.
The two teams sized each other up, powerlevel to powerlevel, species to species, bowling shoes to bowling shoes and eye to eye to eye. It was a truly formidable game that they had played.
The score was...uh...lets say......
867 - 869
**a shoe comes flying out from a reader, arguing about the highness of the score.**
*OW! DAMMIT! I TOLD YOU LORD FRIEZA CHANGED THE RULES!* *throws shoe back at reader....grumbling....baka...*
ANYWAYS. It was 867 - 869. And these last two frames were crucial for the teams. Because both their BEST bowlers were up to bowl right now. And after them, came both the teams WORST bowlers!
o.0 ?
Maybe I should introduce the two teams to you! ::sweatdrop::
Ok! Here we have it!
The Ginyu All-Stars - 867
Captian Ginyu - Captain - The Best Score
Berter - 2nd best score
Jeice - 3rd Best score
Rikum - Just a few points behind Jeice
Guldo - *ulp* Let's just say he's in last ok?
Zarbon's Flavoured Faeries - 869
Zarbon - Captain - best score.
Dodoria - 2nd Best
Nappa - 3rd Best * Nappa is a replacement for Hibbij, he's passed out by the Marvel vs. Capcom2 game*
Radditz - 4th best *He's a replacement for Pibm. He put his fist through an electric casino game and got kicked out of the alley.
Vegeta - Dead last. *Replacement for Sardo, ...he...uh...you know? i really dont know what happened to him...*
So here it goes, Captain Ginyu vs. Zarbon. And after they flip a coin, Zarbon goes first.
He ran his fingers along the bowling balls and plucked out a purple one.
"Figures" Muttered Vegeta.
Zarbon ignored the comment, he was kicking Vegeta's ass anyways.
He pulled the ball up, inhaled, exhaled, and did his stepping towards the line.
He pulled back his arm for the swing and... "YOUR MAMA WEARS A NEON THONG FOR A HEADBAND!" Rikum shouted out, trying to psych out Zarbon.
But it was too late, he had released the ball...and it was going, going, going...
STIIIIIIIIIIIRIKE!
Zarbon just brushed off his hands and smirked. According to Frieza rules, that was another 13 points for his team. 882 now.
Berter smacked Rikum upside the head. "You mama wears a neon thong for a headband?" He mocked
Rikum just slapped Berters hand away and ate the last of the nachos.
Berter just stared. "Those were Jeice's! He's gunna kill you!" Rikum looked unmoved. He then glanced around and about. "Where is that tangerine anyways?"
It was Captain Ginyu's turn now. He blindly grabbed the first bowling ball that he could snatch up and he started to set up. He inhaled, exhaled, and did a pose for good luck.
When he was done, he started his walk to the line, and just as he was about to release the ball......
"GAAAAAAAA! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!" Bob the clerk screamed.
"Chill baby! I was just trying to make you feel nice..." Jeice purred.
"GAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!" Bob the clerk screamed again, and he shoved Jeice away from him and the counter.
"Baby! Did it hurt? Want me to make you feel-" Jeice started
"GAAAAAA! STOP CALLING ME BABY!" Bob the clerk shrieked, his panic striken eyes shot around the counter, and his eyes settled on the grill.
He snatched up a spatula and glared down at the little orange man-thing, also known as Jeice.
"Back off!! Or...orr...I'll SPATULATE you!" Bob the clerk threatened.
Jeice's face broke out into a goofy grin. "Ohh! So you DO play like that!" He exclaimed happily.
Bob the clerk looked confused. "Play like what?" He looked up at the ceiling in confusion, and when he looked back at Jeice, his eyes popped out of his head.
Jeice was lying on his stomach across the counter, moving his derriere towards Bob.
Jeice just purred. "Well, see...you usually use a PADDLE in these sorts of situa-"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Bob the clerk ran into the storage room and locked it from the inside.
*clink, clink, clink*
That was the sounds of three one point pins falling to the alley floor.
Ginyu's face fell in defeat. Now they were 13 points behind Zarbon's Flavoured Faeries, and GULDO was up next.
.......
Oh no! What's going to happen to our beloved Ginyu force? Will they win, lose or DRAW!...er...wrong game..and what about our poor friend Bob the clerk? Will he ever recover?
Look for part two soon! R&R please!