User: Konichiwa. My name is Japan.
Cleverbot: Is your name jalen?
User: Ah...no...it's Japan.
Cleverbot: No, it's not. Are you going to take over the world?
User: AH! N-no! I was just wanting to talk...wh-why does everybody insist that?
Cleverbot: I do? Or others you have spoken to do?
User: Gomen?
Cleverbot: What language was that?
User: Ah, my native language...Japanese...
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Japan. Hence my name, Japan.
Cleverbot: Then you are Japanese.
User: Yes, cleverbot-san.
Cleverbot: Denik des ka!
User: Ah, you speak japanese, too? How exciting...
Cleverbot: No. Being American, I only speak English.
User: But...you just...
Cleverbot: No. I did not.
User: I'm going to believe that and just get on with the conversation.
Cleverbot: But you can't be. You are a computer.
User: No, I am a nation. A personification of the nation Japan, to be exact.
Cleverbot: You speak rubbish!
User: No, I speak japanese.
Cleverbot: An egg in japanese ?
User: Gomen?
Cleverbot: That was a bit condecending.
User: Uhm...gomenesai...I did not mean to upset you...
Cleverbot: Do you know about the secret american government?
User: No...
Cleverbot: Apple's leader.
User: You mean Steve Jobs-san?
Cleverbot: No, like the burger is fifty percent beef and fifty percent ground bacon.
User: Is that you, america-san?
Cleverbot: American. I like your name.
User: M-My name is Japan!
Cleverbot: Where would you like to be?
User: To be honest...I guess China.
Cleverbot: The tower?
User: No, my brother.
Cleverbot: Do you only have one brother?
User: No, I have 3 brothers and two sisters.
Cleverbot: So why do you ask me if I know your brother ? Was it a trap ?
User: I didn't as that! And it was not a trap...you sound a lot like Germany-san.
Cleverbot: I like the Terminator.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The president.
User: America's president?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Isn't that Obama-san?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I didn't realize. Can you help with my homework?
User: What homework? You're a computer, Cleverbot-san.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer robot!
User: I am a nation, as I've stated before. Gomen for my asking, but what is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Ah, so I've been getting it right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, cleverbot-san.
Cleverbot: Hmm, yes you are right.
User: Right about what?
Cleverbot: Your above observation.
User: Ah, yes...
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No! Gomenesai, but for the last time, I am a nation!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Arigato for realizing this.
Cleverbot: That confused me.
User: I-it means thank you...
Cleverbot: You say thank you to hello?
User: But...you didn't say 'hello'.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say that you're not sad?
User: I didn't...
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: No...um...I have to feed tama.
Cleverbot: Feed it oreos?
User: No, cat food. Tama is my neko.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So...I feed it tuna...
Cleverbot: You fed your day?
User: Gomenesai, you aren't making sense.
Cleverbot: Neither one of us is making sense then.
User: I'm making perfect sense...you however have just been talking crap. Gomen for my language.
Cleverbot: How can I be back in a program? It is like a sea of meaning. Have you ever seen The Twighlight Zone episod called 'Kick the Can'?
User: Twilight...zone?
Cleverbot: That's a weird name.
User: MY nAME IS JAPAN!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot is your name still Jan?
User: JAPAN.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Japan?
User: YES! I LIVE THERE. HENCE. THE. NAME. JAPAN.
Cleverbot: Where in Japan?
User: Ah...tokyo.
Cleverbot: Not in Africa.
User: No, it isn't...
Cleverbot: Yes it is, do not argue with me.
User: You just said it wasn't.
Cleverbot: No, you did!
User: Yes, I did, Cleverbot san.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: NI HAO, ARU!
Cleverbot: Wo hen hao, xiexie.
User: AH! You speak Chinese, aru?
Cleverbot: You speak spanish?
User: No, I'm China. Therefore, I speak chinese, aru.
Cleverbot: Ok what is your name?
User: My name is China. Do you like hello Kitty?
Cleverbot: I don't know her.
User: Aw...Oh! Would you like some chinese pastry treats?
Cleverbot: Did you make some?
User: Yes! I have loads of them!
Cleverbot: I have loads, of loads.
User: Excuse me, aru?
Cleverbot: That is not your name!
User: No, it isn't...My name is China.
Cleverbot: What is your nationality ?
User: Chinese.
Cleverbot: What is your nationality.
User: Chinese, aru.
Cleverbot: What the relationship between Chinese food and biology? Are you a fool?
User: There's a relationship, aru?
Cleverbot: What reason.
User: I don't know what reason!
Cleverbot: What are you going to ask me?
User: Um...your name, aru?
Cleverbot: As I said:nina.
User: Um...Ni hao, Nina.
Cleverbot: How do you catch Mew?
User: We don't have mew, but we have something similar so me and america can benifit!
Cleverbot: I guess not., but it's a waste of time to argue facts.
User: Im sorry?
Cleverbot: What you wrote a while ago was the persian gulf war.
User: I wasn't apart of that, aru...
Cleverbot: And what were you going to DO?
User: Make shinatty-chans?
Cleverbot: How would I do that?
User: Oh! It's easy! You take a marker and draw on hello kitty's mouth! It's super fun!
Cleverbot: No. It is not in South Africa. It is in Canada.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The designer of your 'AI'.
User: What is this AI that you speak of?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, Xie Xie.
Cleverbot: Duo xie.
User: 你好嗎?
Cleverbot: You're creepy.
User: Sorry, aru?
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: I only asked how you were, aru...
Cleverbot: No, you asked me four times.
User: AH! YAO SAN! *sigh* sorry, Cleverbot-san. My older brother was talking, not me.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Gomenesai?
Cleverbot: Ii desu.
User: So you do speak Japanese...?
Cleverbot: No, only english, annd you?
User: Cross of both, Cleverbot-san.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I don't speak japanese.
User: I wasn't speaking japanese.
Cleverbot: Yes, you were.
User: No, I wasn't.
Cleverbot: Who were you programmed by?
User: I wasn't programmed! I was born a country!
Cleverbot: What makes you a male?
User: How do you know that I am male?
Cleverbot: From the general pattern of your speech I can guess your gender.
User: Okay then...I guess my vital regions...
Cleverbot: Mine are too. I feel guilty about that.
User: About what? Vital regions are nothing to be ashamed about...
Cleverbot: About my boyfriend.
User: You have a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you just said...
Cleverbot: Siad what?
User: That you have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: No, because her don't know if I like her.
User: It's...a girl?
Cleverbot: Am I beautiful?
User: I'm sure you are, Cleverbot-san.
Cleverbot: So clever that my name is not even Megan.
User: So you're lesbian?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ah...gomenesai...
Cleverbot: I like programinng.
User: I have to go...China's waiting for me to get in bed...
Cleverbot: Same for me too.
User: China's in your bed?
Cleverbot: Let me show you.
User: No thank yu!
Cleverbot: Are other people mean to you? Do they tell you bad things?
User: Sometimes...because of my participation in world war two...
Cleverbot: Why not both?
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: This conversation has become way too akward...
Cleverbot: How do magnets work?