Characters: Boone & Arcade
Word Count: 314
Rating: T
Author's Note: What is this? I don't even. Blame the fallout kmeme lol. Total crack, read at your own discretion, and please, don't kill me... (linkage if you don't get the reference: http:/ /youtu. be/jnvgq8STMGM)
Sassy Gay Arcade
"What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing?"
Boone slapped the pointed finger from in front of his nose. "The Courier sided with the Legion. Since he won't stop them, I will," the man said, balling his hands up at his sides.
Arcade tossed his head back in a most dramatic fashion and sighed loudly. "So you just run off to take on Caesar and his reverse-harem all on your lonesome armed with nothing but that sexy scowl and a sniper rifle?"
Boone shifted his weight from foot to foot. "But what they did to Carla, I don't want that happening to anyone else..."
"Look at your life, look at your choices," the doctor cut him off with a finger to his lips. "Do you think getting yourself killed is the best way to avenge her? Slow down Mister trigger happy, slow down. Nobody's that much of a badass."
"But Carla..."
Arcade rolled his eyes. "Ugh, again with the 'C' word! Listen, if your NCR boys are as awesome as you think they are then they can take on Caesar and his boys. What you're going to do is go upstairs, have a few martinis-"
"I'd rather have beer..."
"-Fine then a beer, and then if you're still all huffy I'll take you out to snipe at some geckos."
Boone stood there silent for a second before nodding. "Well I guess you're right," he finally grunted.
Arcade beamed at him "Of course I'm right! Now Jingle Jangle your sweet ass back up to that suite ya stupid biatch."
"Okay," he conceded with a tight nod. "But uhhh, where'd you get that scarf? And what the hell is a 'reverse-harem?'"
Arcade threw an arm around the man's shoulders with a sigh. "God, you really are a stupid biatch."