Computer Cats
Ever wondered what it would be like if all your favourite cats got a variety of different computers, a router, and the worlds newest and most advanced server: the Clan Communications Super Connection Server mk227.1990? Well, now you'll find out! ROK ON WARRIORS FANS!
Jayfeather booted up his overclocked PC (a computer that runs faster but the processor might burn out if you dont ave a gud inuf coolin sistem, which jayfeather did have). and logged into his account on the wireless server.
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| username: Jay_Feather6 |
| password: ******* |
He opened up google chrome and logged in to .uk, then opened the chat groups. He opened the Ancients group and typed his group passcode in. Then he opened thunderclan in another window and typed his thunderclan passcode in. The thunderclan chat had changed from the general cat gossip into a politics debate, so Jayfeather quit the chat. Dark Whiskers posted *Hiya Featherboy! Good to see ya! Or, chat to ya...* A video chat request popped up on his screen, and Jayfeather accepted it, as it was from Dark Whiskers
" Now I can say good to chat to , I wos hoping to talk to you, cos i really wanted to tell you about this giant moose our clan took down yesterday. Ever tried moose? Tastes like bunny. Same sort of texture too. You'll love it." Dark Whiskers explained.
As Dark Whiskers said love, he activated the love-heart shaped head effect, and, obviously, his head changed red and turned into a love heart.
Static buzzed up on all of the computer screens in the camp, and all the computers died except Jayfeather's.
"Those guys are too cheap to buy decent virus protection, so they all just got viruses, shadow clan viruses to be excact." Jayfeather typed to Dark Whiskers, on his still-running pc.
"Idiots. They need to buy some anti-virus or their computers will be irreparable." Dark Whisker mewed " And the worst bit is that you're the only cat in the camp who knows how to fix computers and get rid of viruses"
Just at that second, Brambleclaw and a few other cats walked up to Jayfeather and asked him to get rid of the viruses from their computers.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD MAKES YOU THINK THAT I WILL FIX UR COMPUTERS FOR THE12TH TIME THIS WEEK, AND ITS ONLY WEDNESDAY" As he said this, Jayfeathergot a bazooka and shot the earsoff of every cat there!