FULL SUMMARY:
Jessica And Lauren Are Forever Trying To Impress Poor Edward. They Just Dont Get The Fact That He's With Bella But What Happens When They Fail All There Attempts To Impress Him And Get Mortified? Read On To Fine Out.
This Was Co-Written With Kimmy32 ! So This Story Is Just As Much Hers As It Is Mine!
Meet You At The Bottom!
Lauren's POV
I woke up this morning thinking today is the day! Today is the day I will get Edward to finally notice
me. As I pulled into the school parking lot I saw all the Cullen's, and Bella standing by there cars like
they do everyday. Bella was sitting on the hood of Edward's car and he was standing between her legs
kissing down her neck. I wish that was me! What does he see in her? I am so much prettier than her. I
parked my car, got out and went inside.
When it was time for P.E I was so excited because it is the one class I have with Edward. Today in P.E
we were going to be learning how to salsa dance. I couldn't wait to show him my moves. When the
music started I was swinging my hips to the music. I guess I should have paid more attention to what I
was doing because the next thing I knew I bumped into someone and we both fell to the ground. I was
so humiliated I couldn't move. I thought this couldn't get any worse, but boy was I wrong. When
everyone started laughing I looked up and realized it was Emmett I bumped into and that I fell face
down into his crotch. He just looked at me and said "hi there! Could you please remove your face from
my crotch?" To make matters worse before I could get up Rosalie had to walk into the gym and see me
face down in Emmett"s crotch. She looked at me with that death glare of hers, and says "Oh no you
didn't just put your hands on my man Skank!" I got up and ran from the gym, and I think I will be
staying home from school tomorrow.
Jessicas POV
We Were All Waiting In Biology Waiting For to come in. Mike kept hitting on me but I was to busy staring at Edward and bella acting all lovey-dovey to hear him properly. Why would he choose her. I've been like trying to like get him to love me seince he moved here. I was prettier than her , richer than her and I have better boobs do why would he pick her!. Suddenly walked in And everybody went silent. "Ok So Before I Start Today I Just Want To Make A Quick Change, Could Bella And Jessica Swap Places Please" OMG OMG OMG it's faith ok jessica don't freak it's only Edward hot body, cute ass, god, Cullen AHHHHHHHH yep it's faith. Edward and Bella Both Looked Disappointed But Me And Mike Were EXSTACIC it was no secret he liked her to in a way we were both just using each other. Bella stood up and smiled at me quickly before I got up and we switched then Mr.B started talking ''OK class so today we will be experimenting with dry ice; So Dry Ice ...Dry ice, sometimes referred to as "Cardice" or as "card ice" is the solid form of carbon dioxide." He was boring me so i stoped listening all now I had one of the smartest people in the whole school as my partner I didn't even need to listen just wait until Lauren Hears about this she's gonna be so jealous."Jessica!" the angel called from next to me. "huh yeah what?" oh bad bad move Jessica." Are you okay you zoned out?" oh crap. "ya I'm fine" no I am not."you wanna go first?" he asked me. I looked back at bella and mike. Bella had on rubber gloves and was picking up the ice with a pair of thongs. What a whimp too scared to even touch ice. I'll show Edward I'm Brave enough to touch cold cubes unlike some people. "Ya sure I'll go first " I replied even though I didn't have a clue what we were doing. So I picked up the ice and immediately regretted it . It hurt like hell I screamed as loud as I could and the whole class started staring Edward gave me a cup of cold water to put my hand in and it really did help. I knew he cared were gonna be together forever."Miss Stanly what's wro-YOU TOUCHED IT? WERE YOU NOT LISTENING TO A WORD I SAID ? Go to the nurses office !" so maybe bella isn't THAT dumb ...LAURENS POV
After waiting all day for lunch I spent half of it listening to jessica talk about how her and Bella got switched at biology and how Edward flirted with her the whole never mentioned her little trip to the nurses office but she probably didn't know the whole school had already heard."we almost kissed you know" she said proudly. Thats it I've had it with her. I stood up and slammed my chair to the table and I was about to do the unthinkable I would be the first person in history to do this and it seemed like everyone noticed because the whole cafeteria went silent and stared at me. Yes I was about to go to the Cullen table uninvited. I held my head up high and strutted over like a model when suddenly ... I realized my head was held too high because I walked straight INTO then Cullen table and face landed right in Jasper Cullens lunch I was mortified the whole cafeteria gasped then once again silence I could feel the Cullens staring at me and then ..."Hey do you think you could do that again I didn't have my camera" it was Emmett who spoke then all the Cullens burst out laughing which caused the rest of the cafeteria to join them."Don't worry Em i got it !" Alice giggled. wow it's like she knew it was gonna happen.
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