Hey hey everyone! Please enjoy me new story! Oh yes, I don't own Skulduggery Pleasant and sorry for spelling mistakes.
100 things never to tell Skulduggery Pleasant. No particular order
1. Cat caught your tongue?
2. Wanna go watch Bones?
3. Sammy Skeleton called...
4. The Grim Reaper wants to see you.
5. Have you ever seen Ghost Rider with Nicholas Cage?
6. Look my in the eye.
7. I'm getting you hairspray for your birthday
8. Your mother coming into town
9. You have to come on our field trip to the incinerators
10. You can make the turkey this year for Thanksgiving.
11. I took the Bentley for a joy ride today...
12. You should go to the gym. Put some meat on them bones.
13. It's time to meet your creator.
14. Sweet dreams.
15. Valkyrie ripped her protective clothing
16. you forgot the feed the dog. he's really hungry
17. Can you breakdance? (reference to my other story, ch.16)
18. There is a Faceless One at the door.
19. Where's my money?
20. Can you whistle?
21. Would you rather pet a dog, or go grave digging?
22. What's shakin?
23. Can I have your dinner if you're not gonna eat it?
24. I shot the sheriff
25. Your next gig is in... 5 minutes.
26. Are you a drag queen?
27. Did you ever have a beard?
28. Did you know, that hair still grows even after death?
29. This bomb-shaped present is for you!
30. Want to play soccer?
31. Santa is coming down the chimney!
32. We're going to China tomorrow! Learn Chinese!
33. You are to spill the first blood of war.
34. Do you know the Cookie Monster?
35. have you ever said 'y'all'?
36. Have you ever played harry potter?
37. Over my dead body.
38. In the flesh.
39. Wanna get some ice cream?
40. I want my chicken boneless, please. We have enough, already. bones are so annoying!
41. Skulduggery and China sitting in a tree...
42. Crux has your paycheck.
43. Why the long face-... er, skull?
44. Do you like spiders?
45. I accidently spilled bleach in your car...
46. Paranormal things are weird.
47. I'm king of the world!
48. Stay true to your heart in the holidays.
49. C'mere boy! It's time for dinner!
50. Clifford the big red dog wants to see you!
Thanks! Enjoy my next chapter. I'll update soon!