A/N: I AM THE ALMIGHTY STEPHE- *men in white suits come and try to take me away* fine. I'm not Stephenie Meyer and I own none of these characters... Dang! Haha. Well. Enjoy! (: (P.S. Read my story Junior Year!)

Oh. Characters;

EC ; Edward Cullen
JB ; Jacob Black
JH ; Jasper Hale
EM ; Emmett Cullen
RH ; Rosalie Hale
CC ; Carlisle Cullen
RE ; Renesmee Cullen
BC ; Bella Cullen
AC ; Alice Cullen

IWSB: Hello everyone, and welcome to iWantSparklyBabies' interview with the Cullens. Oh! And Jacob. Let's go in a circle and say our names for… Just do it.

EC: Hello, I'm Edward Cullen.

JB: Hey… I'm Jacob Black.

JH: Hi. I am Jasper Hale.

EM: Wassup, yo'?! I'm Emmett Cullen!

CC: Good evening, I'm Carlisle Cullen.

ES: Hello, Carly. I'm Esme Cullen.

RH: …Um, why the hell did you drag me here, Emmett? *scoff* Psh, you better know who I am, bitch!

EM: Cm'on babe. All she wants is an interview it's not like we're having an… Lemme count… Eleven-some… Right, Carly?

IWSB: Um, well we don't have to… I was planning on it though! *thinks to self* Shit! They caught me… Well! Fuck. I'll just say I wasn't going to... Haha. Just kidding, no we're not.

AC: Okay, anyways… 'Ello. Hehe. I'm Alice Cullen.

BC: Hey! I'm Bella Cullen.

RE: Hi, Carly! I'm Renesmee. But call me Nessie for short.

BC: *mumbles* I still hate that nickname for her! Stupid Jake.

IWSB: Um… Anyways. Let's get started! Oh, before I throw the questions out there… there's one in particular that I need to ask Edward… Edward, will you marry me? *pulls out a enormous ring and Edward gasps.*

EC: Um, darling, that's a ring for a bride…

IWSB: Hehe, I know. So. Will you?

EC: But Bella…

BC: Sorry, hon. He's all mine.

IWSB: Go home, Bella. Just go home.

EC: Well, now that you mention it… Bella, you're kind of a… Well, it's gonna break my heart to say this… But you're a slut, Bella.

BC: *scoff* Well! You're… You're a… Ugh! You're too perfect to insult! So you… Don't want me?

EC: I'd rather have her. Her scent… It's like 200 times more tempting than yours. No offense. You still smell amazing. But. I think I might want her…

IWSB: *to self* yes! :)

BC: Fine! I'll just go to the Volturi…

EC: Bella! N-

IWSB: *leaps on Edward and starts making out with him.*

EC: *muffled* Get the hell out Bella!

BC: Fine! Bye, Edward.

AC: Well that was interesting…

EM: Psh, tell me about it. Haha.

RH: FINE! If we're not gonna talk about me I'm gonna leave. C'mon Emmett!

EM: Yes, Rose.

*Emmett and Rosalie leave…*

CC: So… Carly. Are you going to ask some questions?

IWSB: *Pulls away from Edward, panting.* Yes! Hah, sorry, we got… Distracted. :) Okay, so. I've been wondering… When a girl, not vampire, is on her period, can you tell? And does it attract you?

EC: Carlisle, you're the doctor, you explain it. :)

CC: Okay… Carly, period blood is considered "dead blood" so it does not attract vampires. And we can't tell when a girl is on hers, either. Our senses only pick up potent blood.

IWSB: Thank you, Carlisle. Okay, next question. Umm… Alice. How do you afford all your clothes and shoes and everything? Do you have a job?

AC: Um… Carlisle gives me money… :)

CC: A doctor's a high paying job, sweetie. Especially when you're the best in the state.

IWSB: Well of course :) Jacob! Question for you! Um… if you could do one thing to Bella without Edward caring, and now he won't cause they're not together *winks at Edward*, what would you do?

JB: Oh, that's a tough one. Um, well, *glares at Edward* I would SO nail her. I would like nail her until dawn breaks! Haha.

EC: *scoffs* Woah.

JB: Yeah… Haha. Sorry, buddy. You got Carly. *whispers in Edwards ear* Dude. You're lucky. But I have Jolie… Man do I love her. :) (A/N: There you go Jolie! Aha.)

IWSB: Okay then! Um… Esme! I got a question for you. Um… Do you think I would make a good daughter in law? *winks at Edward*

EC: *winks back with a smile*

ES: Well. I haven't really known you for all that long… But so far, yes. You are very welcoming and you seem trustworthy. And you'd make a great vampire. :)

IWSB: Why, thank you.

ES: You're very welcome! Haha.

IWSB: Um… Jacob! I gots another question for you! So… How DO you get your abs? Like, does it come with the whole werewolf thing? Or did you have to work for it?

JB: Ahh. Good question. I had to work for it, definitely. Psh, I wish it would've come with the "package." Haha.

IWSB: Haha. Thank you. Now, a question for Renesmee!

RC: Yeah?

IWSB: How did you feel about Jacob imprinting you?

RE: Well, I love my Jakey. He's like a brother/protector to me. He always makes sure to keep me out of harms way. *looks at Jacob lovingly*

JB: *smiles a humongous grin* I love you too, Nessie. :)

IWSB: Um, Jasper. I haven't asked you a question yet! How did you feel about almost attacking Bella at her birthday party?

JH: Well, darling, that's not something you can get over, but I apologized... It took her a while but she forgave me. I'm glad I have better self control now.

IWSB: Thank you, Jasper. :)

CC: Well! Look at the time! I think me and Esme have some… Business to take care of… *winks at Esme*

ES: Oh, yes. That… Thing we have to do!

CC: Nice meeting you, Carly. I'll be looking forward to seeing you again, *glares at Edward* right Edward?

EC: Yes, Carlisle. :)

ES: As will I. Bye, everyone.

*Carlisle and Esme leave*

IWSB: Bye Esme and Carlisle! So, that concludes our interview for today! Be sure to come back for more, soon to come. :) Thank you all! And I'll see you all again soon.

A/N: I'll post more chapters eventually! Thank you for reading :)