DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE PRINCESS BRIDE! YOU WILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

I just finished this book for school and I had an epiphany(?). I might give up on this later, since it might be my first real fic that's not a bunch of love-struck thoughts (bah, that f-ing tango story I just had to write!) and it might be a bit more difficult.

I don't own RENT or the Princess Bride.

Buttercup - Mimi

Westley - Roger

Humperdink - Benny

The Albino - Mark (ah ha ha)

Inigo - Joanne

Fezzik - Maureen

Miracle Max - Collins

Miracle Max's Witch - Angel

Okay, I forgot the witch's name! No, I do not know why I made Joanne and Maureen be Inigo and Fezzik, but they're the only two left! I might add in some other characters later, but these are the main ones. I'm actually kinda excited for this story!

Ideas? Encouragement? Cookies?