The Best Birthday Ever: Johnny Bravo Style

by Penelope Smitty

One birthday date. Is that too much to ask? Well this year, Johnny Bravo is going to get that date...no matter what it takes.

1. Chapter 1

It was a day almost like any other. Almost. It was every woman's favorite day of the year. The one day that woman can't feel sadness. Also known as the day of me. Why, you wonder? Because Valentine's is my birthday. The day of me. Johnny Bravo. The man of every woman's dreams, except they don't always know it yet, was born on Valentine's Day. Makes sense, doesn't it? Your probably wondering, what is so great about having your birthday on Valentine's Day?

1. Chicks need dates

2. Lonely chicks need dates

3. Man-hungry chicks need dates

4. Hot chicks need dates

5. Johnny loves chicks

Those right there are the greatest reasons in the world for having your birthday on Valentine's Day. Now if you excuse me, I have to get up and show the women of the world a heeping hot amount of Johnny.