Twelve Days of Twilight

by fanofedward151

So,This is "sung" to the tune Twelve Days of Christmas. An ode to S. Meyer and the first book Twilight. I hate when people say this is my first fic, please be nice, but I find myself in said situation and hope that you at least find some enjoyment. O/S

On the first day of Twilight, my true love gave to me:

An old renovated Che-vy

On the second day of Twilight, my true love gave to me:

Two dancing dads
and An old renovated Che-vy

On the third day of Twilight, Ms. Meyer gave to me:

Three Quileute Legends
Two dancing dads
and An old renovated Che-vy

On the fourth day of Twilight, my true love gave to me:

Four tires spinning
Three Quileute Legends
Two dancing dads
and An old renovated Che-vy

On the fifth day of Twilight, my true love gave to me:

Five Vegetarian Vamps….
Four tires spinning
Three Quileute Legends
Two dancing dads
and An old renovated Che-vy

On the Sixth day of Twilight, my true love gave to me:

Six Dreams of Edward
Five Vegetarian Vamps….
Four tires spinning
Three Quileute Legends
Two dancing dads
and An old renovated Che-vy

On the Seventh day of Twilight, my true love gave to me:

Seven Swan-like stumbles
Six Dreams of Edward
Five Vegetarian Vamps….
Four tires spinning
Three Quileute Legends
Two dancing dads
and An old renovated Che-vy

On the Eighth day of Twilight, my true love gave to me:

Eight mountain lions
Seven Swan-like stumbles
Six Dreams of Edward
Five Vegetarian Vamps….
Four tires spinning
Three Quileute Legends
Two dancing dads
and An old renovated Che-vy

On the Ninth day of Twilight, my true love gave to me:

Nine baseball innings
Eight mountain lions
Seven Swan-like stumbles
Six Dreams of Edward
Five Vegetarian Vamps….
Four tires spinning
Three Quileute Legends
Two dancing dads
and An old renovated Che-vy

On the Tenth day of Twilight, my true love gave to me:

Ten designer labels
Nine baseball innings
Eight mountain lions
Seven Swan-like stumbles
Six Dreams of Edward
Five Vegetarian Vamps….
Four tires spinning
Three Quileute Legends
Two dancing dads
and An old renovated Che-vy

On the Eleventh day of Twilight, my true love gave to me:

Eleven Veggie Burgers
Ten designer labels
Nine baseball innings
Eight mountain lions
Seven Swan-like stumbles
Six Dreams of Edward
Five Vegetarian Vamps….
Four tires spinning
Three Quileute Legends
Two dancing dads
and An old renovated Che-vy

On the Twelfth day of Twilight, my true love gave to me:

Twelve Volturi
Eleven Veggie Burgers
Ten designer labels
Nine baseball innings
Eight mountain lions
Seven Swan-like stumbles
Six Dreams of Edward
Five Vegetarian Vamps….
Four tires spinning
Three Quileute Legends
Two dancing dads
and An old renovated Che-vy

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