Ryo: Hi guys, I came up with this idea while watching Survivor. Since I do love watching reality shows, I've decided to do a Survivor story…with the cast of Bleach! Can the characters of Bleach survive madness?
Ichigo: Of course I can!
Survivor: Bleach Style
Prologue: Meet the unfortunate victims!
The camera pans over a large and lush tropical island in the Ryukyu Islands, Japan. A rather monotone voice overlays the images.
"This is where our twenty contestants will have to survive for 39 days. Of course some of them won't see the end. Some of them won't last. Watch alliances crumble under the strain as each person realizes only one of them can walk away with a million dollars. And without further fan fare I present our special guest host for this run of Survivor…Sosuke Aizen!"
Sosuke Aizen walks out onto the sandy beach, in his trademark white jacket, white robes, purple sash and white hakama.
"Welcome to this special edition of Survivor. I'm your host Sosuke Aizen. Let's meet our unfortunate contestants." Aizen said, smiling at the camera.
He now pulls out a clipboard and looks over the names of the contestants. If he didn't need the money, he sure as hell wouldn't be here. But hey even an evil backstabbing shinigami captain to the Soul Society has to pay rent, and the Espada hasn't given him a raise lately.
"Alright, our first contestant on the Soul Tribe. He's the most sexiest guy in the Espada and has lots of fangirls, Ulquiorra Schiffer! God I need a drink." Aizen said, wiping the sweat of his forehead. Hey, come on, he may live in Hueco Mundo which is a warm desert place but even he sweats like hell, you know?
Ulquiorra walks into the island while wearing a white tank top which the number 4 on it, a pair of khaki pants and sandals. He shielded his eyes as he walks in. "Argh! My eyes! They burn!"
"Yes, Mr. Dimwit. That's what happens if you stay in dark rooms for too long. Now go sit down!" Aizen said. Ulquiorra shrugged and sits on a nearby log. Aizen looks at his list again.
"Our next contestant is another good looking guy who is also an evil bastard like me, Grimmjow Jaegerjaques!" Aizen announced.
Grimmjow walks into the island while wearing his trademark white jacket, black sash and white hakama. He snorted as he glares at Ulquiorra and walks over to him and sits next to him.
"Next, we have the shinigami girl who is famous for her big boobs, Rangiku Matsumoto!" Aizen said.
Rangiku walks into the island while wearing her necklace, a revealing pink tank top and blue jeans. She then sits next to Grimmjow.
"Hey girl, you look great." Grimmjow said to Rangiku.
"Oh, thank you." Rangiku said flattered.
"Yeah, I'm sure they will go well together." Aizen said sarcastically. "Next we have ah yes, Gin Ichimaru!"
Gin walks into the island while wearing a red bikini.
"Oh God!" Aizen screamed, covering his eyes and turning his head away. "Christ's sake! Somebody give him a shirt or something!"
PLEASE STANDBY…
"Heh, sorry ladies and gentlemen about that brief transmission failure." Aizen said to the camera as he sweatdrops. "Next, we have our favorite orange haired girl who did join the arrancar once, Orihime Inoue! Whee! Oh jeez, I never forget her wearing that beautiful Hueco Mundo outfit of hers. She looks so sexy in that. Yeah…good times." Aizen sighed lovingly.
Inoue walks into the island while wearing a pink t-shirt that says, "Ichigo is my love monkey" on it and a white skirt. She decided to sit next to Ulquiorra since she noticed Ulquiorra, Grimmjow and Rangiku looking uneasily as they have inched away from Gin.
"Next, we have another back stabbing bastard to the Soul Society, like me, and Busta Rhymes wannabe, Kaname Tosen!" Aizen said, then his eyes shot open as he looks at the list again. "Wait, Busta Rhymes wannabe? Which stupid author would write that?!"
Kaname Tosen walks in while wearing his trademark purple sunglasses, a black t-shirt and black pants. Gin jumps on him, about to hug his good friend, but Tosen quickly punches Gin in the face before he could hug him.
"Our next member of the Soul Tribe is our favorite yellow haired old guy, Kisuke Urahara!" Aizen announced.
Kisuke walks in while wearing his green and white striped hat, black jacket, green robes, green pants and sandals. He sits next to Tosen.
"Next! We have the twisted captain of the second division, Soi Fon!" Aizen said.
"Hey! You can't call Soi Fon twisted like that!" Gin cried as he jumps onto Aizen's back.
"Oh man, it touched me!!" Aizen grabs Gin by the neck, and tosses him into the trees behind him. "Damn, now I need a bath!"
Soi Fon came running out a moment later, looking quite lovely, in a black tank top and black pants.
"You arrogant bastard! How dare you beat out poor innocent people like that?!" Soi Fon then proceeds to bitch slap Aizen, while Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Rangiku, Tosen and Urahara cheered for her.
"Commercial!! Commercial would be good about now!!" Aizen screams as Soi Fon beats the crap out of him.
2 minutes later…
Aizen combs his messed up hair as he gets up from the ground. After that, he puts away his comb and reads his list again. "Right, let's see…next we have that cool looking shinigami punk, Shuhei Hisagi!"
Hisagi walks into the island while wearing a choker around his neck, black jacket, white shirt and blue jeans. As he walks in, he could hear fangirls screaming for him. Hisagi stops walking for a while and looks around, figuring out where the screams come from. But the screams immediately stopped as he looks around. He shrugs and walks over to the log and sits next to Soi Fon.
"Finally, we have the father of Sakura Haruno, Szayel Apporo Grantz!" Aizen arched an eyebrow as he looks at the list again. "What the crap? Father of Sakura Haruno? Seriously, who is the one who writes this list?!"
Szayel walks into the island while wearing a white tank top with the number 8 on it and a pair of white pants. He then sits next to Hisagi.
"And that's it with the Soul Tribe! Next we have the Shinigami Tribe!" Aizen then drops his smile and for a good reason too. "The first contestant is argh…how should I say this…that punk who always ruins my plans in taking over the human world…" Aizen's mood darkens considerably as he grumbles the name of the first member of the Shinigami tribe. "Ichigo Kurosaki…Must…control…violent…urges."
Ichigo walks into the island while wearing a blue t-shirt, Black pants and black shoes. He glares at Aizen as he walks into the island and after glaring at him for a while, he walks over to a separate log and sits down.
"Next we have AH HELL! If one isn't bad enough, Ichigo's little sidekick, Rukia Kuchiki." Aizen grumbled.
Rukia walks into the island while wearing her trademark grey uniform, red ribbon, grey skirt and black shoes. She then sits next to Ichigo.
"Why do I always end up teaming up with you all the time?" Rukia asked Ichigo.
"I don't know. It could be either because of the many IchiRuki fans out there or the fact that we are the perfect team in the anime." Ichigo said as he shrugs.
"Next time, oh, that sexy tights-wearing trollop, Yoruichi Shihouin!" Aizen said.
Yoruichi walks in while wearing her trademark orange robes and black tights. "Whoa, whoa, whoa." Yoruichi said as she walks over to Aizen who gulped. "Trollop?" She asked. She then proceeds to do a roundhouse kick at Aizen's face and Aizen hit onto the ground like a sack of potatoes.
"FATALITY!" A random voice boomed from out of nowhere. Ichigo, Rukia and the members of the Soul Tribe cheered and hooted while Yoruichi turned around, smiles and bows down in front of the contestants.
Aizen rolls onto his side, and squints toward the camera, then makes a plea in a very distraught and somewhat high pitched voice. "Commercial! And some ice please…"
2 minutes later…
Aizen stands in front of the camera once more after combing his hair, though he now looks more uncomfortable than before. "Right, next on the Shinigami Tribe is er…I don't know. Some guy named…Yasutora Sado." Aizen said in confusion
"It's Chad!" Yasutora 'Chad' Sado yelled from outside the camera view.
"Yeah whatever. Chad Sado." Aizen said puzzled. "Seriously, who's this guy anyway?"
Chad then walks into the island while wearing a black shirt and white pants. "Hooray for me!" Chad yelled as he raises his arms up into the air. However, nobody cheered and cricket chirping sounds can be heard.
"Stupid fans." Chad mumbled as he droop his arms. He then sits next to Yoruichi. After Chad sits down, Rukia leaned towards Yoruichi and whispered to her.
"You know, I know Aizen sort of deserved that but…I mean damn even I felt that." Rukia whispered.
Yoruichi shrugs. "He's bigger than me so I don't play nice."
"I noticed." Rukia smirked.
"I heard that!" Aizen snapped. He angrily looks back at his list. "Next we have the good looking Quincy guy, Uryu Ishida!"
Uryu walks into the island while wearing his trademark white Quincy uniform. He sits next to Chad.
"Seriously, Uryu. How do you cool guys get so many fans even though I'm one of the main characters of the show." Chad asked Uryu.
Uryu shrugs. "Maybe people don't like your um…personality?"
"Really?"
"Yeah, maybe."
"Next we have Rukia's sexy captain of the seventh division, Byakuya Kuchiki! Whee!" Aizen squealed like a retard.
Byakuya walks into the island while wearing a blue jacket, white shirt and black pants. He turned his head to the Shinigami Tribe and asked, "Guys, what's up with Aizen squealing like that?" All the members of the tribe shrugged.
"Next we have the cute and lovable shinigami, Hanataro Yamada!" Aizen then turns his head to the Shinigami Tribe and frowns. "And seriously guys, you got to help him out when he comes in because he's about to embarrass himself on national television."
Hanataro walks into the island while looking around the island in confusion. He wore a red t-shirt and blue shorts. He walks over to Aizen in fear. "Aizen? Where am I? What am I doing here? I WANT TO GO HOME!" He cried with tears starting to form in his eyes.
"Sorry kid, but the only way to get off of this island is to get voted off in the tribal councils. NOW GO SIT NEXT TO BYAKUYA!" Aizen screamed. Hanataro cries as he walks over to the log and sits next Byakuya. Byakuya pats Hanataro's back to make him feel better.
"Hey! You can't just screamed at him like that!" Rukia yelled at Aizen.
"Oh shut up." Aizen said. "Anyways, this whole introduction to the contestants thing is really getting into my nerves, and taking way too long. Cause I got like a date later with the makeup girl." Aizen grins stupidly. Everyone else stares at him with blank expressions. "What? I mean I may be a treacherous bastard, and maybe I'm not entirely human, but I do date damn it! Anyway our final three contestants are Toshiro Hitsugaya, Hinamori Momo and Renji Abarai."
The last three contestants are pushed into camera range. Toshiro is wearing a black shirt and blue jeans, Momo is wearing a blue tank top and blue shorts while Renji is wearing a white shirt and grey pants. All three look slightly bewildered. Aizen shuffles over to the Soul Tribe and hands each team member a white buff with the word 'Soul' on it. He also hands Grimmjow a map.
"That's to get to your campsite. There's a bunch of stuff there, you're gonna need, and like you gotta start a fire and stuff." Aizen then shoos the Soul tribe off. The Tribe marches off looking slightly bewildered. "Oh and don't forget to make your tribe flag." Then our evil host stumbles over to the Shinigami Tribe. He hands Byakuya a map to their camp site and each tribe member a black buff, with the word 'Shinigami' on it. "Alright, same thing, make fire, find food…blah…blah…blah. And don't forget the flag thing. Now, off you go." Byakuya shrugs and the Shinigami Tribe heads off toward their new home. "Alrighty then, time for some fun!" Aizen said, smiling at the camera before leaping away merrily from the cameraman.
END OF CHAPTER
Next Time on Survivor…
The first immunity challenge…
Alliances are made…
Inoue makes fire…
Ichigo finds the water hole…
Hilarity shall ensue…
Ryo: I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Things will become more interesting (and hilarious) in the next chapters. So stay tune and read and review! And remember…
SOUL: Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Rangiku, Gin, Inoue, Tosen, Urahara, Soi Fon, Hisagi, Szayel
SHINIGAMI: Ichigo, Rukia, Yoruichi, Some guy named Chad, Uryu, Byakuya, Hanataro, Hitsugaya, Momo, Renji