A young child lands in the the underground, their fall cushioned by a bed of black flowers. As you slowly stand, you would find thankfully that none of your bones are broken, but there seems to be no way of going back up to the surface for now. So you travel fourth beyond the comfort of the light and into a dark room. In the middle of this room is a patch of dirt. An ugly black flower bursts out.
*ora wa o chin chin ga daisuki~! (hello faggot,you new here or what?)
*oh chin chin~ oh chin chin~ (let me teach you some cool shit man)
White dots formed around his head. Circling him in a slow hypnotizing manner.
*ore wa o- ga daisuki… (these are fresh mem- i mean chromosomes)
*ora wa o chin~ (catch them all faggot)
You do as he says and grab at them, ready for a nice tasty treat, but as soon as you touch it, it immediately explodes into a stale meme. Your body sizes in pain at the sight of it.
*ORA WA O CHIN CHIN DAISUKI~(HA! FUCKING FAG, HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED!
Stale memes circle around you, closing in around you slowly as he his shitty memes could destroy you, a bowl of steaming hot ramen flies in and smacks the evil flower in the head, forcing it to flee.a man in a dirty plaid button up shirt, jeans and glasses approach.
*what the hell is all this gay shit? Fucking flowers picking on kids. Come on boy, papa franku gonna take you somewhere good.
You do as he says and follow him through the cave. The caves were long and dangerous, filled with monsters and things that live in the lurked everywhere, mixtapes and stale memes fly at you from left and right, papa franku helps you survive. The creatures flee at the mere sight of him and his top ramen. He mentors you throughout the journey, teaches you how not to be a fucking faggot. Using some sweet roasts to make enemies flee instead of killing , after all of the trouble, he leads you to his home... A shitty ass apartment flat. He cooks you a hot meal of that good cares for you, gives you a nice bed to sleep in. But you know that you must continue.
*ok boy, listen up. Don't go down stairs. If you do papa franku gonna have to beat that ass
You ignore him, he warns you a few more times to fuck off but you follow anyways. You find him at a door… it's cold in the room. He sighs and shakes his head.
*why you gotta do this to papa? Just wanted to have someone around man… well if ya want to leave that bad then you'll have to get through me!
The fight was on. Hot bowls of ramen flew through the air, somehow you managed to escape the bowls of boiling delicious broth and wall behind you was a mess. The barrage ended, but you weren't safe, not by a long shot. He spews out from his mouth the disembodied head of British singers in large columns on either side of you, strays heads fly in the middle forcing you to dance around them.
*I just wanted a kid man! I just wanted to be someone's creepy uncle man! Fine, you want to go so bad? Leave! That just means I get more ravioli!
He runs away like a little whiney bitch. Leaving behind a few bowls of to go picked it up. You open the massive snowy doors into the unknown. Your adventure begins.
filthytale.