Tom and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day
By Katherine O'Riley
Codes: Just fun.
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, so Tom and Co. are Paramount's. My story though.
Archives: Feel free! Just e-mail me first, so I know where it is. My e-mail address must be kept on it though.
Lieutenant Paris' personal log
My day was just awful. Completely horrible.
I had barely slept at all the night before. I woke up this morning and went to get breakfast, and found out Neelix was having a special all day today. Everything was made from leola root!
That was the start.
Then I had a appointment with everyone's favorite hologram. What fun. He seemed to have forgotten all the "bedside manner" he's learned.
That didn't help.
Then I had to go to my shift. The helm console exploded.
Back to sickbay.
Luckily, it wasn't too bad. I was out in a hour. I went back to the bridge. Then I had to deliver the helm reports to B'Elanna. She was in a horrible mood for some reason. She nearly bit my head off. Klingons. Even half- Klingons.
Then I went back to my shift. I was so tired, I went and dozed off. At the helm.
The captain was pretty mad at me. Chakotay was too.
Then, after my shift was over, I invited B'Elanna over for dinner. Is she sure she's only half-Klingon? She gave me a reply that was something along the line of, Go away before you don't need to worry about smelling ever again. I went. She broke Carey's nose in three places once. Besides, I'd seen enough of Old Grump…er, that is, the Doctor, today.
Then I found out that the rations I put in the betting pool were lost. Apperently, Ensign Menks hadn't asked out Ensign Wilks yet. Naturally, he had when it was Harry's bet on time. Bye-bye, half my rations.
Leola root for dinner. Yummy.
After dinner, I went to log in some time in the holodeck. But it was broken. Again.
I gave up and went to my quarters. Only to find out my computer console had broken too!
I went to bed early.
Maybe tomorrow will be better. We're approaching a planet that looks to be all water. Maybe I can get some real, non-holodeck swimming in! We'll be there tomorrow.
Besides, at least I didn't get demoted.
End log.
By Katherine O'Riley
Codes: Just fun.
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, so Tom and Co. are Paramount's. My story though.
Archives: Feel free! Just e-mail me first, so I know where it is. My e-mail address must be kept on it though.
Lieutenant Paris' personal log
My day was just awful. Completely horrible.
I had barely slept at all the night before. I woke up this morning and went to get breakfast, and found out Neelix was having a special all day today. Everything was made from leola root!
That was the start.
Then I had a appointment with everyone's favorite hologram. What fun. He seemed to have forgotten all the "bedside manner" he's learned.
That didn't help.
Then I had to go to my shift. The helm console exploded.
Back to sickbay.
Luckily, it wasn't too bad. I was out in a hour. I went back to the bridge. Then I had to deliver the helm reports to B'Elanna. She was in a horrible mood for some reason. She nearly bit my head off. Klingons. Even half- Klingons.
Then I went back to my shift. I was so tired, I went and dozed off. At the helm.
The captain was pretty mad at me. Chakotay was too.
Then, after my shift was over, I invited B'Elanna over for dinner. Is she sure she's only half-Klingon? She gave me a reply that was something along the line of, Go away before you don't need to worry about smelling ever again. I went. She broke Carey's nose in three places once. Besides, I'd seen enough of Old Grump…er, that is, the Doctor, today.
Then I found out that the rations I put in the betting pool were lost. Apperently, Ensign Menks hadn't asked out Ensign Wilks yet. Naturally, he had when it was Harry's bet on time. Bye-bye, half my rations.
Leola root for dinner. Yummy.
After dinner, I went to log in some time in the holodeck. But it was broken. Again.
I gave up and went to my quarters. Only to find out my computer console had broken too!
I went to bed early.
Maybe tomorrow will be better. We're approaching a planet that looks to be all water. Maybe I can get some real, non-holodeck swimming in! We'll be there tomorrow.
Besides, at least I didn't get demoted.
End log.