Bella Doesn't Know
By oNyx.mOnkey
Jacob slammed the door to his room loudly and ran over to his c.d. player turning the sound up to full volume. He jumped onto the bed and began to sing…
Hey!!
Bella
doesn't know,
That Nessie and me,
Do it in my van every
Sunday.
She tells her she's in church,
But she doesn't
go,
Still she's on her knees, and...
Bella doesn't
know, oh.
Bella doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Bella!
Bella
doesn't know,
Bella doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL BELLA!
Renesme
says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not
stopping.
Cuz Bella doesn't know,
Bella doesn't know,
Bella
doesn't know,
Bella doesn't know.
So don't tell Bella.
Bella
doesn't knoooooow...
DON'T TELL BELLA!
I can't believe
she's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Nessie's
got her on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a
three way call,
and she knows nothing.
NOTHING!!
Bella
doesn't know,
Bella doesn't know,
Bella doesn't know,
Don't
tell Bella.
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Bella doesn't
knoooooow...
SO DON'T TELL BELLA!
We'll
put on a show, everyone will go.
Bella doesn't know,
Bella
doesn't know,
Bella doesn't knoooooow...
The, parking lot,
why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
Her front lawn, in
the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...
Bella doesn't
know,
Bella doesn't know.
I did her on her birthday.
Bella
doesn't know,
Bella doesn't know,
Bella doesn't know,
Bella
doesn't know,
Don't tell Bella.
Bella doesn't
knoooooow...
Bella will know,
Bella has to know,
Bella's
gotta know,
Gonna tell Bella,
Gonna tell her myself.
Bella
has to know,
Bella has to know,
Bella has to,
Bella has
to,
Bella has to go!
Bella doesn't know,
(Don't tell
Bella)
Bella doesn't know,
(Don't tell Bella)
Bella doesn't
know...
Bella's gotta go!
"Ahem…" coughed an irritated and angry Bella when Jacob's song was over.
"…Crap." Was Jacob's last thoughts before he was put into a coma thanks to a punch in the face from Bella.